April 9, 2007
Easter Sunday is supposed to be a time spent with family. OK, so I guess if you have the time and inclination you could maybe get in a round of golf. This married A list movie actor told his wife he needed to relax and so was going out to Palm Springs to play some golf. He showed up at the golf course. He went inside the pro-shop and gave the head pro a few hundred dollars and said that if his wife called to tell her that the actor was out on the course and no cell phones are allowed there. Then he was to call the actor's cell phone and tell him the wife called. The actor then left the pro shop with a woman who was not dressed to play golf and drove away. Now it's possible this twosome played golf somewhere else, but I think he was trying to put his ball into another cup if you know what I mean. **Note to other actors who try this. Spread the $$ around to all the staff at the shop so they don't go blabbing away.**
Morgan Freeman
How old IS Morgan Freeman?!!! He used to try and date my grandmother in the 60s...she's 95 now.
ReplyDeleteDamn Dime. Your granny musta been hot to have Morgan after her when she was cougar age. Looks like he's going in the opposite direction age-wise.
DeleteViagra is quite the damn drug evidently.
ReplyDeleteAccording to Wikipedia, he's 76 (born in 1937)... didn't there used to be rumors he was shtupping his stepgrandaughter or something?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if this betch was legal?
ReplyDeleteYeah Morgan seems to have quite the libido!
ReplyDeleteWonder how many men are taking notes?
ReplyDeleteNot one person even got close to guessing Morgan Freeman on the original post. Michael Douglas, Dennis Quaid and Kevin Costner are most often accused.
ReplyDelete@hollywood dime,don't leave us hanging. Tell us the rest of the story about how a twenty-something Morgan Freeman was hitting on your forty-something grandma!!
ReplyDeleteChiming in to say: Yes, Hollywood, do tell! :)
ReplyDeleteEvery time I see his face or hear his voice now all I can think is 'dating his step-granddaughter' and I dry heave a little.
ReplyDeletei re-read that entire blind with Morgan Freeman's voice narrating.
ReplyDeleteI thought his wife was divorcing him because of his affair with step-granddaughter???
ReplyDeleteHe kept his action pretty quiet until a few years ago when he was in a very late-night car accident with a woman (not the wife) that he'd been seeing for a while. After that hit the news, his other monkey business was harder to hide.
ReplyDeleteRach Around, LMAO
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