July 2, 2008
#2 - What NBA all-star had a really wonderful way with women even back in high school. I remember high school. Lots of innocence. Not so for our NBA star. Favorite activity? Well he would find some girl and sweet talk her until she wanted him. I mean this guy was already huge, and extremely popular. Our NBA player would take the lucky girl out to his car in the parking lot and force her to perform oral sex. Then, when he had finished in his porn star way if you know what I mean, he would literally force them out of the car just like that. Such a way with women.
Kobe Bryant
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ReplyDeleteNo kidding, as in implying rape and naming names bold. Yikes.
ReplyDeleteBold reveal
ReplyDeleteWhilst I am embarrassed to admit I have no idea who this man is I am just as embarrassed to say I also have no idea what it means to finish in a porn star way. Is that different to finishing in a normal way?
ReplyDeleteAll over the face.
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DeleteOh. Thanks. Sheltered life.
DeleteWhen you say "force" - do you mean the legal definition of rape, which is a crime - or do you mean he was just an aggressive @sshole and the women felt pressured and were used but didn't say no? There IS a difference. And with this version of Enty, I feel like clarification is necessary.
ReplyDelete@Violet, porn star way I guess would be ejaculating on her face or breasts, ala "money shot."
ReplyDeleteHi 7, I needed to reword.
ReplyDeleteHe didn't marry his HS sweetheart, he married a girl he got pregnant when she was underage.
I got my sports folks mixed up.
I thought Kobe married his HS sweetheart but I guess not.
@Violet I'm assuming porn star way is the "money shot".
ReplyDeleteVanessa wasn't pregnant when Kobe married her, though she was high school aged when they met and started dating. He's ALWAYS had a thing for teenagers, even when he was one, apparently. Anyway, color me shocked that an attractive and popular high school athlete got lots of BJs.
ReplyDeleteMakes me wonder if something "new" is coming out on Kobe. Yikes, charming. Not!
ReplyDeleteVanessa wasn't pregnant when they married her first child wasn't born until 2003.
ReplyDeleteBut she was underage when they first got together and her parents were forcing the marriage issue or they were going to press charges if rumors about that are true.
He also got married without a prenup which caused a huge rift with his parents.
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ReplyDeleteYes Violet it is also referred to as a "facial", more polite men will ask if it is Okay to jizz all over your face, I think some claim semen does have beneficial properties for the skin, probably a man
ReplyDeleteAgain, not forced, uless he had a gun in his car or pried their sausage traps open wirh a screwdriver.
ReplyDeleteAnd about the pop shot, I've known more thanone chick who would ratger have load on her face tgan in their mouth. As long as it ddoesn't get on the upholstery, it don't matter to me.
And I hate Kobe and would like nothing more than to bad mouth him, but their is nothing wrong here.
*There is nothing wrong.
ReplyDeleteEven back then everybody knew Kobe was going to be a superstar and everyone tried latching onto him. Hey Philadelphia ain't all that great and if a girl thought she could get Kobe and get out why not give it a try. So he used them big deal they knew what they wanted.
ReplyDelete@sandy - ain't nothing wrong with Philly, thank you very much...
ReplyDeleteum yeah, can't get pregnant in the face!
ReplyDeleteSounds like most athletes, but I don't have much sympathy for groupie hoes getting treated like groupie hoes.
ReplyDeleteDamn those garden tools! Damn hoes!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is why I didn't sleep with athletes in HS. I remember one guy , star wrestler who tried for months .. Sweet words, grand gestures , met my dad. When I told him in no uncertain terms was he getting any he decided to just lie about it instead. Actually brought a condom wrapper to practice as " evidence " and then never talked to me again. Haha - I wonder where that winner is now?
ReplyDeleteI got one that was revealed. Smug feeling.
ReplyDeleteI got one that was revealed. Smug feeling.
ReplyDeleteCome on, mngddess. Philly is definitely a shady town, that is what makes it a fun party spot. I used to head there for a weekend 3-4 times a year.
ReplyDelete@mngddess Ive spent a whole lotta time in Philly and South Street is the shit but still you all have an inferiority complex because you ain't NYC. On the whole the ppl there are real and loyal which I love.
ReplyDeletehe has a really nice smile.
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ReplyDelete@Violet I think it's really wonderful that there are people who don't know about a lot of icky stuff in the world. You're not missing a thing.
ReplyDeleteAlicia, the reason I didn't sleep with athletes in high school was because I was an undesired theatre geek. Oh wait I didn't sleep with anyone in high school. Maybe it had nothing to do with theatre at all.
ReplyDeleteHaven't had anything nice to say about Kobe after he up and married Vanessa leaving his HS sweetheart to read about it in the press.
ReplyDeleteYes the marriage was performed while he was looking down the barrel of a shot gun since Vanessa was underage when he started with her but it was still pretty shitty of him. For a long time he was booed when he came to Philly.
I bet he regrets not signing requiring a prenup every day. I bet she's glad she got over while she busily spends his money.
Philly is a party town? I spent a week there one night. Could've fooled me.
Aoife: You serious or just working a WC Fields reference?
ReplyDeletePhilly is a great place for concerts and pro wrestling events. Over in the S. Columbus Blvd area you have a few good strip clubs, that you can smoke in. South St. and all those bars there. Wonderland for your drug paraphernalia/packaging and whip-it needs. Plus actual drugs are are fairly available (if you know the right hole in a brick wall on the wrong street).
The whores and strippers range from cracky to phenomenal (gawd bless art school girls). If you are into really nasty whores, or don't want to spend more than $20-30, head up to Roosevelt Blvd in North East Philly. High rated massage parlors around Philly, too. Also, swinger clubs and events out the ying yang, if yer into that type of fun.
You just have to be aware of where you are and only give change to the bums w/ gimmicks. I won't give money to a lazy bum, but if they can rock out some buckets and pans or have a funny song to sing, I'll hook em up.
Any single dude who wants to get an idea of what Philth-adelphia chicks are like, check out some of the porn stars who came out of Philly (Aaralyn Barra, Adriana Chechik, Amai Liu, Jacky Joy, Melody Jordan) and the porn out of Philly (FeetofPhilly, PhillyButtSluts, DirtPipeDivas).
TL/DR: Stuff gets Dirty in Jersey, but downright Philthy in Philly.
Oh right - Kobe Bryant, celebrity on-the-road rapist. So this is to let us know that he started training for it young. Fab.
ReplyDeleteFor those who say there's nothing wrong with it, that's some bullshit.
Have some physically intimidating athlete coerce your underage daughter into blowing him in a car. See how she likes that kind of humiliation and how you think there's "nothing wrong" with that shit then.
@Niniotchka:
ReplyDeleteA) Nothing in the blind says the chicks were under age. Even if they were, he was in high school with them, so they were contemporaries.
B) Kobe hasn't raped anyone.
C) You can pretend it wasn't the chick's choice to suck his dick, but you would only be fooling yourself.
Please give your definition of "coerce".
I wonder if he did that to Brandy
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