Sunday, November 10, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

February 21, 2007

This television host despite being married spent some a whole bunch of time hitting on someone almost half his age. Thinking he was going to get lucky he made his move, only to be rebuffed when the girl said there was no way she would do anything with him because he was old and her mom's favorite star.

Regis Philbin


18 comments:

  1. Miricles brought to you by Viagra. And can you say....delusional?

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  2. So he hit on a 50 year old?

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  3. Normal grammar: spent some time

    Paid by the word: spent some a whole bunch of time

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  4. Dayum this one shocked me!

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  5. In what world could Philbin land a young chippie? C'mon, that strains credulity.

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  6. I can see some older guy like Pierce Brosnan pulling young tail but Register is comically laughable.

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  7. Regis - why won't my phone let me type what I want!!!

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  8. Poor Regis. All the joy he's brought to ladies in the mornings through out the years, he deserves random acts of blow jobs from the fans.

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  9. I thought he was gay.

    Oh, well.

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  10. So OG Enty had a big problem with his grammar too huh? Poor Reeg:(

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  11. I wonder if the woman was 'anyone'?

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  12. I read somewhere he was suffering from early Alzeheimers. He sure was bitchy about getting kicked fron Live.

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  13. Anonymous1:33 PM

    A female half Regis' age is no longer considered a "girl" Enty.

    I wonder how many out dated cultural references were made in his pick up conversation. I picture the woman walking away thinking "who the fuck is Montgomery Clift?"

    Tehehehe ..........

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  14. Register is comically laughable too!

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  15. Regis is old enough to be someone's great-grandfather.

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  16. At the time, he must have been 75-76, so the "girl" should have been 37-38?
    Cradle snatcher.

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