February 20, 2007
This B list movie/television actor became one of the few. Yes, he was rejected by none other than Paris Hilton herself when he made a very public move on her this past weekend. He said a few words and then she turned her back. For the rest of the night he insisted that he did not try and hit on her, but everyone knows he couldn't get her to say yes.
Jeremy Piven
Apparently even Paris has standards.....who knew?
ReplyDeleteThis must have been when Paris was an A+ celebutard.
ReplyDeleteShe would jump all over that shit now!
Delete@ Texas rose she sure would! She'd be on him like white on rice.
DeleteLucky him!
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who thinks they are perfect for each other?
ReplyDeleteHa!! @ Gypsy I think they're like 2 peas in a pod!
ReplyDelete2 disease ridden, lacking all humanity, despicable, jackass peas in a pod.
ReplyDeleteI think she did us all a favor. This union would have produced a completely new strain of Herpydiphylus.
ReplyDeleteParis Hilton saves the world!
Now I like her!!!!!! He is disgusting!
ReplyDeleteThey must be similar ends of the STD magnet and repel each other.
ReplyDeleteMagnolia: not sure what was funnier here. Your remark or Gee Gee's or Gypsy's. So many good ones people!
ReplyDeleteThanks Sherry :)
DeleteMaybe it was the ball huggin pants, 2 sizes too small jacket and bald dome covering hat that turned her off.
ReplyDeleteI thought she was a starfucker and I guess Jeremy thought he was a star
ReplyDeleteSo what, he already had her. There are pics of him doing crazy amounts of coke with her and Nicole.
ReplyDeleteParis doesn't like smarmy old farts who believe their own hype.
ReplyDeleteCan't say I blame her.
never b THAT GUY that made a whore decide to get her life together.---Louis CK
LOL
i wouldn't touch him (or her) with someone else's vagina. for all those dieters out there, mentally picture these two going at it doggy style. it'll curb your appetite for good.
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