June 14, 2007
#2 At a thing last week, AP was in the bathroom and a C list actress starts talking about what she had done the night before. Turns out she was hanging out with this defnitely not ugly A list film actor as far as name recognition, but in reality B list because he needs a strong cast to open well. He is heroic though. Anyway, the two of them were enjoying some adult activities and she started to do move down and do something with her mouth, when he practically screamed, "No." In all her many experiences, she had never got that type of reaction and so decided to take a much closer look at the member in question. A raging case of warts. It was so bad that she puked right then and there and got out of the bed and room like lightning.
The actor has not been married since the blind but has had a lot of unprotected sex judging by his progeny being born. He is still really close to A list and he is foreign born. His condition might be the reason he rarely has long term relationships and seem to be on and off.
Chokito anyone?
ReplyDeleteEwww gross. This is why an inspection should always be done down below before any contact is made. It can be done on the sly.
ReplyDeleteJude Law
ReplyDeleteBenicio?
ReplyDeleteSkimpy: HOW?????
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I wanna know! I need glasses for reading so i would need to whip em out as he whips it out
Lol!
DeleteLol!
DeleteEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
ReplyDeleteButler ?
ReplyDeletemy thought was Owen Wilson...but he's american
ReplyDeleteReally you had to post this over the lunch hour!?!?!
ReplyDeleteColin Farrell?
ReplyDeleteI'm assuming AP is code name for one of the original enty's actress friends that fed him these blinds?
ReplyDeleteHow bout Hugh Grant?
ReplyDeleteAnna Paquin. You sure do get around!
ReplyDeletebon appetit
ReplyDeleteEwwww
DeleteGoddamnit, Harry!
DeleteHugh Grant is a good guess.
ReplyDeleteAren't you a clever one, texas rose.
ReplyDeleteGood lord, get them shits froze or burned off.
ReplyDeleteSandpaper?
DeleteAnd get the friggin vaccine. Even if you have had warts, because there are so many different strains, that it could protect you from one you haven't had yet.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell was he thinking was going to.happen? But thank goodness he warned her before she did anything. Who's been married at least once but has a few chirrens? And sounds like someone who played and action role by the mention of heroic.
ReplyDeleteI also read this as Hugh Grant
ReplyDeleteHugh Grant is hardly heroic. Although he did venture into the penis fly trap of Eluzabeth HURLey
ReplyDeleteWhy would you start engaging in "adult activities" w/ some trampy fame-ho if you were experiencing a maj herps outbreak that would preclude your dick from seeing the light of day?? Obvs, at some point she's gonna go for it...so why get yourself into that position. Was he thinking "We'll make out a bit and snuggle but I'll keep my pants on all night"??
ReplyDeleteWarts may equal HPV not herpes
DeleteBest advice I ever got was from my gyno when I got my first annual exam in high school - Never have sex with someone who won't do it with the lights on so you can see what the situation is down there.
ReplyDeleteWell, best advice for bangin' a guy for the first time.
ReplyDeleteGerard Butler
ReplyDeleteGah, I'm eating! Bleh
ReplyDeleteReno, I hope you're not eating a chokito or pollywaffle?
DeleteCount - The vaccine isn't available for males over 21 years of age or women over 26 years of age. If his are external it's likely not the strain the vaccine protects against anyway as external warts aren't the kind that cause cervical cancer. And it sounds like he's well over 21.
ReplyDeleteAgree with the Butler guesses. When was Anniston with him (or was that a sham.
ReplyDeleteI know people don't like Butler but blind clue says he has progeny. I'm not aware of him having any baby mama's or kids.
ReplyDeleteOk. I always need to spell these out so I can get it straight!
ReplyDeleteC list actress talking about what she did the night before, in June 2007.
She messed around with a foreign born good looking actor who's described as heroic. He is unmarried, but keeps having children. He seems to have on/off relationships and none are long term.
Benicio del Toro isn't considered conventionally handsome, so I don't think it's him.
Colin Farrell played Alexander - a heroic role. Has two children with two different women, and is not linked to any one woman for any extended period of time. I think that's a good guess, gadfly!
@texas rose.. maybe it's about to be announced and that's why it's an 'Almost Reveal'?
ReplyDelete@aemish - after rereading clue I see why you might think that is what the clue meant but I really don't think the progeny part was supposed to be a secret.
DeleteThis is just fucking nasty.
ReplyDeleteI'm with the Del Toro guess.
ReplyDelete@CJ.. thanks for pointing out all of the Colin Farrell stuff.. that's a good one too
ReplyDeleteI watched the movie In Bruges the other day and Colin Farrell's eyebrows were so distracting I couldn't even concentrate on the movie. Was it good? I seriously couldn't focus on anything other than his eyebrows. They were hugh and took up his whole face!
ReplyDeleteI know this has nothing to do with his warty schlong.
lol @ Sugar - "warty schlong"
ReplyDeleteMy hubby had a pimple on his John Thomas and asked me to squeeze it. I gave him a quick hand shandy and told him to apply clearasil and stay the fuck away from me til it disappeared. True story.
ReplyDeleteLoL @rach
ReplyDeleteThank you, @CJ!!
ReplyDelete@disco: Really? Why the age limit? They assume you are already infected?
ReplyDeleteLights on is good. I hate lights off sex. TV light is tolerable.
My neighbor (ex military) said when he was out of country, he would keep a packet of lemon juice on him for random hook ups. Open the packet, squirt it on your hand, and swipe the chick's pussy. If she cringes from a sting, then she has an open sore so just get outta there.
On the sly is by acting like your nibbling at his pants and when you reach the underware you pull it back with your teeth while giggling or something and take a glimpse in there without him noticing.
ReplyDeleteRach, it may not be a bad idea to be tested.
ReplyDeleteNot quite sure how common pimples are on a penis.
Bacon, believe me, it WAS a fucking pimple. He was at it like a meth addict at invisible bugs under their skin. It cleared up, we've both been tested and my I.Q came in at 43.
Delete@Count: lemon juice always goes well with seafood
ReplyDeleteA buddy of mine was talking about quitting smoking and how his sense of smell came back. I said that I can't quit then, because a fully functioning sense of smell would be detrimental to my love of eating pussy and ass.
ReplyDeleteCount: my hubby loves my nunu scent & I always bathe THOROUGHLY when he chows down on my wrong hole,
DeleteMakes me squirm.
P.S sent sick 3 year old to bed and just got laid. Sigh.
Ugh!!!
ReplyDeleteSome of youse is killing it! LOL
Colin farrell good guess....but I throw Jeremy Renner into the ring as well...
ReplyDeleteBack when I was young and cute my bff was a hardcore star fucker. On more than one occasion she tried to go down on a celebrity guy only to be greeted by a bumpelstiltskin penis. Super EWWWW!
ReplyDelete*hands KL imaginary award statuette* bumplestilskin! Ha ha ha!
Delete(I love you)
maybe heroic and needing others in the cast refers to someone in the Avengers movie
ReplyDeleteRenner's not foreign born. . .and after reading this I'm glad I'm not eating. . .anything. . .
ReplyDeleteMy penis will never enter the zone, unless I can personally see the landscape with my eyes. I had a frightening experience with my present g/f, during our first sexual encounter. What I thought was a bump, which scared the hell out of me, was found to be a piece of jewelry. Lights on, always before the actual game does begin.
ReplyDeleteCount - I'm not really sure why the age limit. Maybe it's just a recommended age but everything I've seen said that it's for females ages 12-26 and males age 12-21. Maybe you're right and they figure by those ages you're probably just a lost cause.
ReplyDeleteThat lemon juice trick is a brilliant idea.
Seriously, why the hell does this guy not go to the dr. They make meds for this.
ReplyDeleteButler in the 300 would be considered heroic, no?
ReplyDeleteGButler doesn't have children (that we know of) so not him.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, Colin Farrell fits. He had one kid by 2007.
@KL I snorted at "bumplestiltskin penis" !
ReplyDeletePappiloma virus is quite serious and a cause for ovarian cancer. Once you have it, its there forever.
ReplyDeleteJust put on a condom people and OUT people who don't disclose.
Why is this an "almost-blind"??? Why bother?
@Unknown: I know you have it forever, but I have read that 2 years after an outbreak, you are cleared of that strain. Like chicken pox, you will always have it, but not always be contagious. Unlike a herpes.
ReplyDeleteDISCLAIMER: I didn't research the article I read that in to determine if it was reputable and what they based it on. Consult your physician if you need accurate info.
The age restrictions with the vaccine are just when they are typically covered by insurance. If you really want them, you can get them but you'll have to pay cash. Also, Tagamet, the heart-burn reducer will help the body attack any warts, plantar, genital, etc. It makes the virus bio-identify as something to kill by the body and it will reject it like a bad kidney. Not a cure, but a reduction of the virus.
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ReplyDeleteI reckon it's Colin Farrell.
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