Friday, November 15, 2013

Blind Items Almost Revealed

June 3, 2013

This actor used to be A list. Used to be. Still A list name recognition and he has crawled his way back from C- to a solid B. Mostly movies. Back in the day he was considered a real stud. Good looking and had lots of women. Steroids though have ravaged him. He is not the same guy he used to be and despite having younger and younger girlfriends and even trying his hand at men for a brief period, he can no longer achieve any kind of erection no matter how much Viagra he pumps into his system. Apparently he has also started to lose his mind and when he films roles has to have cue cards or a teleprompter because he can no longer memorize more than a line and filming with him is a very tedious process. His temper has also grown more legendary and his long time girlfriend finally left him after suffering his verbal and physical abuse for several years.

He has an Academy Award nomination within the past five years and relies on friends to give him roles now.

41 comments:

  1. I now picture the angry chihuahua every time I imagine him getting busy

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  2. Mickey Rourke - Oscar nom was clinching clue.

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  3. Mickey Rourke or Penn. Each has an award that qualifies. Rourke though, is so messed up , I can believe that he roided out too.

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  4. Rourke was so hot back in the day. And now he looks like the mom from RHOM :(.

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  5. @Steampunk - Well, there was a BI revealed about Penn railing some chick in a rental car and it smelled disgusting when he returned it. I forgot who the chick was, though, but I think it was a more recent incident.

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    1. Amber - I think they were test driving a ferrarri or something like that. The dealership allegedly called him after and said the car stunk and they couldn't sell it so he bot it. I think it was Scarjo.

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    2. That's right, I forgot about that.. Yurkk

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  6. @texas - so vile. I am trying really hard not to imagine it for fear of gagging.

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  7. Rourke was definitely juiced to the gills. Poor bastard. But, you reap what you sow.

    P.S. Since we are talking about roids, if anyone has been on them, is it true they make yer cock bigger, as they shrivel yer nuts. I have seen some juiced up meatheads in porn, and their cocks look just as cartoonishly swelled as the rest of their body. Sad part is, they never get a full "spring steel" hard on, and they shoot weak loads.

    In honor of FFF, I'll post this black guy as an example. No way he had that cock when he was a 98lb weakling, right? NSFW

    I watch a lot of porn, but my real life cock knowledge is small in scope. (heh)

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    1. Anonymous11:13 AM

      Dear gawd Count. That looks like a wide trunk yucca plant I bought the other day. Give me nightmares. You'd get stretch marks around the mouth, and experience an episiotomy every time you had sex.

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    2. Put that away! You're only going to hurt someone!!

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    3. No that is pumping - Roids will give you a bigger cock but nothing that much bigger..and yes they do cause your nuts to shrink (because they stop producing testosterone when you are jucing)

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    4. Shitty hard ons, and many lost ones. This was with a 23 yr old dude! Imagine an old fuck!

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  8. I thought this was so obviously Rourke until somebody mentioned Penn.. now I'm all confuzzled bc Rourke seems like a nice guy and Penn is the one with the crappy temper

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    1. aemish - a number of stories about rourkes violent behavior with women. I think there was reveal about him throwing naked girlfriend out of his house or something like that.

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  9. Holy smokes, Count Jerkula! That picture!!!!! It's like a combination of an overly ripe plantain & a battering ram. Ouch!

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  10. Sorry Count, can't help, not my area of expertise. Mickey's face now reminds me of that scene in The Mummy where that face is pushing up thru the sand. Or that lion woman who's rich husband liked big cats,.. Ewwww

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  11. Oh dear GOD...looked like he was giving birth, holy sh** <>
    Breathe in...breathe out...(lamaze)

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  12. I don't think anyone here thinks Rourke is a nice guy, thanks to a revealed blind about him emotionally and sexually abusing Carrie Otis.

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  13. Damn it! I was going to say Brendan Frasier but you guys are right with Rourke!

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  14. Ohhh.. I didn't know that.. I only stumbled upon this site like a week ago

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    1. Welcome to the site aemish. Its a pleasure...

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  15. ^ So glad she got out and away from that.

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  16. So you do "Almost Reveals" to out someone instead of just outright naming them. It's just as bad, especially when it's this obvious.

    Here is the old Enty's take on outing.

    http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/search/label/outing

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  17. Penn didn't crawl back from C-. Rourke did and all the other stuff fits too.

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    1. It was my thought because Penn is a crawler to me. He is a waste of oxygen and he deserves this kharma as much as Rourke.

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  18. Definitely Mickey Rourke. I remember back in the day he was considered an Adonis, and his acting was constantly praised. Maybe it's karma if that one horrible blind item is about him (the one where he abused his girlfriend and locked her outside in the snow...)

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  19. Tourney! He's a nasty abusive prick and what goes around comes around. Karma's a beyotch.

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  20. How is this not Sly Stallone?

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  21. Not Penn he is A+ and never had to claw back from C, same with Sly who has A++ name recognition while they have acting breaks and don't work as much their ratings never went down at least not as far as name recognition is concerned and Sean is an A hole but no,way he is any less than an unwavering A

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  22. As for that BBC, I'm not riding anything that needs a saddle.

    Rourke for the easy guess, but I guess it could be Doberman face Penn
    Sean Penn's face was re-upholstered w the naugahyde from my mother's best 1972 couch.

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  23. Even I got this one right.

    I clicked on the picture. I can't imagine him having much sex. His eyes look sad, lol.

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  24. I was thinking Nic Cage but the only recent awards have been Golden Raspberries.

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  25. The last 5 years make this Rourke

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