Tuesday, November 05, 2013
Blind Item #9
This aging B list actress who was on a great hit television show might be a mom but it has not stopped guys from lining up to date her. Apparently she is the number one woman that actors most want to date because she has some amazing talents. She literally gets to pick and choose among the best of the best.
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ReplyDeleteApparently if you are a mom, it's an apparent shock that guys apparently want to date you. Apparently.
ReplyDeleteAnd literally.
Apparently literally.
Apparently has become the new literally. I like how this post bridges the shift. When is it actually's turn?? When??
DeleteBETTY WHITE ! for once,it's the good guess
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ReplyDeletethe Enty of the day is a huge misogynist
ReplyDeletePam A.
ReplyDeleteBetty White has no kids, just pets.
How about Jane Seymour?
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ReplyDeleteThe Entern of the day is a huge idiot.
ReplyDeleteWhy would being a mom all of a sudden make you unattractive?
I SAID NO ICE.
Jennie Garth? Guess whoever this is stopped wearing her mom jeans. Geez, I didn't know becoming a mom made someone so unattractive.
ReplyDelete@Bacon, remember, this Entern is also dateless, penniless, and wineless. I would be bitter, too.
ReplyDeleteEdie Falco
ReplyDeleteThe Entern must be 12. hasn't she/he heard of MILF?
ReplyDeleteActually...
ReplyDeleteRight Alexa?
ReplyDeleteI know a lot of moms that are smokin'.
Nailed it 7, apparently this one has no idea what MILF stands for,hasn't heard Stacy's Mom and certainly hasn't ever seen pictures of Klum,Kerr or Alba.
Apparently.
..Dammit Dude.
ReplyDeleteJust..Dammit.
Apparently Dammit Dude.
Literally Apparently Dammit Dude.
LADD. That's what I am going to call you.
Dammit.
I would guess Katey Sagal, but it sounds like this person is single.
ReplyDeleteI like Count's Edie Falco guess.
Guys wanna date Pam for sure but she isn't picking the best of the best either. I'm saying Heather Locklear.
ReplyDeleteConnie Britton because of course there would be a line.
ReplyDeleteThe actress is aging and she's given birth. That means she's flabby with a loose vagina. Not the most boinkable combination. I'm guessing she gives really good blow jobs.
ReplyDeleteTrue story: no-one who uses the word boinkable has ever boinked. Or "did it"
ReplyDeletewow, what does she do?!
ReplyDeleteI would give nearly anything for an evening with Connie Britton. Good golly, talk about MILF-tastic.
ReplyDeleteAnd Harry, I am generally a laid-back dude but something about you makes me want to punch a koala.
Don't do it, they've all got chlamydia. The koala bears, not Harry. Someone else would have to touch him for that to happen. I don't see that happening, apparently or literally.
DeleteI did not know that. About koalas. It's pretty clear the last time Harry saw a vagina he was being birthed through it.
DeleteI guess commenters don't know the difference between "date" and "fuck":
ReplyDeleteMILFs are great for the two minutes of banging (or ten if you are a porn thespian), but suffering another dude's kid as in dating is godawful.
TTM - get 'im girl!
ReplyDeleteAw, @TalksTooMuch, leave Harry alone.
ReplyDeleteHiya, Kermie! Is "porn thespian" the new term for "fluffer"? Congrats on the promotion!
You can tell who sad, lonely and rejected (and possibly virgins) just by their answers.
ReplyDeleteWhat about jessica simpsons mom.
ReplyDeleteI imagine this Enty has some deep-seated issues with women that are able to reproduce and still turn heads. Dumb ass
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ReplyDeleteI read this as she plays a mom on her tv show. Allison Janney.
ReplyDelete@Lucas, I literally cannot wait to use the koala line, and apparently I will soon.
ReplyDeleteKatey Segal, Teri Hatcher
ReplyDelete"She might be a mon but..." What, are you 12? You & Elvis should go bowling.
ReplyDeleteA woman saddled with another man's baby is most certainly a additional burden for a new man to take on or deal with coming into a relationship. It is %100 an X in the minus column. Basic, common sense.
ReplyDeleteWHOA...looks like it's "Bitter Middle-Aged Woman's Day" on CDAN.
ReplyDeleteWhere does it say she's surprisingly hot even though she's a mom? Mom's are, as a generalization, less eligible bachelorettes. Children = baggage. It's not even remotely misogynist.
ReplyDeleteThen it cuts both ways. Dads are, as a generalization, less eligible bachelors. Right?
DeleteSilly Blake: EVERY day is Bitter Middle-Aged Woman's Day! Check your calendar
ReplyDeleteYep, they are.
ReplyDeleteKids are a major minus to dudes who are self centered and need all a woman's attention. Mommy issues of their own most likely. Same on the flip side. Needy women will be jealous of the attention a dude gives to his kid, sometimes even if it is hers too.
ReplyDeleteI could see it if a dude doesn't want kids of his own, but if you want a family eventually, what better way to see if a chick will be a good mother to your kid than seeing her raise someone else's?
In any event, these dudes ain't lining up to marry this broad, they lining up to get a BJ.
Beverly D'Angelo has them twins from Pacino, was on Entourage and Scott Baio said she told him her overbite means she has a "cocksucker's mouth." She married?
....and now I'm picturing Count Jerkula as Clark Griswold.
ReplyDeleteOne of the dumbest BI's I've seen. Breeding is the Birkin Bag of the 2010s. Seems like almost every 30+ actress in Hwood is contributing to the overpopulation problem--& connected or single--a lot of them still make guys I know drool. Geez; you don't need to stretch as far-out as T Hatcher; all you have to do is define what is now considered to be an "aging actress."
ReplyDeleteIf I was Clark Griswold, I'da dosed the 2 kids with Ambien and worked a 3way with Bev and Christie. I'd let current Bev peg me to get some 80s era Christie.
ReplyDeleteJanuary jones?
ReplyDeleteTo all you single mamas out there, this is a fantastic lesson in men to avoid, starting with ones that name check versace, their buckles and the word snikies in their avis.
ReplyDeleteFYI Koalas are not bears they are marsupials, LOL, they get annoyed by the bear reference and yes the poor things, their population who are already under pressure due to disappearing habitat, are facing chlamydia as another threat.
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