Monday, November 25, 2013

Blind Item #9

This soon to be actor ex-husband to a B- list celebrity might have ended up following through on his attempt at getting a male escort for himself but at least one screamed out the actor's name when the actor opened the door and the actor slammed the door in the face of the escort and wouldn't let him come in.


35 comments:

  1. Do we know any ex-husbands who are soon to be actors?

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  2. yeah yeah spelling it wrong

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  3. Enty is he a soon to be actor or soon to be ex-husband?

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  4. That tool married to Stodden- doug hutchinson?

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    1. although hate to think of her as B- but she is in the news a lot

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  5. LOL I am laughing at anyone, escort or not, knowing the name of the guy married to Stodden, let alone yelling it out.

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    1. Montana - Given that she looks like a tranny I think there is a chance one might know his name:)

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  6. @Montana - MR PORN IGUANA! MR IGUANA! OVER HERE, MR IGUANA!

    Every time someone says he's that actor from Lost, I have to google it. I only watched Lost the first three seasons and I still can't remember him.

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  7. but is Courtney a B-? I would think she is rated DDDDDDD

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  8. LMAOOOOO @texas rose & Seven of Eleven

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  9. Now that I think about it- he might have slammed the door on the guy because he did call out his name and he wasn't expecting them to know him- just saying. Still have concerns about her being B- but who knows now - ratings have been a little off lately.

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  10. FWIW: Any die-hard X-Files fan knows Hutchison was Eugene Victor Tooms in Squeeze, which was just about the scariest fucking episode there was. So.

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    1. @snapdragon, did you read Gillian Anderson's AMA answer about him?

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    2. @ Onyx, what did Anderson say? She tends to give great interviews, so I can imagine it was gold.

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    3. @Melpomene, Gillian Anderson said:

      My favorite monster of the week used to be, well I would normally answer that it would be Tooms but on the first episode that we shot, Tooms 1, It was my birthday when we were shooting it. I turned 25. And Doug offered me a birthday present. To come to my hotel room. And I did not take him up on it. And I'm very grateful now that I did not take him up on it.

      Duchovny added: He offered me the same thing, and it wasn't even my birthday.


      That was the best AMA ever!

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    4. @Melpomene, Gillian Anderson said:

      My favorite monster of the week used to be, well I would normally answer that it would be Tooms but on the first episode that we shot, Tooms 1, It was my birthday when we were shooting it. I turned 25. And Doug offered me a birthday present. To come to my hotel room. And I did not take him up on it. And I'm very grateful now that I did not take him up on it.

      Duchovny added: He offered me the same thing, and it wasn't even my birthday.


      That was the best AMA ever!

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  11. WTF? I'm starting to think this Enty doesn't know English at all and runs the blind through Google translate.

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    1. I have thought the same thing as well.

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    2. Anonymous6:29 PM

      I thinkvhecis typing while he is on the phone or talking to other ppl in the same time. I do this sh*t all the time on FB and when I re read it after one day I try understand what I wanted to say. it s called multitask epic failure

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  12. Can someone translate please? What the hell was that?

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  13. I'm kind of loving the scene I've pictured in my head. An overexcited twink screaming the actor's name a la Jack McFarland's screeching howler monkey voice. Actually...now I'm. Just imagining Jack screeching the guy's name. I'm having a good time.

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  14. Translation this actor, who is soon to be an ex-husband of a b-list celebrity hired a male escort. When the escort got there he said OMG "XXXX" and the actor freaked slamed the door and got no peen.

    Soooo... we have to figure out who is recognizable enough that an escort would scream out his name instantly recognizing the dude...either the escort is really cheap or never worked in LA before (assuming it is la or nyc he hired him in hell even LV). Cibrian is a good guess, it would shock a lot of escorts if he opened the door but that guy likes pussy to much. Would you really instantly recognize Michael Douglas without makeup? Plus he would be considered a-list and enty usually mentions list level if they are A.

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  15. Whomever the escort was, they must have been new on the job because that sort of thing is a big no no.

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  16. So wait wasn't he also Tooms in The Green Mile? Freaky deaky Doug that is?

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  17. There is no way on God's green earth that a lawyer, with at least 7 years of formal schooling under his belt, is writing this blog.

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  18. My theory is that the original Enty still handles the main blind item of the day, the one that has a subtitle. The other BIs, which are numbered, are handled by other people, hence the various typos that are not present in the long BI. Original Enty may be able to write his stuff in a few hours and leave it to the other fellows to animate the blog, by posting regularly during the day and still drops to make the occasional comment about the news. Either he was fed up with writing that much, or he got a promotion in his day job, or he sold out part of the property of the site.

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  20. Lawyers learn legalese. Beyond that most of them are functionally illiterate.

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  21. For some reason I'm thinking Marc Anthony

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