Monday, November 25, 2013
Blind Item #8
This very tall B list mostly movie actress with children who is still young but has been acting for what seems like forever got into a huge fight at a restaurant with her boyfriend. She kept excusing herself to go to the bathroom for some coke and he was getting more and more upset. They finally started yelling at each other. He was complaining about her constant coke use and she started yelling about how she wished he had a d**k she could feel when they had sex.
I'm just going to sit here and let the class waft over me....
ReplyDeleteYes, a lovely charming conversation. Very classy
DeleteMaybe the dick problem has more to do with her cavernous vagina.
ReplyDeleteIs Uma Thurman married?
ReplyDeleteUma was my first thought.
ReplyDeleteLiv Tyler
ReplyDeleteUma 5"11 Thurman
ReplyDeleteYup. Big Vagina.
ReplyDeleteI dont think Uma is considered young
ReplyDelete@Derek - well, she's not old enough to order off the Early Bird menu at Perkins.
ReplyDeleteI think Derek got it Uma has no children.
ReplyDelete@sandybrook - Uma has 3 kids. 2 w/Ethan Hawke & 1 w/some other dude.
ReplyDeleteAlthough I hate to think Livvie is using.
ReplyDeleteMy bad then Amber. I had her confused with Cameron Diaz for a sec. Its Monday :(
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone read the things Ethan Hawke said about her V.J he was gross
ReplyDeleteNooo. what has he said?and where was it published?
DeleteYou can stick a 2x4 into a mop bucket, and it still won't touch the sides.
ReplyDelete@sandybrook - Awww!
ReplyDeleteA bad bad case Amber. :)
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Amber, the Early Bird menu! Love Dave Barry!
ReplyDeleteLet's go old school for the guess, Geena Davis.
ReplyDeleteI think she was the popular guess for the pregnant woman who stopped her drug use cold turkey when she found out she was pregnant. The recent baby.
ReplyDelete@Snapdragon...well if she put coke in her snatch then she wouldn't feel a thing...LOL
ReplyDeleteExactly @Snapdragon.
ReplyDeleteDude should be all lovey dovey with her one night. Romantic dinner, candles and massage when they get home. Get her in doggy position and ram his cock into her cornhole as hard as he can. Yell, "Can you feel that, ya cunt." When she screams for him to stop and get out, throw his keys on the bed, grab his suit case and split. Sell that story and stories of her coke use and shloppy box to TMZ.
ReplyDeleteIn Hollywood Uma is old, so not sure it's her. But she is the first I thought of. And she has been around a long time, Kill Bill, Pulp Fictionl was ages ago!
ReplyDeleteYou can't churn butter with a toothpick.
ReplyDeleteLolz micropenis!
ReplyDeleteUma certainly isn't old but this seems to imply that this actress is young to have children. As usual, I don't actually have a guess
ReplyDeleteMaybe they could have waited till they got home to have that conversation?
ReplyDeleteTilda winston?
ReplyDeleteA guy makes a fuss about a woman having small tits and he's a misogynist, a woman makes a fuss about a guy having a small dick and it's "Go Girl!"
ReplyDeleteIt's weird that the world makes such a big deal about something that a person has NO control over (such as the size of a mans penis) but we give people a pass for destructive habits such as drug use that they have complete control over.
Laura Dern??
ReplyDeleteLeelee Sobiesky?
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Jenna Elfman but scientologist dont do drugs right?
ReplyDelete"scientologist dont do drugs right?"
ReplyDeleteHah! Tell that to Kirstie Alley. They're all huge chain smokers, for one thing. For another, whatever they say against drug use, they turn a blind eye to it because it gives them more auditing blackmail material.
Uma has been looking middle-age mommy porky in recent bikini shots, so I kinda doubt it's her. You can be a cokehead and still chubby, but a really serious user wouldn't have thigh flab.
Well she is still young has "kids", so perhaps he's not the problem? If his penis wasn't a problem before the kids, then maybe she's never heard of Kegel exercises? Gotta work those muscles out, especially after child birth. Muscles don't stay taut on their own. Get a clue sweetie. Put down the coke and invest in some BEN WA balls.
ReplyDeletenice dinner convo
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