This B list actor who would be a C- if not for the A list franchise asked to see a supervisor when he set off a metal detector two days ago. It seems our actor has a c**k ring which set it off and didn't want to have to explain it to the security guard.
I don't think you are supposed to leave those on indefinitely. Wouldn't that lead to Loppedofflolly?
ReplyDeleteWas Jamie Foxx in any A-list franchise?
ReplyDeleteRPat?
ReplyDeleteI'm beginning to wonder if all people are secretly this nasty or if this is unique to Hollywood heathens.. I hope it's the latter, I really like all my neighbors YiKes
ReplyDelete1) Who wears a cock ring around town?
ReplyDelete2) Does Enty know that a cock ring and a Prince Albert are two different things? Because the latter would make much more sense
3) On an unrelated note, I heart Liam Neeson
Prince albert makes much more sense. Although you would think he would ask to speak with supervisor before setting it off.
DeleteWow VIP. I loved him before too but NOW I want him to murder my vagina.
DeleteJude "Puzzle Piece Head" Law! Sherlock Holmes.
DeleteLiam Hemsworth jetting all over for Catching Fire
ReplyDeleteSounds like sumthing Taylor Lautner could be doing
ReplyDeleteLiam Neeson just made me feel very inadequate lol---get that Russel Brand up VIP girl!
ReplyDeleteFor @Derek :)
DeleteOMG! Where is his penis?
DeleteIt puts the lotion on!!!!!
Deletelollll----thats not real though is it? that HAS TO BE photoshoped from Katy Perrys team
ReplyDelete@Derek I can't attest to its validity; it's just funny :) To be fair to Mr. Brand, here's Russell and a dude, and it has been verified to be him
DeleteRussel? so small? All that sexual appetite gettin lost in my v***? Im disappointed as its damn small.
DeleteDoh mah dah. need a drink. I always thought he has it big just in case...
Delete@VIP: I see the beans, but where is the frank?? There must be a frank if there are beans!
ReplyDeleteHe's a grower, not a show-er.
ReplyDeleteLet's fucking hope so, NomNom.
Delete@TTM.. Franks and beans, franks and beans! :p
ReplyDeleteOh my god is he tucked? Lets hope so. Where the hell is it!?
ReplyDeleteMatthew "Neville" Lewis
ReplyDeleteJosh Hutcherson
Orlando Bloom
Andy Garcia
@VIP lolll thanks now I feel better after that Neeson pic and you size queens lol. That is PRETTY BAD and aint growing into anything useable
ReplyDeleteAt first I thought he was taped back but then I saw the lil squirrel hiding in the nest. Poor thing must have been Cold! ( Seinfeld anyone?)
ReplyDeleteIt explains why the cops weren't arresting him for indecent exposure, there was nothing exposed, lol.
It could be this person was wearing a chastity device, and that might set off a metal detector. There's a difference between a cock ring and a chastity device, just saying.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it was Russel Brand wearing a pinky ring---
ReplyDeleteWouldn't have set off metal detector:)
DeleteLenny Kravitz
ReplyDeleteThis is Andy Garcia for sure
ReplyDeleteI can't hear you!
Delete@Johhny: I know, right??
ReplyDeleteI don't even know what that IS!
ReplyDeleteI'd never get a piercing or a tattoo on my dick. If I was in a committed relationship, and the chick was into it, I would get the stainless steel BBs implanted in a pattern designed for her pleasure.
ReplyDeleteI've seen people get ink& piercings in all sorts of places. The ones I actually witnessed that made me flinch were clit, knob piercings and a tongue split. Gross.
DeleteAhhh, liam. You still da man.
ReplyDeleteYummy. Liam. Even my teenager thinks he's hot and isn't he almost 60?
ReplyDeleteRE: Russel's sex addiction = overcompensation. Whoa! Very very uhm teeny!
ReplyDeleteLULZ
ReplyDeleteKellan Lutz
ReplyDeleteSome guys wear em out it makes your junk look bigger.
ReplyDeleteJude Law and Kellan Lutz are good ideas ..... Liam is too square for anything .... He couldn't handle Hannah Montana
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