Friday, November 15, 2013

Blind Item #8

This B list actor who would be a C- if not for the A list franchise asked to see a supervisor when he set off a metal detector two days ago. It seems our actor has a c**k ring which set it off and didn't want to have to explain it to the security guard.


43 comments:

  1. I don't think you are supposed to leave those on indefinitely. Wouldn't that lead to Loppedofflolly?

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  2. Was Jamie Foxx in any A-list franchise?

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  3. I'm beginning to wonder if all people are secretly this nasty or if this is unique to Hollywood heathens.. I hope it's the latter, I really like all my neighbors YiKes

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  4. 1) Who wears a cock ring around town?

    2) Does Enty know that a cock ring and a Prince Albert are two different things? Because the latter would make much more sense

    3) On an unrelated note, I heart Liam Neeson

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    1. Prince albert makes much more sense. Although you would think he would ask to speak with supervisor before setting it off.

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    2. Wow VIP. I loved him before too but NOW I want him to murder my vagina.

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    3. Jude "Puzzle Piece Head" Law! Sherlock Holmes.

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  5. Liam Hemsworth jetting all over for Catching Fire

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  6. Sounds like sumthing Taylor Lautner could be doing

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  7. Liam Neeson just made me feel very inadequate lol---get that Russel Brand up VIP girl!

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  8. lollll----thats not real though is it? that HAS TO BE photoshoped from Katy Perrys team

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    1. @Derek I can't attest to its validity; it's just funny :) To be fair to Mr. Brand, here's Russell and a dude, and it has been verified to be him

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    2. Anonymous12:05 PM

      Russel? so small? All that sexual appetite gettin lost in my v***? Im disappointed as its damn small.

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    3. Anonymous12:07 PM

      Doh mah dah. need a drink. I always thought he has it big just in case...

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  9. @VIP: I see the beans, but where is the frank?? There must be a frank if there are beans!

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  10. He's a grower, not a show-er.

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    1. Let's fucking hope so, NomNom.

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  11. @TTM.. Franks and beans, franks and beans! :p

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  12. Oh my god is he tucked? Lets hope so. Where the hell is it!?

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  13. Matthew "Neville" Lewis
    Josh Hutcherson
    Orlando Bloom
    Andy Garcia

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  14. @VIP lolll thanks now I feel better after that Neeson pic and you size queens lol. That is PRETTY BAD and aint growing into anything useable

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  15. At first I thought he was taped back but then I saw the lil squirrel hiding in the nest. Poor thing must have been Cold! ( Seinfeld anyone?)
    It explains why the cops weren't arresting him for indecent exposure, there was nothing exposed, lol.

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  16. Anonymous11:31 AM

    It could be this person was wearing a chastity device, and that might set off a metal detector. There's a difference between a cock ring and a chastity device, just saying.

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  17. Maybe it was Russel Brand wearing a pinky ring---

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    1. Wouldn't have set off metal detector:)

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  18. This is Andy Garcia for sure

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  19. @Johhny: I know, right??

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  20. I don't even know what that IS!

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  21. I'd never get a piercing or a tattoo on my dick. If I was in a committed relationship, and the chick was into it, I would get the stainless steel BBs implanted in a pattern designed for her pleasure.

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    1. Anonymous4:46 AM

      I've seen people get ink& piercings in all sorts of places. The ones I actually witnessed that made me flinch were clit, knob piercings and a tongue split. Gross.

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  22. Ahhh, liam. You still da man.

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  23. Yummy. Liam. Even my teenager thinks he's hot and isn't he almost 60?

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  24. RE: Russel's sex addiction = overcompensation. Whoa! Very very uhm teeny!

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  25. Some guys wear em out it makes your junk look bigger.

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  26. Jude Law and Kellan Lutz are good ideas ..... Liam is too square for anything .... He couldn't handle Hannah Montana

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