Thursday, November 14, 2013

Blind Item #8

This former television actress from a long running comedy show is now a B list mostly movie actress. She was at an event with her celebrity boyfriend the other night and she was pleading for him not to break up with her. She screamed at one point "I let you f**k my ass. I never let anyone do that." She then realized what she said and how loud she said it and ran away very quickly.

32 comments:

  1. Fabrizio likes anal?

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  2. @VIP I was gonna guess Wigg and even heard her voice shrieking that lol

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    1. @derek I like to think that she said it just like this :)

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  3. VIP Jennifer Aniston is in the DM today

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  4. c'mon somebody cue up a Butters gif, pleeeease?!?!?!

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  5. Sandybook, I was just going to say DM says Jennifer and Justin may be on the outs....would fit by description.

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  6. THANK YOU! knew I could count on you VIP... :D

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  7. makes me giggle every time.

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  8. Justin isn't a celebrity but that would be very funny.

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  9. I'm going with Wigg. Isn't her boyfriend that guy on Glee with the fluid sexuality?

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  10. I read it as Anniston, but she's been in the game for so long, I really don't think she would lose control like that in public. Also, she's pretty much A list.

    I'm guessing someone younger.

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  11. What Now? Assface wants to break up with Mila? Still, anyone who's voiced Family Guy for 12 years wouldn't be shy after admitting that.

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  12. I thought Wiig and Fabrizio broke up a couple months back?

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  13. Would love to see this revealed.

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  14. I actually had a woman say this to me for exactly the same reason. I still refused, as I couldn't stand her at that point. I did think twice however.

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  15. Hardly embarrassing in this day and age. They make anal sex jokes on primetime sitcoms now.

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  16. Wait. Wasn't that a line in a movie? I'm pretty sure I just saw a movie or a show with that line in it. That's not something you hear every day, so I call bullshit on this one.

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  17. This must be revealed. Hopefully Sunday. I always have trouble sleeping Sunday nights, so rubbin one out to thoughts of Aniston or Kunis letting me enjoy their Dirt Box would likely help the situation.

    If I have to guess, I'm going to say Aniston. The reveals over the past couple weeks have melted the Ice Queen image I had in my head for her, so I could see this as a progression. Plus, she's Greek. They invented buttfucking, didn't they?

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  18. This wouldn't be such a big deal if more men knew how to do it right!

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  19. If this is Wigg I'm gonna guess she did it as a joke.

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  20. @equation: As a lady, can you do a quick list of 3 things most dudes do wrong when trying to make love with the butt? Or just 3 best tips for a dude attempting to partake?

    I'll say this, the whole "Lots of lube" thing is counter productive. Being over zealous with the stuff takes away too much friction, and therefore sensation. Maybe your first time use lots, just to help the chick get comfortable with it, then step it down during further encounters with the buttocks.

    For more advanced pupils, I would suggest using as little as you can, possibly just lots of saliva, via analingus, then add a couple dollops, here and there, as your lady requests them.

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  21. Aniston. She's an idiot, and Theroux is a sleazebag. Bleh.

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  22. Kunis and Aniston were top 10 grossing actresses last year. They're both A.

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  23. Count, just me personally, I'm not doing it without a ring on my finger. Prolapsed rectum and anal leakage for some nobody? Noooo. My ex husband and I only did it a few times. He said vag felt better. My current husband is way too repressed for ass play or any thought of anal. I offered he said no..he's also a good bit older, so there's that. And the last thing is, if it goes in the ass, it leaves it and goes immed into a boiling hot shower. I don't love anyone enough for e. coli.

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  24. Wiig and Fab broke up in July, and recently started back up, so...them. And I doubt it was a joke, if it happened.

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  25. @dibutler: I think the prolapse and leakage is from heavy use. It aint like I have forsaken vagina for starfish stuffin.

    After a few orientation visits, I'm cool with special occasion buttsex. Nice weekend trip hotel room fun, birthday, reward for doing something especially nice or putting up with something especially horrible.

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