Monday, November 11, 2013
Blind Item #8
This former B list mostly television actress who is foreign born and still on television but has never reached the fame she got from a long running recurring role on one of the biggest shows ever was talking to a friend the other night and said that despite being married for about a decade she can count all the time she has had sex and hates every second of it. To this day she says she has still never touched her husband's peen.
You guys will probably come up with something better but I am just going to throw out emilie deraven.
ReplyDeleteLucy Lawless. No1 role was Xena, she was on Spartacus recently. Married since '98.
ReplyDeleteThat's a good guess, but didn't she boink Pattinson on their movie set?
ReplyDeleteAnd she is from New zealand.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea but why get married? Sounds like a horrible situation to me
ReplyDeleteLucy Lawless had sex with Robert Pattinson?
ReplyDeleteEvangeline Lilly?
ReplyDeleteSome questions:
ReplyDelete1. Was "the other night" in 2006 or 2007?
2. Did she actually use the word "peen" in a casual conversation?
3. If it's Xena, where was Gabrielle?
Was Xena-Warrior princess really 'one of the biggest shows ever'? Don't really know- never watched it but didn't know it was that popular.
ReplyDeleteToni Colette?
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Jane Leeves although I hope not. She's adorable.
ReplyDeleteRachel Griffiths? Six Feet Under for the big show, married in 2002, three kids.
ReplyDeleteDaphne from Frasier
ReplyDeleteI like 7-11's questions! Im gonna go with Xena.
ReplyDeleteI have met Lucy Lawless. She doesn't give off a sex hating vibe. Quite the opposite. I don't think she is a good enough actress to pretend differently.
ReplyDeleteXena was the biggest syndicated show at some point, so yes, pretty big. I think it was De Ravin who (supposedly?) boinked Pattinson on the set of that movie 'Remember Me' or something.
ReplyDeleteNot sure if it's Mrs. Ron Swanson aka Lucy Lawless (3 kids, so presumably she has had sex more than a few times) or Evangeline Lilly, who hasn't been on another TV show since Lost ended.
ReplyDeleteEmilie de Raven mostly fits the clues - she has been married since 2006, which although it doesn't seem like that long ago probably would count as "about a decade" at this point. Off topic, I had a huge crush on her during the first couple seasons of Lost.
Why do you use the word peen? It is called a penis. Grow up and use real words.
ReplyDeleteThis is a gossip blog, not an anatomy textbook (I hope). Most people do not use the word penis in casual conversation, right? This may cost Enty his shot at a Pulitzer though.
ReplyDeleteThanks th47, we needed that. Enty is Enty (sometimes).
ReplyDeleteDo you have a suggestion for a replacement word for that male part? Peen is silly, penis is clinical, pecker is juvenile, d* is obscene.
ReplyDeleteSuggestions for appropriate terminology are welcome.
Allow me:
ReplyDeleteDick
Weiner
Cock
Schlong
Johnson
wee wee?
Baloney Pony
Trouser Snake
Member
Meat Popsicle
Love Muscle
Wang
Tonsil Tickler
etc. etc. etc
Any of those sound good?
@sugar
DeleteU are a Jedi Master of phallic language.
I like schlong, but give honorable mention to Baloney Pony.
U r awesome Sugar!
Lol
For once I think the answer truly is Betty White. (The Bob Newhart Show)
ReplyDeleteAlso thought Jane Leeves
ReplyDeleteI agree with Rachel Griffiths. She's been married since 2002.
ReplyDeleteThe timeline certainly works for Griffiths, but could Six Feet Under really be described as one of the biggest shows ever?
ReplyDeleteAh we can eliminate Jane Leeves because she has 2 kids and has been married since 1996.(thankfully because she used to be very cute back in the day.)
ReplyDeleteGod, I hope it isn't Lisa Edelstein.
ReplyDeleteI much prefer cock myself. Although I do use the word penis in polite company.
ReplyDeletePenis isn't anymore a clinical term than arm, hand, or foot. Penis, vagina, names of body parts. Neither one needs any other name.
ReplyDeleteIt's not Emilie, her role on Lost was a main role, not recurring. It's not Lucy because she's been married more than a decade. She's on a recurring role at the moment however her role in Spartacus was a main role and I would hardly call BSG one of the biggest shows ever.
ReplyDeleteGillian Anderson
ReplyDeleteI like BONER
ReplyDelete@th47: Mrs.Ron Swanson is Megan Mullaly (Will and Grace)
ReplyDeleteBut your arguments are valid, three kids had to come from somewhere xD
Shit You Can't Buy
ReplyDeleteMullaly, is Tami #2 and is married to Offerman. Lawless plays Ron's current wife.
http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/11/britney-spears-lipsynching-dubbing-album-myah-marie/
ReplyDeleteCould this be MV? I hope not. I was hoping for someone else...
I prefer throbbing python of love.
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