Blind Item #7
What Real Housewives husband thinks he is getting away with his current affair. He thinks the woman is wrapped around his finger. She has photos and cell phone video and his perfect world is about to come crashing down. This is a huge one. Tabloid covers for weeks.
Kyle and mauricio
ReplyDeleteTabloid covers for weeks? Gotta be Juicy Joe, Gregg, Ken, or Mauricio
ReplyDeleteOr Al, Romain, Apollo... Shit, they're all cheaters.
ReplyDeleteMore people will come if you say you have punch and pie.
ReplyDeleteAlthough ken and Lisa would be interesting after what she said to Kyle last night
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean? Have I missed the start of the Bev Hills Housewives??? Was it on last night and I missed it????
DeleteYup, last night Seven. ATL premiered Sunday.
DeleteFUUUUUUUUUCK. Can't believe I missed it. Good thing I can still watch it in DVR land! And on incessant repeats on Bravo.
DeleteThey kinda premiered under the radar. I was over at my friend's for a post-rowing drink and she became giddy when she realized both shows had recorded on her DVR. Needless to say, we had to watch both :)
Delete@Sugar The ATL wives went after Kordell HARD. And Lisa and Kyle regarding Mauricio.
DeleteKristin, I liked the fact they stuck by Portia. I don't understand Kandi's hair - very boughetto.
DeleteV, when NeNe kept calling the divorce announcement a queen move? I died.
DeleteNeNe was in great form! There is a part of me that wishes they would bring back Sheree. I feel like she and happy NeNe would make for great TV.
DeleteV, both shows had some great lines. Like when Brandi was talking about Scheana's dental work:"She used to fuck my husband. I'm going to ask her about her gray tooth."
DeleteI love Brandi - never afraid to be trashy or crude. She's that friend who will say what everyone else is thinking.
DeleteV, I agree. I swear Leann Rimes probably Hulks out and crushes her laxative bottles with her bare hands anytime Brandi is onscreen.
DeleteI'm thinking Ken or Joe. Theresa and Lisa are the only ones who would get multiple weeks of tabloid coverage.
ReplyDelete@Kristin I know, too many potentials to choose from!!!! I'll refrain from guessing, because I wouldn't wish this on any of the housewives, but I'll be first in line to read about it when it comes out :)
ReplyDeleteHello Enty version.wtfe: if the BI is about RH of any DAMN place can you label it that so I can automatically skip it? Thanks in advance.
ReplyDelete"I'll refrain from guessing" are words that should be permanently banished from @VIP's vocabulary!
ReplyDelete@Seven Touché
DeleteVIPBlonde has NEVER refrained from guessing...Maybe she is not guessing here because she IS a "real housewife"????
Delete9 times out of 10 it seems like shes right though! Guess away girl.
DeleteVIPBlonde has NEVER refrained from guessing...Maybe she is not guessing here because she IS a "real housewife"????
DeleteTabloid covers for weeks? Could they really pull that off? I could see Nene and Greg getting one, maybe Kyle/Maurico or Caroline/Albert but mehhhh
ReplyDelete97 .5% of North America and 100% of the rest of civilization will never have heard of whomever these two pieces of trash are. Tabloid cover for weeks? Bwahaha. Possibly in the corner of the front cover not the center one for one week!
ReplyDeleteCan't be Juicy because Enty said that his "perfect world" is about to fall apart. Juicy's world is far from perfect-- he'll be in jail within the next 6 months.
ReplyDeleteI agree that Gregg Leakes, Mauricio or Ken Vanderpump would be able to pull off weeks of covers... however I REFUSE to believe our dear Ken would do such a thing to Lisa.
That said, it is so obivous from last nights premiere ho much Lisa HATES Kyle. Loathes her existence. And what was up with Kyle thinking everything was an insult? It was a "dig" from Lisa to imply someone ELSE get a Pantene commercial? LMAO. (BTW, give Kim and her dog their own TV show.)
Hey, I heard there was punch and pie in here.
ReplyDeletedon't forget its the Shahs premiere tonite!
ReplyDeleteRamona & Mario.
Mauricio.
ReplyDeleteKen Todd would be the most shocking and a terrible shame after 30 years of marriage. Damn that vow renewal curse.
ReplyDeleteI'm with @Mr. Cannon. More of Kim and Kingsley, please. That scene stealing dog is hilarious!
The blonde ny housewife-- the one married to mario
ReplyDeleteMauricio has already been on tabloid covers with his cheating. I think this would be someone who would stand to lose a lot.
ReplyDeleteMy guess is Todd, possibly David Foster. Didn't Yolanda have taped evidence of her ex husband cheating on her? I like Yolanda, because she is the epitome of an ice queen. Her revenge wouldn't be harsh words or tell-alls. It would be gigantic payday she would receive from the person who crossed her.
@Audrey I second what you said about Kim and her dog. I'm just happy to see her sober, even if her story lines will probably be dull, since she doesn't create drama in the magnitude that the other women do. Her dog is an adorable little shit.
ReplyDeleteYes, the premiere was last night. I ABSOLUTELY could not handle the Vanderpump Rules portion. I don't think I've ever watched a more vile group of people on the tellie, ever. I shut it down after the BH part was done. Well, actually I fastforwarded hoping to get a preview of the season, but Bravo punked my dumb ass.
ReplyDeleteCan not wait to see the inevitable Brandi/Yolada/Lisa falling out. Lisa is coming off mega bitchy this season.
Just to throw a different guess out there for this blind: What about David Foster/Yolanda. I have a feeling it's Kyle and Mauricio, though.
@Susan Pump Rules was awful. They are the most terrible horrible people who walked this scorched earth. When Scheana is the moral compass of the bunch, you know your shit's a mess.
DeletePip - I missed your David Foster guess!
ReplyDeleteI totally miss Camille Grammar. I wonder if she will have some guest spots this season.
It's funny because at the end of last season I thought Kyle was lying, but after last night, I kind of feel like Yolanda is lying.
These women are such bitches. LOL.
Lisa has crossed the plastic surgery line in my book.
Kyle was getting pissed that Lisa was saying that because she knows it's true!! She was so egocentric last night, everything Lisa said or did was a jab at her *insert eye roll here*.
ReplyDeleteKim's dog it outta control. He needs to be on a show with Milania, Rosie, and Allison the Medium. Can you imagine?!
Also, wtf is up with the newbies kid names? Destiny I can deal with, but Mystery? You can't get pissy when people dislike your kids names if you name them Mystery and Cross! I do like the other new housewife though, and her horse mane hair.
@Zeeky There isn't.
ReplyDeleteRyan:
ReplyDeleteDamn. ::shuffles out::
Albert's been cheating on Caroline for years. She's well aware.
ReplyDeleteThese Real Housewives shows are totally losing steam for moi. I'm only religious about Jersey and Bev Hills. But Jersey was SO lame this season. At the end of the day, I'm always thinking outloud to myself, "These bitches should go help some people with real problems." I mean Teresa Giudice has some real problems, but the girls on Bev Hills. Come on?!?! I love seeing how the rich people roll, though. If they take me into Lisa's closet and Yolanda's refrigerator again, I will be a happy viewer. Until then, Top Chef is the only thing giving me the benefit of the doubt re: Bravo. And Jeff Lewis always gives me a laugh. Again, I don't watch that faithfully. I try with WWHL, but Andy Cohen is pure bitchy gay evil. I wish Jay Mohr hosted that shit.
ReplyDeleteMillion Dollar Listing LA and NYC are my new faves.
DeleteI think it's time for Andy to pull the plug on the housewives.
@Susan I think they need to trade in the New ATL and ever housewife spin off and just cut to whatever Jeff Lewis is doing at that moment. Or Ramona.
DeleteI'm betting on Yolanda and her grammy winning man. She had tapes of Mahammoud's affair which apparently scored he a huge divorce payout. She comes across wrapped around his finger cause she treats him like a king. Doubt it is Vyle or Mauricio, no one cares about them and rumor is he's been cheating on her for years and years.
ReplyDelete*scored HER a huge divorce payout*
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ReplyDeletei'm changing my guess to NeNe & Greg.
ReplyDelete@jsierra--
ReplyDeleteI believe they're spelled MysterI and DestinI, to boot!
Those were supposed to be capital "i"s, not lower-case "L"s.
ReplyDeleteDang computer...
I agree with Pip. I think it is David & Yolanda. Something about him doesn't ring true to me. Plus he is always absent. And it is probably more about who he is seeing that will create tabloid fodder.
ReplyDeleteI hope it's not Yolanda and David, I think it's Kyle and Maurico and it goes way beyond rumors, so far they have only said it's rumors but with proof....it is a whole other story!
ReplyDeleteVanderpump kids are punks, can't watch the show, I have no patience for them!
Loved the gray tooth comment, lol!
I thought it was funny when Greg "corrected" Nene (as if) over they gifts being theirs when she kept saying they were hers, lol!
Yolanda and Kingsley are my favorites!!
Yeah, this has got to be YoFo and David. She's my favorite.
DeleteMy guess is Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann. I know she's not technically a real housewife anymore, but it would definitely warrant covers for weeks....
ReplyDeleteMauricio of BH or Roman of Miami.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Porsche exposing Kordell and his boyfriend? With his professional sports and on a reality show...should add up to several tabloid covers.
ReplyDeleteRinna and Harry Hamlin
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