Thursday, November 21, 2013

Blind Item #5

Apparently this B list comic television and movie actress/comedienne is just not that into sex. A guy she dated for six months said she always had excuses why they couldn't have sex and when they did she was a turn off the lights missionary person who showered the second it was over and would cancel dates last minute if they were going to happen at night.


44 comments:

  1. Maybe the guy was terrible in bed?

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  3. Kathy Griffin. I have always thought she seemed completely asexual.

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  4. Wiig? Does Griffin do movies?

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  5. This really isn't interesting or any of my business.

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  6. As opposed to other gossip is your business?

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  7. Griffin doesn't do movies.

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  8. Amy Poehler could be it

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  10. If it was Kathy Griffin, she would be lucky, cause no dude could get it hard for that with the lights on.

    I'd kinda rather know who the tool was who put up with that for 6 months, and what is wrong with him.

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  11. Maybe he was the problem and couldn't take the hint.

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  12. Exactly why does it take six months to decide this ain't working.

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  13. I've read another comedian speak in interviews about aleeping with Kathy Griffin before she was married and that she's superly duperly kinky. Like whips and chains kinky.

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  14. @catsup True. None of it is my business. This is boring and impossible to guess given the clues.

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  15. @caralw - sorry for the snark...yeppers, it is impossible to guess.

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  17. Jeanine Garafolo? (sp)

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  18. If the guy was bad why would she keep going out with him for six months?

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  19. @catsup No worries. :-) I am cranky today.

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  20. That has nothing to do with not liking sex. That's how I was with my ex boyfriend. My current boyfriend, I can't keep my hands off of him.

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  21. I also don't buy Kathy Griffin.

    Garofalo, I could see.

    Also, agree with crila16. I have been both ways myself. It depends on the guy. Sometimes you are in a relationship because everything about that person is wonderful except the sex. It frequently seems that you have to choose one or the other, because great penises are usually attached to crazy, jobless motherfuckers.

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  22. Wig, with Fab being the guy.

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  23. Sarah Silverman...remember that really boring sex tape with jimmy kimmel? or did i just have a really dull dream?

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  24. @KittensRUs
    "It frequently seems that you have to choose one or the other, because great penises are usually attached to crazy, jobless motherfuckers."

    LOLOLOLOL :D

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  25. Sarah silverman or kristen wig.

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  26. Sarah Silverman starts with a bit about oral sex in her new HBO special, and is into long term relationships, so I doubt it's her.

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  27. I'm not convinced that it was the *sex* that she wasn't into.

    If you're only having dates during the day... then why would the lights be on in the first place to have to turn them off for sex? He put up with almost no sex and last-minute cancellations for six months? Dude, take a hint.

    Enty, sweetie, just b/c someone vents to you doesn't mean it's true. This doesn't make sense, therefore it's probably either a total lie or just sour grapes. Is this what page clicks have come to?

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  28. Not sarah silverman or kathy griffin. I've heard them both interviewed on Howard Stern and they talk about their sex lives/likes/past experiences in a very open and relaxed way that makes me sure this isn't them.

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  29. Was Kristen Wiig hooking up with the Hammbone while filming Bridesmaids?

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  30. Missionary position gets a bad rap. Things come easier that way....

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  31. Wiig is definitely A-list these days. Amy Sedaris claims to haven't had a boyfriend in years. Amy Poehler had a reputation as quite the frisky kitten in her pre-SNL days.

    Sounds like Kaling. For all her sex-positive talk about dating, I get a really uptight vibe from her.

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  32. whitney not really cumming??
    peter berg?/

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  33. i feel like its someone from the movie "He's just not that into you"

    Who would fit

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