This underage female singer who is moving very close to the A list range and is seemingly everywhere right now hooked up this week with a much older controversial female singer. The underage singer is a huge fan and had a huge crush.
Harry - no one is looking at a picture of a 13 year-old and talking about getting a boner. That is the difference. This is a blind about two people engaging in consensual (albeit weird because of the age difference) sex. And Lorde is 17, not 13. So there's that.
@Harry Because it's two girls, my man. Two girls doing it doesn't count. ** Sarcasm**
Back to the guesses -RE: Lorde and Rihanna guess.
I doubt it's Riri. When she goes for women usually, number one they are of adult age. Secondly, they tend to be attractive. Thirdly, she likes tits and ass. You only need to go look at pics of the woman who sold story about sleeping with her. Riri likes em sexxxay and NOT underage and weird looking.
Lorde & m.i.a....because lorde seems fairly intelligent. I don't see her being a "huge" fan of rhianna, gags (love if amber) or Madonna. She's 17, she probably doesn't even know who grandma Madge is!
Harry: No one went apeshit Melissa Gilbert was caught being statutorially raped by a much older actress, either. Only men are allowed to be sexual predators on CDAN. A woman statutorially raping a young girl is thought to be a beautiful entrance into the world of lesbianism, something the victim should cherish and embrace, not contact the police about.
@1253PM - I don't believe it's Rihanna or Gaga either. Purely because I don't think they fit. Also with Lorde's age placed at 17. Which is older than I originally thought, both of those guesses are of course older but hardly 'much' older.
Will say her seeming fairly intelligent and 'outspoken' is just as much a marketing technique, just as it is for one of her peers using sexuality as prop to sell music. This Lorde girl is merely being pushed out there as the 'anti' pop tart and it's clearly working. She is just as coached/media trained as anyone else. Oh and hopefully I just didn't pick up on your sarcasm about this chick probably not knowing who Madge is. This girl was bigging up Prince the other day and so I should hope she at least knows who the Queen of pop is. LOL.
And if this blind is actually true, she may possibly have gotten acquainted with little madge too.
Lol at lorde being called a feminist. She slagged off Selena Gomez and Miley for being overtly sexual but said that she would love to write a song for Rihanna. Can't knock the girl's talent and that Royal song is dope but when opens her mouth in an interview you can she ain't gotta clue.
Lorde?
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ReplyDeleteLorde and Gags, maybe?
ReplyDeleteLorde and idk who the man is
ReplyDeleteIt's not a man...
DeleteWelp I'm not sure how I misread that one.
DeleteSon of a bitch! Now I'm trying to race Bacon AND VIP?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteanother Ariana Grande blind?
ReplyDeleteRiri for the second singer.
I don't think Ariana's underage...but she looks like she is...
Delete("Gags" isn't a typo.)
ReplyDeletewell damn, i'm way off.
ReplyDeleteLorde and Rihanna
ReplyDelete@VIP - How come you're not posting Gaga's DP on this one? :P
ReplyDelete@Amber I sure hope your DP signifies something different from what I'm thinking.
ReplyDeletethe underage part completely went over my head KSam. i didn't see that part.
ReplyDeleteRun Charlie RUN!
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Agree. Lorde and Rhi. Gross.
ReplyDelete@OneEyeCharlie - it doesn't :)
ReplyDeleteHow come no one's going all Rambo over the age thing? If I had said anything it would be all "FUCK OFF AND DIE IN A FIRE HARRY!!!"
ReplyDeleteHarry - no one is looking at a picture of a 13 year-old and talking about getting a boner. That is the difference. This is a blind about two people engaging in consensual (albeit weird because of the age difference) sex. And Lorde is 17, not 13. So there's that.
DeleteAlso - fuck off and die in a fire, Harry.
Delete@Harry - Duh. Because lesbians are sexy.
ReplyDeleteRihanna is much older? Yikes then I am dead. Madonna maybe?
ReplyDelete@Harry Because it's two girls, my man. Two girls doing it doesn't count. ** Sarcasm**
ReplyDeleteBack to the guesses -RE: Lorde and Rihanna guess.
I doubt it's Riri. When she goes for women usually, number one they are of adult age. Secondly, they tend to be attractive. Thirdly, she likes tits and ass. You only need to go look at pics of the woman who sold story about sleeping with her. Riri likes em sexxxay and NOT underage and weird looking.
I think lorde and pink or lorde and madge.
Aw, PedoBear's mad because he can't be himself!
ReplyDeleteSomeone mentioned Arianna Grande. Well she isn't a child. She's 20 years old.
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ReplyDeleteI will go with Lourde and M.I.A. No one else stirs contraversy the way she does.
ReplyDeleteKaty Perry isn't controversial, but I like having the image of Katy Perry in a sapphic clinch in my mind.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'm sensing there is a little more to Harry's original comment.
ReplyDeleteAw, poor Hairy.
ReplyDeleteGo fuck yourself, pedo.
Meh. Age of consent in NY, where I live, is 17 (lorde is 17).
ReplyDeleteLorde & m.i.a....because lorde seems fairly intelligent. I don't see her being a "huge" fan of rhianna, gags (love if amber) or Madonna. She's 17, she probably doesn't even know who grandma Madge is!
ReplyDeleteHarry: No one went apeshit Melissa Gilbert was caught being statutorially raped by a much older actress, either. Only men are allowed to be sexual predators on CDAN. A woman statutorially raping a young girl is thought to be a beautiful entrance into the world of lesbianism, something the victim should cherish and embrace, not contact the police about.
ReplyDelete@1253PM - I don't believe it's Rihanna or Gaga either. Purely because I don't think they fit. Also with Lorde's age placed at 17. Which is older than I originally thought, both of those guesses are of course older but hardly 'much' older.
ReplyDeleteWill say her seeming fairly intelligent and 'outspoken' is just as much a marketing technique, just as it is for one of her peers using sexuality as prop to sell music. This Lorde girl is merely being pushed out there as the 'anti' pop tart and it's clearly working. She is just as coached/media trained as anyone else. Oh and hopefully I just didn't pick up on your sarcasm about this chick probably not knowing who Madge is. This girl was bigging up Prince the other day and so I should hope she at least knows who the Queen of pop is. LOL.
And if this blind is actually true, she may possibly have gotten acquainted with little madge too.
I'm sure she knows who Madge the Vadge is....however, I'm not ginna lie, I love any excuse to call her a granny :-D
DeleteAriana Grande, bet ya.
ReplyDeleteDef not Rihanna. IIRC Lorde is kinda feminist...
ReplyDeleteLol at lorde being called a feminist. She slagged off Selena Gomez and Miley for being overtly sexual but said that she would love to write a song for Rihanna. Can't knock the girl's talent and that Royal song is dope but when opens her mouth in an interview you can she ain't gotta clue.
ReplyDeleteAgree @Mildred She an idiot youngin.
ReplyDeleteI am sorry to report that both Lucas AND Harry made me literally actually laugh out loud. Double standards, yo, suck.
ReplyDeleteWanna be squicked out? If it IS Madonna...Lorde is the same age (or REALLY close) as her daughter...LOURDES.
ReplyDeleteI mean...can that get any creepier?
I was at MIA's record release party in Bushwick on Tuesday night and I met Lorde as she was coming out of MIA's green room. I'm going with those two.
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