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This C- list mostly television actress of A list offspring is going the route of her mom. Kind of. The offspring has agreed to pose for Playboy. Mom and dad don't know. The offspring also had a little lipo and has been working out four hours a day to get ready for the shoot. Might have noticed a little boost in the bust too although it was not done at the same time as the lipo so I don't know that for sure.
Dakota Johnson
ReplyDeleteSarandons daughter?
ReplyDeleteRiley Keough. Mom's the King's daughter.
ReplyDeleteRumer
ReplyDeleteIs posing for Playboy still a thing?
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone want to see a taterhead pictorial?
ReplyDeleteThat would be a no for me
DeleteGrtezsky's daughter?
ReplyDeleteNow that would be nice! Although her body is perfection right now
DeleteRumer Willis is in the DM today. Her?
ReplyDeleteIf Rumer what will Playboy do about her face? side angles, rear end poses? Maybe a theme pictorial with masks?
ReplyDeletewhy didn't she just skip it and do a sex tape.....
ReplyDeletethat's where the real career maker is...
take the Hilton-Kardashian course in fame whoring
I read this as the parent is the offspring of an A lister. Lisa Marie did an interview with playboy a few years back.
ReplyDeleteRiley's not a mostly TV actress. Rumer & Dakota are also both offspring of A list offspring.
DeleteGood point :-)
DeleteNm about Rumer, Demi & Bruce aren't celeb offspring. But who knows wtf Enty meant by that.
DeleteRumer has been looking a little different lately. But I can't see her doing this. No, scratch that. I don't want to see her doing that.
ReplyDeleteWill she be better groomed than Demi?
ReplyDelete"This C- list mostly television actress of A list offspring..."
ReplyDeleteThis makes little sense. The way it's written, it appears that the television actress is the product of A-list offspring. So I can't figure it out. WTF.
Dakota is a good guess but I doubt the studio would let her with all the controversy surrounding the 50 Shades O Shit movie. The dildo-waving fans hate her enough.
ReplyDeleteI'm laughing at these comments!
ReplyDeleteThe writer of this blog has never really understood the word offspring, so it probably just means that the TV actress has A list parents. My guess is Rumer.
ReplyDeletePlayboy is so lame.
ReplyDeleteI took it that the A list parent posed for Playboy. I know Demi did Vanity Fair.
ReplyDelete@Basil That's what I thought the "kind of" was getting at. Still posing nude but for two different publications.
Delete@Basil: Vanity Fair?? Demi was rocking spread leg 70's bush in Oui magazine in the early 80s. It was like a huge furry tampon.
ReplyDeleteFuck that. Don't we have photoshopping for this shit?
ReplyDeleteThe daughter is the third generation celebrity: Grandparents are celebrities, parents may or may not be famous, daughter is then famous.
ReplyDeleteAlso, the daughter's mom posed for playboy. What famous actresses posed who have a famous parent.
ReplyDeleteDemi., Melanie and Janet Jones all posed for Playboy. I think Gretzky's daughter would be scared shiftless to tell her father she is posing nude because hes unhappy with the shit she has already done and even shut her down once.
ReplyDelete*shitless* fucking spelchek
ReplyDeleteIs anyone else getting a headache from the letter rating hopscotch? "This Z list celebrity, Y-list in movies, W-list in navel lint, but A++ list in name, but B- in body odor and sock drawer rearranging skills..." I need a cookie.
ReplyDeleteIf Paulina Gretzky acts its her if not its Rumer.
ReplyDeleteIreland. Kim basingers daughter?
ReplyDeleteSay what you want about Demi, the girl knows how to give a beaver shot .
ReplyDeleteCount, that reminds me, did you ever look up that Beaulah video? I forgot to mention she does a little ass play with herself in it. I can send you a link if you want.
ReplyDeleteLink would be good, Rowdy. I saw the photo sets, but never a video. Thanks.
ReplyDelete@Harry Why does Demi have a wombat nestled twixt her legs?
ReplyDeleteCharlie, the girl's got a furry one, don't she? That's how they did it back in the 80's.
DeleteHave you ever met a wombat in real life? Little fuckers BITE! Fuck you Fatso from A Country Practice!
DeleteSent you an email with it, enjoy
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ReplyDeleteits not rumer! bitch wishes..
ReplyDeleteIt could be Ireland? I don't think Riley Keogh doing it would be that big of deal she is a model.