Saturday, November 30, 2013
Blind Item #2
This Academy Award winner and B+/A- list actress that everyone loves to hate has an expression for when a guy has serviced her orally. She refers to it as taking the E train because she only likes to do it when she is riding and says Eeeee a whole lot. She also uses it as a rating system and says her husband is EEEE. The A+ list mostly movie actor she used to date only got one E. Apparently he was not a fan of it.
Goopy?
ReplyDeleteBut does Gwynnie have anything so crass as orifices? I think undressed she'd resemble a mannequin
ReplyDeleteMelissa: she's had herself modified surgically to represent a Barbie doll. Ken has nowhere to go.
DeleteHow does one get serviced orally while riding? And riding what? So many questions.
ReplyDeleteRiding someone's face. Cowabunga. Dudes. Or dudettes
DeleteI've got an E for you - EWWWWW!
ReplyDeleteI take it to mean she's doing this while on Ecstasy? No? Riding the moustache? Gots me! :D
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking Anne Hathaway. Everything we hear about the Goopster suggests that she is not banging her hubby.
ReplyDeleteTotally agree as Annie rides the subway in NYC all the time.
DeleteSo she would use a subway route reference.
No is def Goopie….
ReplyDeleteAnnie's husband is supposed to be gay
AnnEEEE
ReplyDeleteRiding the e train = ecstasy
ReplyDeleteIs this blind supposed to make her sound boring/strange? Betch likes her oral with a side of E.
SHRUGS
Wow..I really read that blind wrong. Lol
DeleteIll stick with my explanation, its "funner".
Lucas: I take it to mean she enjoys facesitting, not laying on her back with her legs spread or face down-ass up.
ReplyDeleteI shudder to think it would be the cotton pony she is riding,
Riding the mustache....the other benefit of Moovember....
ReplyDeleteMy brain is doing somersaults trying to work out these positions.
ReplyDeleteThe ratings point to Gwynnie although Chris Martin does not really strike me as an EEEEE sort of chap if I'm honest with myself.
I thought previous reveals had Gwyneth as a sexual prude who doesn't like to do it all, am i confusing her for someone else?
ReplyDeletePoor Lucas, u r adorable! I couldn't tell if you were being sarcastic or not but it is when a woman straddles the guys face.
ReplyDeleteAnne hathaway
ReplyDeleteI think it is Goop and Affleck to self absorbed to be good at munchin box.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone know if this is AnnE Hathaway or Teri Hatcher? I keep thinking Teri but the fan makes me think of Princess Diaries.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Nicole Kidman for this one, even though I don't understand why people love to hate her. The A+ ex would be Tommy with the word "date" thrown in to confuse us.
ReplyDeleteI think this is GOOP, she likes to sit on their face (control issues) with the A+ ex being Brad. Pretty boys are often the worst lays.
ReplyDeleteum ok
ReplyDeleteAnnE and Goop both fit as NY raised actresses (E train is the name of a Manhattan /Queens ride) ill say GOOP.
ReplyDelete@feraltart - you think Angie would spend years with a guy who's bad in bed?
ReplyDeleteWho is the A+ movie actor Anne supposedly dated? That convicted criminal?
ReplyDeleteThis is Goopy, except for the part that she has sex with her husband.
Meant to be Goop but conflicts with other blinds especially the one where she only does missionary.
ReplyDeleteIs this reminding anyone else of the insurance commercials with the little pig crying "wee wee wee!!!" all the way home? Just me?
ReplyDeleteNot entirely sure why we need to know about Anne Hathaway's oral sex habits, but I will say that gay dudes are often ALL about oral.
I don't think it was a train but more related to the dumb sound she makes. Like a kid going Weeeeee. She goes Eeeee.
ReplyDeleteLet her have her fun.
Goopy and Pitt or Affleck
ReplyDeleteIf this is Goop, I bet she is a crazy swing girl. You know, that chick from down the street who would be on her swing in the rain because it is her happy place. Rocking her hips back and forth on some dude's face probably brings her back to that, and having his face hidden likely makes her feel safely alone.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised no one guessed Julia Roberts. Though Gwenny and Annee work too. But my first thought was Julia.
ReplyDeleteHad same first thought.
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ReplyDeleteriding = on ecstasy.
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ReplyDeleteThis is Goopster and Pitt or Affleck, Anne H never dated an A+ actor, at least not openly. And I can believe this blind being sourced since there's been digging lately on Paltrow due to the upcoming VF article, there's probably a lot of dirty bits on her floating around that have leaked that even Enty/s could have picked up. I bet we'll have a bunch of upcoming items on her.
ReplyDeleteI can't understand why people think Paltrow is frigid though. Has she said she hated sex? She's dated or slept with some of the most famous and wanted guys in the world, and probably others we don't know about (yet). Is it the upscale blond, Grace-Kelly-patrician-thing she's got going? Because those types are known to be the loosest. Kelly certainly got around plenty.
@Pookie I think people assume her, like Nicole, are the Ice Queen types and they don't like sex. Derp. Those are the wildcats!
ReplyDeleteNicole Kidman is hated because she's an actual actress that acts, not a Jennifer Lawrence type of actress that is basically herself.
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ReplyDeleteNever heard being on E called riding. Thought it was rolling.
ReplyDeleteAnd face sitting is also called queening.
Yeh, Goop and Affleck.
ReplyDelete@Lucas: I have also heard "queening" used for one in the pink and one in the stink.
ReplyDeleteFor the broads around here who enjoy face sitting, which way do you prefer to face: nose to the muff or nose to the ass? I figure nose to the muff allows you to grind your clit against the tongue better, but I like nose to the ass, because it gives me more of a feeling of being used and leaves the old cock out there for the chick to tug on or transition to 69. Best example of that was when I was sitting on the floor, back against the bed and the chick came and sat on my face. She sat straight u p through most of it, then she bent over and started blowing me. It was great. I had one hand full of ass and the other on the back of her head. After she came, I laid her on her back on the bed, ass at the edge. I ponned her lil legs to her chest as I started stroking into her. Once the pole was greased up, I put her legs on my shoulders, told her to hold onto my neck and I lifted her off the bed. Some free standing boning, before I finished off holding her up against the wall. I hated fucking on her bed cause the sumbitch would scoot around on the hardwood floors.
Sorry for the wall of text, posting from cell.
ReplyDeleteFor a different guess...how about Reese Witherspoon? Actor she dated: Jake G
ReplyDeleteHeigl
ReplyDeleteY'all c'mon. This is definitely about AnnEEEE leaving the snail trails down hipster douchenugget hubby's smile lines.
ReplyDeleteI prefer my rides sans moustaches/beards, as my taint is in no need of exfoliating. 😉
ReplyDeleteDon't sweat it Di. I hit my beard w/ shampoo and conditioner 2x a week. It it soft on the tender delicates.
ReplyDeleteI always learn so much just reading comments on this site.Lol!
ReplyDeleteMy guess is Gywneth Paltrow. Her husband Chris being the EEEE and Brad Pitt being the E. Pretty boys are usually crap at satisfying women. Its the ugly nerdy ones that rock your world.
Ghoulia.
ReplyDeletegross, the idea of cunnilingus and goop are making me nauseous. lord no. replacing mental pictures of goop with thoughts of baldwin being spanked. much better.
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