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This B list mostly movie actor who plays one of those superhero types picked up the dinner and drinks tab for a table of two women over the weekend. The bill was about $150 and when they refused to hang out with him after he paid he told the waiter he wasn't going to pay the bill after all and to give him his cash back.
Awkward...
ReplyDeleteChris Evans? Tom Hiddleton? Mark Ruffalo?
ReplyDeleteTom Hiddleston would NEVER. He may literally be the only gentleman left in the world.
DeleteJust throwing out names from The Avengers... at least the ones I can remember anyway.
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ReplyDeleteCaptain douchebag
ReplyDeleteIron asshole
Spider dick
Wolver thrift
Aqua who?
Thor seems a good guess
Which superhero would 2 ladies say no to?
ReplyDeleteHoult? McAvoy? Cavil? Jim Carey?
McAvoy???? No way.
DeleteHa ha ha ha. $150 for 2 for the night, dude is tryin to hamburger pimp. You can't get 2 street walkers for a night for $150. I hope they laughed at him when he was standing around trying to get his money back.
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ReplyDelete"Hamburger pimp" I'm going to remember (and hopefully use) that one! Thanks!
Hamburger Pimp...hehe... brill.
ReplyDeleteI loves me some Loki... Not sure I can envision him (Hiddleston) doing this, but maybe Loki is as Loki does...
I'll vote Nicholas Hoult because his face has always made me uncomfortable.
ReplyDeleteRyan Reynolds
ReplyDeleteFassbender from X men?
ReplyDeleteY'all never hear "hamburger pimp" before? Watch Rudy Ray Moore in Dolomite.
ReplyDeleteDolemite's my name, fuckin up motherfuckers is my game.
ReplyDeleteNot too swarmy! Jeez!!
ReplyDeleteSounds like the new kid playing Spider-man.
ReplyDeleteI quit caring after the third Raimi film so I can't even name the actor.
EvilK, you mean Andrew Garfield? Nah, unless the "ladies" we're really men.
ReplyDeleteThis is NOT my beloved Hiddleston.
I fucking loved Dolemite!
ReplyDeleteI have a Dolemite bobble head. I only wish it had a voice chip - Rudy Ray Moore was so inventive with his usage of motherfucker.
ReplyDeleteSomewhere in a box, I have a Rudy Ray Moore party cassette. I gotta find that damn thing, and a cassette player.
ReplyDeleteI'd hang and let him buy me a drink or two..Maybe they had tickets to a play. Was he really expecting some favors for buying dinner? Could it be someone older like Ahnald?
ReplyDeleteRDJ? The patron saint of CDAN?
I'm sure they cared, considering they were planning on paying for their dinner anyway. How pathetic.
ReplyDeleteEw, he paid in cash?
ReplyDeleteDefinitely not Hiddleston
ReplyDeleteWhoever that was, he obviously needed some hamburger helper.
ReplyDeleteLike roofies, for example.
I'd be scared to roofie a broad. With all the different meds betches take nowadays, I'd be afraid of shit interacting and having a corpse to deal with.
ReplyDeleteLoki fans: Tom Hiddleston singing "Stand By Me" in a car!
ReplyDeleteGoing sans soucis, being a man of today's times, Count.
ReplyDeleteIf a bitch won't have it your way, you can still be lovin' it.
How bout the waiter, would he really return the money - what if the women had already left.
ReplyDeleteHard to believe some of this crap actually happens. I think I'm more shocked that the waiter would return the money than that the pig would actually ask for it.
Tehehehe
ReplyDeleteHiddles would NEVER! How dare you... ;)
ReplyDeleteHmm, how much is two glasses of wine and an appy at Ruby Tuesdays anyway? I don't understand the Hiddley-love, but I respect it. I have crazy respect for James McAvoy, too, and there's Mark Ruffalo again, yay!
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing Fassbender.
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