Monday, November 18, 2013

Blind Item #2

This NFL quarterback who was a starter last year and every other year (despite the boos) of his career before getting injured didn't let his injury stop him from having some very loud sex with a C list celebrity from a famous family. The two were at an event and moved off to a room and started having sex before one of them knocked over a shelf of catering trays which caused people to come running. pretty much like his playing career. Intercepted just when you thought things were going well.


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41 comments:

  1. Cleodacat7:31 AM

    What is with all the football?

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  2. The Dude7:34 AM

    Jay Cutler

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    1. Alabama10:31 PM

      Nope. Mark "dirty" Snatchez...aka Buttfumble.

      GO HAWKS!

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    2. di butler5:41 AM

      I think @Alabama nailed it with Dirty Sanchez!

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  3. Penelope7:34 AM

    Mark Sanchez

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  4. Bacon Ranch7:39 AM

    Robert Griffin 3rd?
    Wouldn't be Ponder, it takes a crowd to provide the boos, that's what is throwing me off.

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  5. Wen7:43 AM

    Vick?

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  6. Del Riser7:44 AM

    Nope, not a Seahawk.

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  7. Staple6117:49 AM

    I really, really hope this is Jay Cutler. Although that means that at least two women have had sex with him, which is pretty gross.

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  8. VIPblonde7:50 AM

    Definitely Cutler. The Dude abides ;)

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  9. gradybridges8:00 AM

    Cutler was(is) a starter this year. Not him. And he doesn't get boo'd. THis reeks of Mark Sanchez.

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  10. jane31138:00 AM

    Sanchez.

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  11. jane31138:01 AM

    If cutler it would say married, right?

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  12. Ellen8:01 AM

    Who Is the c-lister he was with? Isn't Cutler married to that Kristen Cavelleri? Not that I would be remotely shocked if either or both cheated, it just seems like he would try to keep it more low key.

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  13. Karen8:03 AM

    @Bacon Ranch, RGIII doesn't get boos from Washington fans. We like him too much and we're too dejected to boo him.

    This also sounds like someone who's been in the league longer than him. I'll go with Cutler. He has a strong connection to C list celebs being married to one.

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  14. Staple6118:08 AM

    @grady, I don't think him being a starter this year too rules him out of this.

    Plus, the groin injury seems like exactly what E. is referring to.

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  15. jane31138:09 AM

    But cutler is still a starter. This blind reads like someone who has been injured this year. Sanchez hasn't started this year and got booed by jets fans when he did.

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  16. David8:14 AM

    This one should have been labeled easy, easy. Mark Sanchez.

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  17. msgirl8:25 AM

    Lots of Seattlites here!

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  18. MikeAdamson8:27 AM

    Sanchez for sure.

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  19. Eros8:29 AM

    Lol! Last part was funny.

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  20. Unknown8:33 AM

    Notice the sex of the c list celeb is not mentioned...so yeah it could be Sanchez.

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  21. gradybridges8:40 AM

    @staple611 either way cutler doesn't get boo'd. hes the best qb we've had since jim McMahon in 1988

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  22. Dirty Red Pagan8:40 AM

    That's a dirty Sanchez

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  23. Sherry9:00 AM

    @Unknown..I immediately thought Rob Kartrashian!!LOL. Can't get more C list (rally D list)from the famous family.

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  24. Count Jerkula9:39 AM

    Sanchez.

    Cutler will start again when he is healthy, if not for the Bears, then somewhere else. Sanchez is going to be a back up, after the Jets cut him.

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  25. sandybrook9:54 AM

    If Mark Sanchez could perform as well on the field as he does with his dick he'd be a HOF'er for sure!

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  26. sarah.estell10:26 AM

    I'm going with Mark Sanchez.

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  27. Kloie10:29 AM

    @ Karen - hah, I love the idea we are all too demoralized to boo.

    Although I am a Lions and Broncos fan, and my husband cheers for St. Louis, so we don't cheer for the Redskins in our house anyway.

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  28. JoElla10:53 AM

    How about Romo? Oh wait.. the boo's are only in my head ;)

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  29. sbalb12:26 PM

    Someone who was a starter for years but isn't this year? Of all the people mentioned , only Sanchez fits. And blinking reality C-Listers sounds like something he would do.

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  30. Not A Ninny12:39 PM

    "Lots of Seattlites here!"

    10-1, baby! We're going Bowl and we're gonna win this time. Fuckin' zebras aren't gonna rob us this season!

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  31. Anonymous3:34 PM

    How about The "Virgin" Tebow? Wasn't he let go or reduced to second string?

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  32. Count Jerkula3:45 PM

    Tebow is trying to get an announcing career going and he was only a starter for 1/2 a season.

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  33. Mark B4:08 PM

    Sanchez seems to be the only one who fits.

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  34. NaughtyNurse6:53 PM

    Sanchez with Ashlee Simpson

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  35. Breezer9:15 PM

    Matt Schaub from the Texans. Known for his untimely interceptions and i believe was recently injured.

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  36. Breezer9:16 PM

    Matt Schaub from the Texans. Known for his untimely interceptions and i believe was recently injured.

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  37. Aoife10:36 PM

    Mark Sanchez

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  38. Del Riser11:33 PM

    @B. Profane, we already won the Super Bowl once, now we just gotta do it again.

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