Tuesday, November 12, 2013
Blind Item #10
This former B list mostly television actress turned reality star turned pin up turned I will show up for money celebrity with A list name recognition was caught by a maid at her hotel. The celebrity was using a wire coat hanger to pleasure herself. Heck yes this will be revealed. I just want to know how it would work exactly. My Sapnish was not good enough to understand the maid when she was explaining.
I hear ya, Enties. I can't speak Sapnish for shit!
ReplyDeleteAww VIP, don't be so hard on yourself. Your Sapnish has gotten so much better. You used to sound like a slow cave baby. Mowee Ben!
DeleteEnty struggles with English. Not surprised
DeleteSpaz De La Hurta.
DeleteOuch. Must be into s&m. My guess is either adrienne curry or holly but I'm probably wrong.
ReplyDeletepam anderson
ReplyDeleteThere was a letter to the Sex Help column in Playboy years ago from a guy that said he masterbated with sandpaper and he was wondering if that was unusual.
ReplyDeleteHarry:
Deletesandpaper love
What in the..?
ReplyDeleteCarmen Electra!
ReplyDeleteCarmen Electra
ReplyDeleteOh, and OUCH!
DeleteI would think she either whipped herself with it while rubbing her clit or she bent it together to insert or rub side to side on her clit.
ReplyDeleteIf it was one with clips, then she used them as nipple clamps. That is actually quite handy, because you can then use the hook to lead them around or to tie them somewhere.
Or it she could have been trying to give herself an abortion.
Damn Count. You put a lot of thought in to this.
ReplyDeleteI cant speak sapnish but I ace Carny.
ReplyDeleteJ..H tapdancing...whah? Nevermind. My brain hurts.
ReplyDeleteWTF that's how you end up with an abortion
ReplyDelete@JSierra: only if you're pregnant!
DeleteCould've been trying to dislodge a compacted bowel.
Look up Magic Banana.
ReplyDeleteLol at you all.
ReplyDeleteUm, why didn't the maid knock on the door first? Isn't that what you are supposed to do?
ReplyDeleteI cannot believe I'm the first one guessing this....JOAN CRAWFORD!!!
ReplyDeleteDid she scream: "No More Wire Hangers....EVER!!!"
ReplyDeleteDenise Richards?
ReplyDeleteIf you don't put the Do Not Disturb sign on the door knob, or you have the other side of that sign which is something please clean up the room, they may not knock.
ReplyDeleteCount, you seriously ought to write a book. I consider myself to be somewhat sophisticated, but you know the most interesting things...
ReplyDeleteMcGowan? Idk
ReplyDeleteWhat.The.Fuck.
ReplyDeleteGranted, i've masturbated with some odd things, but they were aptly-shaped or provided a distinct sensation.
This goes beyond S&M...this seems akin to cutting. Was she trying to rip holes in her tissues?
Pleasuring herself with a wire hangar?! What?!
ReplyDeleteCrap. Missed the reality part. Holly Madison Doughnuts?
ReplyDeletepin up is the key ...
ReplyDeleteMy Sapnish isn't very good either.
ReplyDeletebetty white
ReplyDeleteFor the 3rd time today reading this site, I'm picturing the Family Guy gif where everybody is barfing!
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