Crazy Days and Nights: Bill Engvall Finally Gets Eliminated On Dancing With The Stars

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Bill Engvall Finally Gets Eliminated On Dancing With The Stars

For a guy who can't dance, Bill Engvall had the longest run ever on a show where dancing is supposed to be the key to moving forward. Last night on Dancing With The Stars though his luck ran out after a good portion of the redneck population had their phone service cut off by Sharon Osbourne who took over the switching centers for the telephone networks in an effort to keep her son on the show. She did this while cackling the entire time and saying that the world owed it to Jack because of his MS and how DWTS screwed over Kelly. You know, Kelly Osbourne should be thankful for the show. She was going nowhere before the show and ended up losing a ton of weight which got her a bunch of notice and then she got the gig on E! because of the show and she would probably be living with her parents and making yearly trips to rehab if not for the show. It was a great thing for her and gave her very own identity that was not tied to her parents.

15 comments:

Harry Knuckles8:08 AM
The judging on this show is crooked. We saw that with Bristol Palin. It seems that all reality shows are fixed and staged, whether the competition type shows like DWTS or the day in the life crap like the KTurds or that Moonie June thing or whatever the fuck her name is.
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Kelly8:12 AM
She was so sweet crying when she realized they wouldn't be together much longer. Loved them. They did great for what he had to work with.
I see Amber and Corbin for the final 2, with Amber taking it.
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Bacon Ranch8:12 AM
This is 'tries too hard' Ent.
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Kelly8:15 AM
Sorry, I meant his partner, Emma was sweet. I just love him.
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Sherry8:28 AM
And what does Jack Osborne do? Anything? Surprised Kelly got a job as well.
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Sugar 8:45 AM
Just when I was thinking, damn it, I think Bill Engvall should win, he gets voted out. I thought it might be fun to have someone who isn't a good dancer win the whole thing for once. Corbin is so measured in everything he does and that freaks me out. His freestyle was good though, I must admit. Amber is ok too, and again, I must say her freestyle was great too. Even Jack's freestyle was good!

And that is absolutely correct about Kelly. She was nuthin' before she went on that show.
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Unknown9:00 AM
I have never heard of this guy and I am not about to google him. Is he a comedian?
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Seven of Eleven9:10 AM
@Derek Harvey, I've only heard of him on this site. Entern called JLaw "mostly movie", someone challenged that, and someone else said she was on the Bill Engvall Show. I googled it and yep, she played his teenage daughter. I still don't know what he's famous for, but I'm guessing Jeff Foxworthy type humor?
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Kelly9:18 AM
Yes, he is a comedian. He gained great success with the Blue Collar comedy group with Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy and Ron White. Then he got his own show. Now he was on DWTS. There.
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Topper Madison9:27 AM
What the hell did Kelly and Sharon do to Enty?
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TalksTooMuch11:36 AM
So does this mean that we will stop seeing him in the random photos every day?? Because he really just has the one look; jeans, faded tshirt of indeterminate colour of origin, baseball cap. Cigar added for flavour as necessary.
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TalksTooMuch11:37 AM
Mustache, of course
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timebob 12:31 PM
unless your last name is Handler or Kardashian E! does not pay very well.

I think Kelly is still subsidized by her parents. The really good news she is off drugs and found good outlets to stay focused and clean.
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Anna Katherine Nonymous5:32 PM
He looks like the coolest Dad ever. He should be on t.v more, I love his attitude.
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