Australian Escorts May Not Get Windfall - Justin Bieber Shows There Might Be Canceled
With less than half of the tickets sold for Justin Bieber's eight show run through Australia which starts next week I would not be shocked if Justin suddenly comes down with an injury or illness or some other excuse which would get him out of appearing in the country. No one likes to play a show to a half empty crowd. Some of the venues don't even have half their tickets sold and promoters there are using an Australian version of Groupon to try and generate interest by selling tickets for half the original ticket price. Things have got so bad that the Groupon offer includes tickets in the first few rows which have not sold at all because no one wants little boy sweat flying all over them while they get judged whether they are over 18 and eligible to get named for Justin.
This is what happens as boy bands or teen sensations The Wonders get older. The 14 year old fans are now 18 and in college and more interested in other things than listening to Baby being sung for the millionth time. Justin doesn't have to worry that much. he has tons of money and when he starts his casino tours in a few years those same women will be in the middle of their first divorce and looking for some excitement and will relive their glory days with a much fatter and puffy Justin and comment that the years of drug and alcohol abuse have not been good to him but the good news he is still chest and pubic hair free.
Yep, now they are 18 and need to get that whole "Morrissey" phase out of their system.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! That doofus needs to be humbled.
ReplyDeleteIf they started offering an escort with each ticket sold they could kill two birds, so to speak, with one stone.
ReplyDeleteThat picture. Hahaha.
ReplyDeletecan we just cancel all of his stuff?????? like forever?
ReplyDeleteHaha. I knew the day would come that his concert tickets would be on Groupon. My bet is that Miley's will be too.
ReplyDeleteHigh five for the the Wonders reference. I loved that movie.
Can't wait for the 'where are they now' segment on Entertainment Tonight 10 years from now. He'll be BROKE and living on his mothers couch.
ReplyDeletethat post was actually kind of inspired *slow clap*
ReplyDeleteI knew things were fading for Justin when all the young teens went from being self-described Beliebers to Directioners.
ReplyDeleteWe moved on to One Direction when my girl was 8 or 9.
ReplyDeleteSorry Biebs, Australian girls prefer English men. One Direction took your fan base over here.
ReplyDeleteThat picture slays me!!! I love it.
ReplyDeleteThe Australians must be thanked for starting what is hopefully a trend.
ReplyDeleteBieber was never that popular in Aust. 1D for better or worse have taken the 'it factor'.
ReplyDeleteSo proud to be an Aussie when I read this.
ReplyDeleteLet the rot stop here!
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