Adam Levine Is The Sexiest Man Alive
The publicists that People Magazine works for have determined that at least for this year Adam Levine is the sexiest man alive. Throwing caution to the wind they went with a guy who has a new movie coming out and a new record and is currently in the middle of a television show airing on a struggling network to give the award to this year. Adam will reduce the cover image and hand them out with his phone number to all of the women who come up to him and wonder when he can fit them in to his schedule which also includes a girlfriend.
His girlfriend has to be pretty convinced by now that Adam is going to cheat on her and probably has cheated on her and that hopefully he just won't embarrass her too much and get caught having sex or something which would force her to split with him or change her name to Paula Patton.
Thew news was first broken to Gossip Cop which also works for the publicists and refuses to publish anything not confirmed by publicists because they always tell the truth.