Tuesday, October 01, 2013

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Scarlett Johansson says she got a 1080/1600 on her SAT. What did you get?


62 comments:

  1. 1340/1600. ScarJo can suck it.

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  2. Never took the SAT. Joined the Navy instead of college right out of high school. Went JUCO and transferred to University, after 20 years in the Navy. I did, however, test into Mensa, so I'm sure I would have scored pretty high. I DID take the GRE, and scored greater than 1100 first time up. But, REALLY, what adult gives a fuck? It's one thing if you're 18 and trying to get into a quality post-secondary or graduate school, but once you've passed that stage, who cares?

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  3. Anonymous10:13 AM

    I didn't... took the ACT and got a 32.

    Max score back then I think was 36.

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  4. She made it a point of saying she didn't do half the math questions. Not sure if she was trying to excuse herself or simply stating the fact that she sucks at math. I liked a lot of the interview...she's pretty funny when she mentions retreating into a shell as a teen and how her low husky voice at the age of 9 was not going to sell any jello. Oh, and I got an 1190/1600 on my SAT...I also suck at math...

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  5. When I took the SATs, you could max out at 1600 -- the scoring was 800/800. My scores were still pretty meh, at 710/540 (I really don't have the aptitude for math. At all.)

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  6. Is that some American tax ? Not something used around here anyway, therefore I didn't get anything at it.

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  7. Half of you are lying through your keyboards. So everybody just did well on the SAT now? Yeah sure.

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    1. No lie. I also scored 142 on the I.Q. test they gave me in first grade. None of which means Jack. I'm not a rocket scientist or brain surgeon. I don't make six figures a year. I do well, very well, on standardized tests. Whoop-ie! All it got me was lots of one-on-one time with the school psychologist because I "wasn't living up to my potential" and Ritalin prescription.

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    2. Oh, and I suck at oral exams. If it had been verbal or a speech, I would have gone down in flames.

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    3. Anonymous10:42 AM

      Ha ha! You said "oral exams".

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  8. Not lying here Kels. I got a 1000.

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  9. I BOMBED them. I'm terrible at tests and am half dummy in math. I think I got like a 710...LMFAO. That means nothing in the grand scheme of things. If I could have stood up and talked the SAT's out, I know I would have had a higher score. lol.

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  10. Kels makes me wanna punch bunnies.

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    1. Take a Xanax boo

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    2. Careful...bunnies have sharp, pointy teeeeeeethhhh!

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  11. Didn't take them did 2 years art school and then finished 2 years at NYU for my B.A.

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  12. lol MerryB!
    hearts ur face betch.

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  13. I would admit it if my score sucked. I had to really work for my score; it did not come easily to me. For my older son, it came too easily; he rolled out of bed, barely made it to the test, and forgot a pencil. And he did much better than I did (plus, he did that 3rd section they added).

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    1. FYI - my son with the super high score has little, if any, common sense. And no matter what I've done, he still has the manners of a baboon.

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    2. Why is that? I've got a highly intelligent, mature, well-mannered grandchild who probably couldn't answer the question paper or plastic?

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    3. I also have a very well-mannered son, who has intellectual disabilities. He is smart in ways his older brother is not. I can only think that my older son's brain is busy doing other things, and can't process the social niceties. Or he's lazy. Who knows?

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  14. Also max was 1600. I think i got in neighborhood of 1200. Nbd then, the way it is now. I couldnt have cared less.

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  15. Didn't take them.

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  16. 1280/1600

    But who knows, I am probably lying.

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  17. I don't effing remember. It was a long time ago. :-)

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  18. I'm the only test dummy here? I don't even remember what I made on the SAT but I got into college anyways. No, it wasn't an Ivy League school or anything even remotely close but I did get in, had a kick ass time, and graduated so who cares, right?

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  19. 1050. I suuuuuck at multiple choice tests.

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  20. For many people there is no life after high school. Al Bundy Syndrome.

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  21. 1350, old school.

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  22. Kels, dude, hows that job coming along for u?

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  23. 670math/520verbal. I didn't study the vocabulary.

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  24. 1200s, don't remember exact score. 31 on ACT.

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  25. Anonymous12:20 PM

    Well, since you asked, 1320 way back in the day, before it became a joke. And I still had trouble getting into college because I may have missed 142 days between my Jr and St year, and that doesn't count classes cut on the days I was there. Still got a 4 out of 5 on the AP calculus test, which was a far better achievement

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  26. 760 verbal/670 math. I took a lot of practice tests. I was under the delusion I could get a perfect score.

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  27. I really don't remember. I was out drinking til 4am at the Howard Johnson's the night before and taking the test a few hours later was a completle train wreck.

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  28. I took the SAT a year out of High School. Most take it their sophomore or senior year. I knew I wouldn't have a problem with the English, but was shocked when I passed the math portion.

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  29. I honestly don't even know what SAT is

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  30. I actually got my name right on the SATs. I got a whopping 800 out of 1600 possible points. My friend got 840.

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  31. 1400ish. I don't really remember. I am very good at tests.

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  32. 750 Math, 720 Verbal, so 1470 total, out of 1600.

    I'd barely break 1000 now.

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  33. No SATs here in Canada, or at least I've never been given one. But I know for a fact I would kick ass. :)

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  34. 1260/1600. I took it again and got the same score!

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  35. Well, sh*t, Cdanners are SMART! Everyone is over 1k... Only 15% of my prep HS class did that, but, then again, I knew I was in better company here. Besides, who is but geniuses can cruise websites so much and still hold down a job?!? :) love this site and it's smart ass friends...

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  36. There were only two parts when I took it, and I got a 680 Math/680 Verbal, for a 1360 total.

    My kids each got over 2000 on the new version.

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  37. Oh, and I didn't study shit. Did people do that in the '70's?

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  38. It's so long ago I don't remember my scores but I didn't really do any prep--but for some reason those kinds of tests were easy to me---I remember doing much better than I expected --I too could not do much of the math--but I had the time--and I could kind of reason through the algebra part and guess the likeliest answers--so I did ok --couldn't do the geometry at all--I could not remember the terms so there was no guessing my way through.

    A lot of that kind of test taking is being able to reason through enough to take an informed guess at the answer.

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  39. Almost perfect on the Verbal, super bad on the Math. I didn't know any of the Algebra. It was all those "If Train A is coming from the north at 80 mph and Train is coming from the south at 73 mph..." questions and I had NO idea how to do them whatsoever. Very sad.

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  40. Oops there should be a "B" after the second Train.

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  42. Back in the late 80s. No studying or review courses like there are now. I got a 1260 on the SAT and a 28 on the ACT.

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  43. I never took it! I went to a jr college and transferred to a four year. It so much easier to do that and save money too.

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    1. LOL! I took it and still did that.

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  44. 1430. More proud of the 790 I got on the U.S. History subject test and my 3 5s on AP exams. I'm in Mensa and I'm good at taking tests, but am under no delusions that that makes me a speshul snowflake. It means I'm book-smart but flaky as hell, and prone to depressive episodes. Yeehaw!

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  45. 1480/1600 on SAT

    34/36 on ACT

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  46. I would love to take it now after adding vocabulary from a thousand or more books in the intervening years. On the other hand my math score will drop like a rock.

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