Tuesday, October 01, 2013

Would Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Have A Secret Wedding?

Every two months or so for the past few years there is some weekend where the world gets ready to believe that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are getting married. I've always thought they did it themselves to just give the tabloids something to talk about and to upset any potential wedding plans Jennifer Aniston had over the years. The couple has always insisted they would wait until same sex marriage is the law of the land. Although it is not the law in all fifty states it's about as close as they are going to get because some states are never going to change their laws.

So? Have they got married? Several outlets have shown a photo of what appears to maybe be a wedding band on Angelina's finger but it's not set with her engagement ring so who really knows. Meh. This is a woman who wore a vial of blood around her neck. Matching rings are not that big of a deal in her world. I think she would get a new tattoo if she got married. Are they a couple that could get married in secret? If they wanted and no one was invited. Angelina had all of this surgery and medical treatment without anyone knowing so I'm pretty sure they could pull off a wedding, but would they? Does Angelina want the big wedding? Does Brad?

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:30 AM

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24 comments:

  1. Henriette6:39 AM

    I so don't care about this couple, but they can never split up due to all their bragging about their "soul love."

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  2. Murphy6:46 AM

    Why would they bother at this point?

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    1. Unknown7:12 AM

      Because as Angie is creeping up on middle age she will become insecure and will need more commitment as a result.

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  3. Kelly6:49 AM

    Meh is right.

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  4. Just Another HR Lady6:51 AM

    They obviously can do whatever they want without the media noticing, re: Angie's surgery.

    But so what if they do or don't get married, Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell never got married, still happy and in love. Isn't that what matters?

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  5. Sherry6:53 AM

    Why are people so obsessed with them getting married. Not everyone wants or needs to. Not even children will make the difference. Look at Goodie and Kurt. Nothing to see here. Everybody move along.

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    1. Unknown7:17 AM

      Only young and pretty women have the power to inspire men to commit to them solely via marriage. But tell yourself whatever you need to in order to sleep at night.

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    2. Beetlejuice9:39 AM

      I'm assuming you aren't married then.

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    3. Anonymous11:00 AM

      Wendy, are you on your rags? Going by your recent posts it seems like you need a good, hard root. Geez.

      Delete
  6. Della7:12 AM

    Somehow I don't see Angie wearing that wedding dress.

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  7. roxie7:23 AM

    who. gives. a. shit.

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  8. Harry Knuckles7:25 AM

    I don't understand what Pitt is doing with her in the 1st place. Jolie is about as skanky slut as it gets. Always has been. Her sexual history would make Alfred Kinsey blush.

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  9. MISCH7:33 AM

    Doubt it greatly

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  10. Glitter7:38 AM

    I think these people do sly, subtle things to generate publicity, like her wearing a wedding band. I don't care about this couple or their children.

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  11. libby7:40 AM

    Men who respect inexperienced women more, just reveal their own insecurities about their skills in the sack.

    Much easier on the ego to find someone inexperienced who won't know to ever make any suggestions or complaints.

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  12. rajahcat7:52 AM

    they def court the paps in their own special way

    both are very aware of their image

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  13. 8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob8:13 AM

    libby said...
    Men who respect inexperienced women more, just reveal their own insecurities about their skills in the sack.


    Yes, who wouldn't prefer LiLo over an inexperienced broad. If we catch anything is great because obamacare pays for its medicines, or will.

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  14. Orvilla Bedinbacher8:54 AM

    double meh

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  15. auntliddy9:08 AM

    I dont think they remotely care aboutt paps and or a big wedding. This is all crap tabloids make up. They may be married already. I dont really care, which is exactly the way they probably want it.

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  16. rajahcat10:03 AM

    No they do care about their carefully crafted images

    very much so

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  17. Rose10:17 AM

    Glitter and rajahcat are right. They'd never secretly get married without leaking pictures immediately.

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  18. Del Riser11:35 AM

    If they get married we will know about it exactly when they want us to know about it and not before.

    I don't really care, but I don't think either would be in favor of big and splashy.

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  19. Pip5:27 PM

    Wendy, stop being a mega cunt.

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    1. Anonymous11:01 AM

      Pip, the only way that could happen would be if Wendy held her breath. Forever.

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