Tori Spelling Wants You To Think She Is Broke

Tori Spelling would like you to buy her new book. She would also like you to buy her jewelry and to watch her new show when it airs in the Spring. Sounds like she is doing ok for herself doesn't it? Well, according to her book the family is so poor they can't afford to get Dean a vasectomy.

Things don't add up though. In the book Tori says because they don't have a show currently airing they have had to cut back on extravagant purchases and apparently a vasectomy is one of those. Uh huh. Probably an easy explanation if she gets pregnant again which I hope she doesn't considering how poor she is. Tori makes gobbles of money from her jewelry line. She got a huge advance from her book and she already filmed the show for HGTV so she got paid for it and just because it has not aired does not mean anything. It could never air and she gets to keep the money. Plus, she and her mom get along fine now, so unlike before, her mom would probably write Tori a check for a few million or at least enough to get Dean the snip snip he craves. Tell him to jog home from it and feel like a man.