Thursday, October 10, 2013
Today's Blind Items - She Has A Crazy Sex Drive
This actress used to be almost A list. She is mostly movies and has been acting for ages. You all know who she is and I would give her an A list name recognition for anyone who reads gossip and every other person would know her face but not her name. She has been trapped in a loveless marriage for years. Sexless too except for when the ex would get her drunk enough. Violent? You bet. He always held it over her head why she had married him and she took it because she values her career and thought it would disappear if the truth came out. She still isn't out and she probably won't come out publicly but those who do know her secret say she is going through a sexual revolution right now that has her focused almost entirely on sex 24 hours a day. She wakes up and thinks about sex and she doesn't stop until she falls asleep. Works has been pushed to the side as she meets women online and in person and in bars and half the time they have no idea they are watching or going home with our actress. They all seem really willing to help keep her secret for a chance at being with her. She is amazingly hot and with her newly freed sexuality she is probably extra hot right now.
Wait, so she's so famous everyone would recognize her face and/or name, but these online partners don't?
ReplyDeleteMelanie Griffith?
ReplyDelete@AGF-LOL at Melanie Griffith being "extra hot"!!! She is scary maybe, but hot?!
DeleteSorry for the threadjack, but this just popped into my head -
ReplyDeleteRemember a couple of years ago when there were a slew of BIs about the violent guy and his famous wife? Are we to assume that they are no longer together? And if so, do we also assume it's Josh Brolin? Or was there a reveal that I've forgotten? I don't think there was. I also remember a popular guess was Tom and Katie, but I never bought that guess.
Revealed a few weeks ago as Terrence Howard but we're not nec. buying it. Hahaha
DeleteDemi Moore?
ReplyDeleteHow are you A list if people dont know your name? So whoever she is is a lesbian and hubby holds that over her head for all these years? I'm guessing Jessica Lange but dont have any idea why. Sorry Sam.
ReplyDeleteMichelle Pfeiffer?
ReplyDeleteI say Diane Lane! It all fits!
ReplyDeleteIf this was Diane Lane, can someone send me a link to the webcam? Or if you could just record it with CamStudio and email me the file locker link I would appreciate it.
ReplyDeleteIs she or is she not still married? " has been trapped" implies she is still married. "ex" implies she's divorced.
ReplyDeleteWait she has been trapped in a sexless marriage and they only have sex when the EX gets her drunk?? So is she still married or divorced?
ReplyDeleteLOL great minds @Tammy
ReplyDeleteRobin Wright Penn
ReplyDeleteI don't really see what the big deal is here. The Entys sometimes overstate things of course so I seriously doubt this girl is consumed with sex in thought and deed her every waking minute. But whatever. This just sounds like a lesbian that married a beard and meets other like-minded girls on the internet and in bars. Not so shocking.
ReplyDeletePfeiffer, Lane, Griffith, is it safe to say we all think this is a broad dealing with menopause?
ReplyDeleteIf she is divorced, I'll go with Vivica Fox. Almost A at one point. Hasn't done much lately. Super hot. Shady ex.
ReplyDeleteI cosign this guess.
DeleteGotta say it - Betty White
ReplyDeleteI thought Lane and Brolin split.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely,@MontanaMarriott!
ReplyDeleteLane and Brolin split, and I'm pretty sure I read that Robin Wright is dating some moderately famous guy pretty seriously.
ReplyDelete@staple611: didn't that just recently get revealed as being Terrence Howard? I may be mixing up blinds.
ReplyDeleteI do find it hard to believe that an A list actress is going out and picking up random women for sex and word has not gotten out. They can't all think they have a future with her and therefore keeping her secret- esp if random pickups in bars. The rumor mill would be spinning if hot A list was out in public trolling for women- certainly in the gay community.
ReplyDelete@Don'tRain - I don't remember that, but it certainly could have been Terrence Howard (although I feel like I remember that the woman was famous, and I don't think his wife really is/was).
ReplyDeleteEveryone would know Pfeiffer's name by just seeing her. No way it's her.
ReplyDeletePenn is dating Ben Foster.
ReplyDeleteIt's unclear if the marriage is still together, however the past-tense is used frequently. "He always held it over her head" and not "he holds it over her head".
ReplyDeletePorsha~ Ellen's wife
ReplyDeleteCZJ
ReplyDeleteLaura Bush?
ReplyDeleteCZJ always seems to be hiding something; so I like tojo's guess.
ReplyDeleteMelanie Griffith also fits, imo Antonio Banderas is a douche, he seems very full of himself. Get it girl!
@sandybrook: YES, my first thought was Jessica too, but maybe because I just saw her on AHS. I can imagine her as a hot lezz, eventhough she could be my grandmother.
ReplyDeleteBut would it ruin her career if it came out? I don't think it would...
Think it would hurt CZJ or Melanie Griffith more, because they have such highly publicized marriages, full of rumors and weird stuff. Jessica seems more private.
I could see this description fitting Diane Lane. For a while I knew her name, and I would recognize her face, but couldn't seem to put the two together. But I also used to get Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds confused, so what do I know. :p
ReplyDeleteHow about Travolta's wife!? Kelly Preston?
ReplyDelete@Jessica: I remember someone once using Tom Selleck / Burnt (not a typo) Reynolds as an example of the difference between a star without and with charisma.
ReplyDeleteKelly Preston is a lesbian. And at the age of the ladies mentioned (Preston, Lange, Melanie, Pfeiffer, CZJ) I'd like to know what is making them horny as hell as their age. I need a consultation Stat!
ReplyDeleteAnd what's with the "violent" part?
I don't think we have it yet.
I agree with Betty
ReplyDeleteSandra Bullock
ReplyDeleteSandra Bullock
ReplyDeleteJust looked up Jessica Lange, she is not married atm. She hasn't been married in 32 years and single since 2010. So can't be her.
ReplyDeletePenelope Cruz.
ReplyDeleteDamn she was with Sam shepherd so long I thought they were married. Still because whatever Enty which wrote this didn't make clear if this woman is still married or not..we may never figure out a right answer.
ReplyDeleteWasn't she married to Mikhail Baryshnikov?
ReplyDeleteIt's Diane Lane. She's been acting since she was a kid and been in tons of stuff. She was beaten by Josh Brolin and just filed for divorce.
ReplyDeleteMelanie Griffith is all over Antonio Banderis like white on rice! She follows him to movie sets and everything. She puts her life on hold to follow him around, so I know this isn't her.
ReplyDeleteAngela Bassett
ReplyDeleteSandy Bullock
ReplyDeletediane lane
ReplyDelete@Reno:
ReplyDeleteI thought so too, but they were just in a relationship. She was married just once, to Francisco Grande.
So also wasn't married to Sam Shepard.
She does have kids with both Baryshnikov and with Shepard, but single since 2010.
But last year there were rumors Jess was getting it on with Sarah Paulson:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2192127/Jessica-Lange-denies-lesbian-affair-American-Horror-Story-star-Sarah-Paulson.html
(but that's prolly just the classic story of 'you are friends with a lez, so u have to be one yourself and just hiding it'.)
I will shut up after this, but just realized the Russian balletdancer Jessica was with is the creepy Russian dude from the last season of Sex and the City!
ReplyDeleteARRRHHHHHHHGG!
Why the hell is it a "Crazy" sex drive? If you have time to work, eat, shower, feed your pets and fit in some down time, what's wrong with having an active labido?
ReplyDeleteDidn't Jessica Lange star as Patsy Cline who sang "Crazy"? The only thing that's doubting me is the married bit, but she was with him for so long it's like a marriage
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