Today's Blind Items - Coke Instead Of Sex - Easy Easy
Not that long ago this A list mostly movie actor who really shouldn't be A list but his name recognition keeps him there. He is no great acting talent at all. He is kind of like the male version of Jennifer Aniston except he is foreign born and didn't have the television career. At an after party he ran into at the time an almost A list mostly television actress who has since become a B list mostly television actress with A list name recognition if you can spell it.
The two hit it off and when the actor said the magic word coke the actress was all over him and they left together to go back to his hotel. When they got to the hotel they started making out but then the actress brought up the coke so they did a few lines. The actor then started making more moves on the actress and they ended up naked but then he decided he needed a couple of lines to get himself into game shape. He has lots of problems performing. After he had done a few lines the actress had to have a few. They started getting back into the sex but then he had an idea to snort coke off her naked body so he did and he basically did everything he could to avoid having to perform and she was up for as much coke as he was willing to share and the two kept saying they were going to have sex but spent the entire night going through the actor's entire coke stash and never had sex. This is kind of repeat behavior for our actor.
Gerard Butler, and I can't spell the actress's name ;)
ReplyDeleteJude Law
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Jude. No great acting "talent"
ReplyDelete@resident - you and terri really think Jude is not talented????
DeleteI thought Gerard too.
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ReplyDeleteJude is considered talented. He consistently receives good notices for his stage and film work.
ReplyDeleteButler for the win. GB even does those crappy romantic comedies like Aniston.
Mariska Hargitay or a Dechanel.
ReplyDeleteMariska?! C'mooooon....
Delete@LeGrange I know, I know. I watched an SVU marathon this weekend so my mind just went there.
DeleteI dont think he is bad. I think he is talented but a great acting talent? No. He happens to be a very good looking and I think that carries him.
ReplyDeleteI meet Jude at after-party in Chicago years ago; he spent the entire evening doing coke in bathroom. But he is talented. Gerad for the win
ReplyDeleteOoh I thought Orlando Bloom just reading the 1st paragraph but Butler works much better for this. I find him so deeply unappealing on just about every level.
ReplyDeleteMaybe doing line after line isn't a good idea if he already has problems with getting it up.
ReplyDeleteI think GB and the aniston comparison was a clue since they were in some shit movie together.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking maybe Hayden panatier for the actress and aww I can't spell the name right
ReplyDeleteButler and Paz De La Huerta or whatever her name is?
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ReplyDeleteHe is talented I guess..but I just associate him with Rom-Com's like Anniston does AND I haven't noticed him in anyting for a while.
ReplyDeleteI associate Butler with action-type movies that my teenager likes..
I got a Matthew McConaHEYIKeepGettingOlder... vibe off of this.
ReplyDeleteI thought Hugh Grant, but I also like the Jude Law guess...though I do think he's talented...
ReplyDeleteWasn't there a blind about that Brandi Glanville reality chick claiming to have had sex with Gerald Butler. Apparently she said it took a weekend to bring him to attention.
ReplyDeleteHayden P makes a lotta sense for the actress becuz this female Enty hates her guts and no one can spell P.
ReplyDeleteButler and Chloe Sevigny?
ReplyDeleteAnnabelle - I think you might have got it.
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DeleteColin Ferrall (A/K/A Colon Feral)
ReplyDeleteGerard Butler and Chloe Sevingney or however you spell it.
ReplyDeleteHaywood - Whoever the actress is should consider herself lucky she got so close to Colin's peen.
ReplyDeleteThat being said, that's immediately who I thought of :(.
Marty - +1 on Colin Farrell's peen. That said, he is talented and I have a feeling with him one would choose sex over coke :)
DeleteWhether you think he has talent or not, there has never been any rumour, hint, or otherwise of Jude not being able to get it up. lol His exploits are legendary, aka Jessica Simpson screaming at the top of her lungs in a hotel.
ReplyDeleteJude Law is actually a fantastic actor, as is M. Mcconaughey, especially if you've seen Killer Joe. He's phenomenal in it. My guess is Gerard Butler, even though I like him very much, I don't think he's the best of actors. Nice to look at and listen to though, gotta give him that.
ReplyDelete+1 on Jude being awesome, love him. It's too bad his ladykiller reputation always precedes him instead of his talent. I saw him on stage years and years ago, fantastic!
ReplyDeleteI'm leaning towards Gerard Butler on this one, I find his movies painful and he's the exact same in every one, re: similar to Jennifer Aniston.
My daughters just discovered the movie Phantom of the Opera. I never knew Gerard Butler was the Phantom! And according to IMDB, all the actors actually sang themselves except Minnie Driver. Color me surprised!
ReplyDeleteV - you are absolutely right. How silly could I have been? If a lady is in a room, alone or otherwise, with a naked Colin Farrell, sex trumps all.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry I let the most obvious part of that slip passed me. Gerard Butler it is!
Marty, glad I could set you straight and THANKS for reminder of Colin's lovely appendage :)
DeleteSurprised that Minnie didn't sing in Phantom. She can actually sing and I have her album. I liked it.
ReplyDeleteButler and Chloe FTW. And I don't know about anyone else but coke never put me "in the mood" in fact it did the opposite.
Robert Pattinson is the male version of Jennifer A. Plus he has been looking strange for months.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't think of anyone else but Hugh Grant, but definitely fits Butler much better.
ReplyDeleteI second the Pattinson guess
ReplyDeleteI got with Gerry too
ReplyDeleteMeant *go with Gerry
ReplyDeleteI would be more than happy to party with a guy like that LOL don't mind if I doooooo...
ReplyDeleteNu way was this Colin Farrell. He was too busy getting a naked spray tan off his sister.
ReplyDeleteZac Efron and Zooey Deschanel, or however you spell that annoying chick's name.
ReplyDeleteI read Gerard Butler as Gerard Depardieu and it made sense to me. Shows you who's A list in my world. :p
ReplyDeleteWho would be the source on this one considering the circumstances (2 people alone in a hotel room)? Obviously the actor would not tell anyone this happened. Would an almost A-List TV actress be blabbing about this to one of Enty's readers?
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