I almost went to a Keith Urban concert last week and then decided to get drunk instead. Hell of a story isn't it?
Avril Lavigne is back from China and still refuses to announce she is producing spawn with Chad Kroeger after what happened last time.
Dina Lohan and Lindsay Lohan biked to a waiting limo. This was strictly for a photo op.
Lea Michele does the knock kneed thing so you think she is cute and innocent.
Finally Liev Schreiber puts a helmet on his kid.
Liv Tyler carries her son;s lunch box. Not really a box though. I wonder what he ate. I'm hungry.
Madonna accompanies Steve McQueen to the premiere of his new movie which stars Brad Pitt.
Michael Fassbender is also in it and presumably his peen too.
Speaking of premieres, Mischa Barton showed up at one of hers which is headed straight to cable. Seriously.
Awwww, that's just mean! Why can't we hope for the best for the underdog (read Mischa)?
ReplyDeleteI do. Go mischa!
DeleteOh yay! VIP should be here shortly with the Fassbender gif.
ReplyDeleteAt least Mischa is working and not reduced to dumpster diving. At least not YET. She was an overdose or two away from Tabloid Heaven for a while.
ReplyDeleteAmazed she made it back to working status. I always thought she was pretty. No interest in The OC, ever. Too old, quit watching TV during its reign as Top Trash Teen TV.
Hey, isn't there a blind about a musician/celeb who hasn't had sex with his actress wife in 2 years?
ReplyDeleteI want more dirt on Lea Michele. Spill it, man.
ReplyDeleteLea Michelle has fantastic knock-kneed legs. Madonna looks WAY better than all the people I thought were her. Finally, Keith Urban is just so talented, whether you like cousin-huggin music or not. For the record, I do.
ReplyDeleteIt's the belly rubbin I like, also ftr
ReplyDeleteIf Avril Wants another way to conceal her bump, leave the big bags and do a Skully. Abducted by aliens for say, about 6 months?
ReplyDeleteScully. But I prefer Skully. More menacing.
DeleteKeith urban turns me off with fake styled hair, the beads and soul patch. Dude, can you say" cliche?"
ReplyDeleteAunty: he gives me a gay vibe.
DeleteHis look ossified in the ninetys. Totally agree. I think he is beautiful, and if he got a style makeover to look less twee, I might be persuaded to take him a bit seriously. I think I have only listened to a couple of his songs, just bc I cannot bear his look and therefore his persona.
DeleteThe 90's after Queer Eye got involved (and Nicole turned him into Alessandro Moreschi (spelling?)
DeleteWow amazingly everyone looks really hood in these pics. Especially Misha. Funny my phone tried to spell her name mishap.
ReplyDeleteI would love to know that the spawn of Chad and Avril is a CD of awesome music, the one only they manage to make.
ReplyDeleteLea has tattoos, she is not innocent at all.
It always mindfucks me the fact that Steve McQueen is that dude. I don't know, if many others have changed their name (the last one I remember is Katy Perry), he didn't do that.
ooh shit, Madonna looks she wants some of the Fassdong.
ReplyDeleteMadonna would grasp his dick and suck out his soul. And when that runs out, she'll adopt more children. She must have shares in a lube factory. She's a giant dried up emasculating cooze
DeleteLea Michele has beautiful legs.
ReplyDeleteDina and Lindsay, nice try. No one believes you are exercising.
It's a remake for Dina and Lindsay.
ReplyDeleteSclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated.
We're gonna do it!
Lea *is* cute. Innocent? Eh, who is in HWood. I don't blame Avril if that's the case.
ReplyDeleteI love the structure of Lea's skirt! It's beautiful.
ReplyDeleteThe knock-kneed pose always makes me think that someone has to pee really bad.
ReplyDeleteWhen did Steve McQueen pull a Lazarus? And change skin tone?
@charlie I know right? I thought it was my age (and maybe it is) but I saw that caption then the pic and thought who is that? I thought it said Steve McQueen.
Delete@racharound -
ReplyDeleteMadonna would grasp his dick and suck out his soul.
Perfectly said.
Mmmmm.
ReplyDeleteFassbender.
Anytime, anywhere, anyway.
Is there an Avril baby story somewhere I never heard about? it's very possible...I pay little to no attention to her. But now I'm curious!
ReplyDeleteWasn't she pregnant, announced it, and then miscarried? To wonder why she wouldn't be saying anything yet is just callous imo. Miscarrying your child is horrific and she deserves some leeway in this instance.
DeleteIt might be the angle but Fassbender looks cartoonish
ReplyDeleteDina and Lindsay - pedaling pussy is illegal
ReplyDeleteThere is now another Steve McQueen?
ReplyDeleteFassbender! Boy, you in danger - run for your life before Madge catches you!!!
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