Katie Holmes joined Twitter and this is the photo she gave us. It's like the sweatpants version of an avatar.
Kim Kardashian went out with Kanye West again. Isn't he on some concert tour right now? Is she going bare belly? How much surgery do you think she has had since the baby was born?
Kate Middleton out partying. Well, Duchess style.
Speaking of partying, Lindsay Lohan is back in NYC having a one woman party.
Matt Damon and Kenny Chesney. Huh.
Matthew M out at an event with
Kevin McKidd. Who would you rather?
Michelle Williams looks thrilled about Halloween doesn't she?
Naomi Campbell after dinner. Not that she ate, but she went to a restaurant and presumably looked at a menu and ordered food.
Katy is aging worse than Lohan. She looks between 40 and 45.
ReplyDeleteKate's smile doesn't quite reach her eyes.
ReplyDeleteKatie still looks like a teenage girl. She'll never age into her adult looks.
LiLo looks good here. Though I'm getting tired of obvious extensions.
I'll take neither of those men, Enty.
Kanye
ReplyDeleteKim actually is starting to look like her old self.. And if i were her, I wld def have breast reduction surgery. like yesterday. Hauling those babies around is work, man!
ReplyDeleteI don't know who a Kevin McKidd is, but i'll take him please and thank you.
ReplyDeletei'm developing a real fondness for red-headed men (see also: Michael Fassbender, Ewan McGregor).
Katie is kinda beat no surprise given how unhappy shes been.
ReplyDeleteKanye's fiance is the mummy! (and ewwww, VIP!)
ReplyDeleteLinds is again ginge.
I will take Kevin McKidd and all of those bottles. See you next week.
Is Michelle wearing leather jogging pants? That would explain the miserable look.
well you know Naomi has a few drinks for sure
ReplyDeleteMichelle is wearing leather leggings, al the rage this fall, see Naomi C
loved Kevin McKidd on that show Rome, so masculine
That man sandwich at the baseball game has to do it for someone. How the hell are Damon & Chesney friends....?
ReplyDeleteThey are both huge baseball fans.
DeleteGinger power.
ReplyDeleteOf all of Naomi's problems, an eating disorder aint one.
ReplyDeleteDAMN, VIP!
ReplyDeleteKimye just look so uncomfortable, all the time. So does Katie Holmes. Maybe it's the whole being constantly made fun of (KK - for good reason) or under constant scrutiny (was she bearding? does the tiny tommmy play for the other team?)that makes everything seem a little forced.
I think Michelle Williams looks COLD!
Katie Holmes is an asshole. She married a gay freak for publicity and now that she's single again she calls the paps nearly every day to shoot her and her kids.
ReplyDeleteYou didn't know that Holmes has more than one child, did you? She has two, Suri with Cruise and also a little boy, Guido, with Tony Bennet.
DeleteI feel like Kim got that surgery where they curl the edges of your smile. I saw it's kinda big over in Asia now, but the engagement photos at AT&T really made her smile look creepy as shit.
ReplyDeleteHer face is different every wedding.
KPig is on her last legs, famewise. I'm sure of it. The tv show is coming to an end because the public is tired of that fake-ass crap, and they are just tired of her and her unrelenting over exposure.
ReplyDeleteOh please Harry! Say it is so. Guess the kid wasn't enough to keep her relevant. I'm still surprised she actually had one. Just not buying the relationship with Kanye though.
DeleteGeezus Sherry, how can you even wonder in the slightest about KPig and Kanye being for real? There has never, in the history of Hollywood ... NAY!!! ... in the history of the UNIVERSE!!! been a relationship more fake than these two lollipops. Kanye is gay with a boyfriend named Ricardo that lives in Gay Paree cough and this union is 100% contractual. I'm pretty sure that Kanye thinks that all of these KTurds are buttholes and that even though he thinks he now looks all manly and hetero by loading up a turkey baster, if he had a magic button he would be out of there so fast everyon's head would explode! ... I'll stop yelling at you now.
DeleteSo THAT'S who Ricardo is. Now I know. Thanks HK.
DeleteSo THAT'S who Ricardo is. Now I know. Thanks HK.
DeleteI agree with the person that said Kim doesn't look right. Her eyes are so depressed looking.
ReplyDeleteNaomi's hair has the same amount of shine as her leggings. Think those pants are real leather? :D LOL
ReplyDeleteNaomi's hair is a wig. She is known to be nearly bald due to overuse of extensions.
DeleteThat Michelle's legs look skinnier than Naomi's in the leather leggings freaks me out. That is just too thin.
Kevin McKidd is HOT!!! me love a red haired Scottish man any day of the week!!
ReplyDeleteand going to Scotland next week so.. red heid men, beware!!
Lucky you, L.
ReplyDeleteTap some of that hot Scottish man-meat for me, would you? In my opinion, kilts are definitely handy for that purpose. ;)
Katie Holmes irks me. Can't really put my finger on it. Not very attractive either.
ReplyDeleteUUgghh...Kim again.
Ditto LiLo.
MM is gross, have always thought so.
Kevin McKidd, Yummy!!!
No Kevin McKidd, VIP? I've loved him since Rome.
ReplyDelete@Kassandra and @Tina, I'm right there with you re: red headed men. I love me some Kevin McKidd, Fassy, Damian Lewis, Ewan M, old-school Eric Stolz, and Tony Curran who has a fuckin' sexy-as-hell Scottish brogue.
ReplyDeleteKevin, for sure.
ReplyDeleteKim needs to avoid wearing that dress so close to Halloween.
Luuuuuuuuuvvvvvvvv Kevin McKidd
ReplyDeleteChalk up another vote for McKidd
ReplyDelete@Kassandra - will do and also i'll try to take pics! we need help VIP for FFF :)
ReplyDeleteoh, and yes, Kilts are handy ;)
ReplyDeleteMe too with Kevin and Rome, yowsa!
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many hours a day Mr. & Mrs. Yeezie spend posing before getting it down just right before going out the door and bringing joy to our lives.
ReplyDeleteI lol'd
DeleteI guess I'm the one out who thinks MM looks great here! I think it's the cuffed jeans--it's sorta James Dean-y, and I always did have a thing for that rebel.
ReplyDeleteDuchess Catherine's hands look old and red. Not from washing nappies but may be OCD or Graves' disease?
ReplyDeleteI am not discriminatory: the whole male cast of "Rome" is big major coochie crush to me.
ReplyDeleteKatie Holmes features are of the drooping kind. She ll go from juvenile looking to sharpei without middle stages.
I feel sorry for Holmes, cant act her way out of a wet paperbag,aging quickly and she turned down a lifetime of cash out of principal. Why did she even do the cruise marriage if not to be set for life. I applaud the independence and sentiment but its not like shes got a clean start, shes tainted by the fake marriage and is now out in the cold. All she has to look forward to is a nice collection of cats in her old age.
ReplyDeleteRome was a good show. I was happy to see that skinny Irish broad, who was also in Luck, naked. I wish Luck lasted longer too. At least finish that first season's story.
ReplyDeleteDamon and Kenny Chesney. Huh, indeed.
ReplyDeleteI will love Kevin McKidd forever, even if he has lowered his standards enough to star on the God-awful Grey's Anatomy. My love for him cannot be destroyed by cheesy prime time soap operas, because to me he will forever be the great Durward Lely AND Lucious, er, Lucius Vorenus.
I'm really over Michelle's constant grimace. She always looks freaking miserable. It must be tough to be soooo talented...what.the.fuck.ever.
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