Friday, October 18, 2013
Random Photos Part Two
Kate Middleton showed up solo at an event yesterday and
showed that the entire pregnancy thing was fake. No seriously though, she looks the same and it has been less than three months.
Katy Perry takes a night off from John Mayer.
Amy Adams and her baby daddy and baby do some shopping yesterday.
Madonna and her damn gloves.
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are such happy go lucky people.
Matthew M and Camila Alves at the premiere of Dallas Buyers Club with
Jennifer Garner and Jared Leto.
Emile Hirsch showed up too.
I have to think that there are few women that would be more unpleasant to be married to than Madona.
ReplyDeleteGod Kate Middleton is so flawless.
ReplyDeleteMcConaughey butt
ReplyDeleteMeh, I have a cousin who is like that. She grows a little melon, pops it out 3 hours after water breaks with no pain meds, and is back to her pre-birth weight (flat tummy included) in just a few months. Sometimes it's genetic.
ReplyDeleteYou know it's not that unusual to snap back into shape after having a baby. If you were in good shape before then it's reasonably easy. Happened to me - back in my (uk) size 8s 2 days after first child. But make Kate out to be a freak why don't you.
ReplyDeleteI miss the old days when Matthew M was a hottie...
ReplyDeleteMe too. I was so gahgah for him.
DeleteHe lost way too much weight for that role and all his healthy hotness went with it!
DeleteI have never thought MM was hot, and now he's fug.
DeleteI heard that Camilla got him hooked on some bad stuff, actually..
Deletethis has been going on for a while.
what a shame.
I heard that Camilla got him hooked on some bad stuff, actually..
Deletethis has been going on for a while.
what a shame.
Yeah, it's in Kate's genes, plus she's in super good shape. My best friend's stomach went back to flat, I kid you not, the day after her baby was born. Unfortunately I'm an apple, and the babez messed with my tum big time.
ReplyDeleteI like that Kate posed with baby George and showed off her post birth tum. I had no idea until that pic that it can take a while to go down.
DeleteIs Matthew M as tiny as Jared Leto?? I always figured him to be at least 5'8" -- but no way Leto is that tall.
ReplyDeleteAll things equal ie if you were in shape before pregnancy and kept in shape during pregnancy, gain no more weight than the doctor recommends, working out in a safe manner up to pregnancy, it is also genetics, some people have hips and skin that snap right back and others either the hips don't snap quite back all the way or the skin is loose and all the exercise in the world is not going to make it tight. Age has to be a factor, all those teenage moms don't seem to have a problem.
ReplyDeletere: Kate It's a combination of good genes and a lifestyle that involves physical fitness before, during & after giving birth. I'd consider the fake preggo theory but I also have a cousin who got back to her pre-pregnancy hotness after 4 months, she's 35 and this is her first kid. My question is, where the hell are the stretch marks???
ReplyDeleteI really really want Dallas Buyer's Club to be a great movie.
ReplyDeleteThe only imperfection with Kate is that she married her cousin. 12th cousin once removed, but still.
ReplyDeleteAnd I predict Madonna is going to yell at her plastic surgeon/health guru/Kabbalah advisors to do something about the bags under her eyes. I'm glad she shows her age from time to time.
@steph Agreed that Madonna is starting to show her age. It's normal to look old.
DeleteI've never understood the cousin numbering system, much less the "removed" part of it.
DeleteDon'tRainOnMyPrada...the cousin numbering system is this: How many generations back (from parents) until you have the same ancestor? If you share a grandparent, you are first cousins (one generation back from your parents). If you have the same a great great great grandparent, you are fourth cousins. The "removed" part is if you share a relative but at a different generational count. For example, if your grandparent is their great great grandparent, you use the closer relation (in my example, grandparent, which is first cousin level), and then count the generations that are different (in my example, 2, which makes that person your first cousin twice removed). Anyway, 12th cousins is so barely related, it probably includes most people you meet, except you'd have trouble figuring out how since unlike the royals our ancestry isn't so documented.
DeleteLooks like Matthew got himself some hair plugs and botox,
ReplyDeleteEnty, don't you tell Madonna she can't wear her gloves...enslaver.
ReplyDeleteShut up about the gloves, their to hide the gross veins--Enslaver!
ReplyDeleteAnd re: Kate, my cousin who was a size 2 had her baby and left the hospital in her size 2 pre pregnancy jeans! No lie...she could EAT too...flash forward 18 years and she still eats like she has that metabolism...not so much anymore.
It makes me hopeful that when I become a mum, I won't have to wear mumu's afterwards. Hoping to come through unscathed, but it's a small price to pay.
ReplyDeleteGood Lawdy Matthew M's Face is gigantic.
ReplyDeleteMadonna looks like a living corpse. straight out of a tim burton movie, gross!
ReplyDeleteI was thinking more George A Romero than Tim Burton little broken bird.
Deleteyou are bang on rach. urgh *shudder*
DeleteMM is HEED! Its a virtual planetoid!
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DeleteHell, I'm STILL unable to wear my pre-pregnancy clothes and my boo is 7 months! I STILL look like I'm 5 months pregnant! I guess it doesn't help that I'm 37 :-(
ReplyDeleteDesiree: us mere mortals have to work at it! I had my cast cut off my leg and in 6 weeks I've found my jeans are pretty snug (fuck you enforced sedentary lifestyle). I'm guessing you're a mum without a nanny, dietician, personal chef, trainer and can't afford the scalpel.
DeleteCongrats Rach! Sucks about the snug jeans though. I feel your pain...
DeleteJared is about 5'10
ReplyDeleteI've met Jared twice. I'm just under 5'8 and he was not any taller than me
DeleteIdk I had my first at 33. Bounced right back, no stretch marks. My mum and her sisters and their daughters same way.
ReplyDeleteJared Leto ass
ReplyDeleteJared Leto balls (clothed)
@Erika Thanks, you just made my awful day better with that pic of Leto's ass.
ReplyDeleteBTW, he says he's 5'11" (he tweeted it. Also said his shoe size is 11).
Matthew M has an abnormally large head. I chuckle every time I see him & Camilla together. His is at least two of hers. His hot days are way gone. He really forked himself with that creepy movie where he starved himself.
ReplyDeleteEww
"Forked himself" ... LOL. I love all the new lingo I learn here on a regular basis.
DeleteMadonna is starting to look haggish...I don't know why it satisfies me that she is not aging well, despite her vast resources. Could still kick my ass, though.
ReplyDeleteJared Leto looks like the love child of Tom Petty and Jesus Christ in that picture.
ReplyDeleteMajik it amuses me too!
ReplyDeleteThe chemistry between Camilla Alves and Matthew McConaughey looks tense.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Kate Middleton faked having her baby, she just bounced back quickly which is very possible.
Emile Hirsch doesn't look like him anymore. I rather enjoyed his nekkid pic however,.
ReplyDelete@lostathome: Totally nailed the comparison!
Kate was in the hospital for days because she had severe morning sickness, she barely gained 10 pounds and from the back never looked pregnant. With my first one I was back in my clothes by 6 weeks. George is 3 months.
ReplyDeleteDon't know why I loathe Madonna so much but even seeing her photos makes me cringe. She's pathetic. The gloves are to hide her veins.
ReplyDeleteMatthew M has a large head!
ReplyDeleteThere was one point when Madonna had some tasteful plastic surgery done and looked good. A few years later, she clearly went overboard. It looks like she has again tweaked her eyes and it looks terrible.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I'm not the only one that think Kate Middleton's pregnancy is a hoax.
ReplyDeleteChrist on a cracker, Madonna is gruesome
ReplyDeleteCongratulations, Matt! You have successfully killed whatever smidgen of hotness that you ever had.
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