Amy Adams carries her daughter home from ballet and pretends she doesn't hear the questions about why the sky is blue and if they can have ice cream on the way home.
Michael Fassbender humps a Toyota sign. Sign is thrilled.
K-Mart employees must love making minimum wage with no insurance while the company splashes out millions on Nicki Minaj including this $250K car.
Nikki Reed heads out solo for a red carpet appearance that also saw
Fran Drescher looking amazing.
Who knew a crab could throw a gang sign and that Rihanna would know it?
Robin Thicke never misses a chance to play with himself.
Ashlee Simpson meets the future in-laws just in time for the holidays.
Speaking of the holidays Salma Hayek dresses like a pirate pilgrim.
Mmm Fassy
ReplyDeleteShhhh, such a natural beauty, Nicki Minaj!
ReplyDeleteThere were two far sexier pictures he could have posted of Fassbender.
ReplyDeleteI just spent 5 minutes on DM's website ogling them.
Kass: me too. Me too. They're locked in my spank bank. Securely.
DeleteThat's a $400,000 car that Miss Minaj is leaning against while shushing somebody. It's pink too. It's not supposed to be pink.
ReplyDeleteWell Asslee could do a lot worse, Evan has the Norweigan shipping money from his daddy so I am sure papa Simpson is pushing for a wedding.
ReplyDeleteI wish Ashlee would straighten up her act. I used to like her back in the day.
ReplyDeleteAs much of a mega-diva Diana Ross is, it seems like she has a good relationship with her kids.
ReplyDeleteI wish my mouth was that Toyota sign. In other words, i'd like my mouth to be around Fassbenders dick area. I would do horrible nasty things to Fassbender's penis.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to examine Fassbender's penis. Preferably with multiple parts of my body.
ReplyDeleteKassandra, you may have him after I'm good and done with him!
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Kassandra & Sugar, I'll take him out for a test-drive first to make sure all parts are in working order :)
Delete@ V Certainly seems that way. Wished the Jackson children would live with her.
ReplyDeleteI would pay to see a movie with Fassbender and Salma
ReplyDeleteFreya, I agree. it seems like the Jackson children would definitely be better off with Ms. Ross.
ReplyDeleteOy, Diana Ross tolerates Asslee?
ReplyDeleteFran Drescher - I love "The Nanny", but when you see the earlier episodes, you can see Fran was terrible. Everyone else carried her - she couldn't act for shit! Also, I never understood why she wore such short skirts all the time. She had a great tiny waist, flat tummy, but her legs are cankly. She looks awesome when she wore knee-high or thigh high boots, but in heels, her legs looked like stakes.
God Amy's little girl is a doll.
ReplyDeleteDamn you poor man's Lois Lane! You're making me clucky & hormonal with your incredibly cute offspring!
That crab looks like the Alien Baby.
ReplyDeleteNikki Minaj? Really classy.
Assbender : yes please!
ReplyDeleteI need to get out more. I had no idea Ashlee Simpson was dating Diane's son. I can't imagine her being happy about it. I can imagine the dollar signs in PimpPa's eyes though.
ReplyDeleteI was surprised to learn the Fass is only 36 years old...his face seems much more mature. Not a criticism.
ReplyDeleteAshlee looks really good here. I wonder if she has to call her MIL to be Miss Ross?
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised VIP hasn't posted Fassbender's full-frontal yet...there are a few shots to choose from in his movie, Shame.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Ashlee's new boyfriend may have been a good influence on her. She looks the best she's looked in years.
ReplyDeleteEvan Ross was cast in the new Hunger Games movie, FYI. He is playing Massala, so I'm sure his stock is only going up.
ReplyDeleteAhh Kloie. So THAT'S why Asslee is going out with him. I was surprised she hadn't latched on to another actor but I guess she has. If he doesn't get famous she'll drop him. Well there is all that $$ though. Gawd fahbid she'd actually work.
DeleteRhiRhi knows all about crabs.
ReplyDeleteRhiRhi knows all about crabs.
ReplyDeleteRhiRhi knows all about crabs.
ReplyDeleteHaha that pic with Rihanna and the crab is AWESOME!
ReplyDeleteYep, I wondered when Asslee would go there. Not surprised at all. Push that agenda girl, maybe you'll be rewarded with a second chance at a career!
Damn! Eyebrow alert on Nikki Green, whoever she is. Not much of a looker but apparently it doesn't matter nowadays.
Amy Adams, Anna Kendrick, and I think there's another one or two actresses that I can't tell apart. Is this the one with that stupid song on the radio? God I loathe that fucking song.
Looks like Robin Thicke is in London? My condolences. That place reeks of piss and is like being in little Somalia. Better practice shouting Allah Ackbar, and grow your beard out now.