The president of the Lunchbox Fund is Joaquin Phoenix's ex-girlfriend so he showed up to support it and brought along
his kill you first ask questions later sister Rain and her other sister Summer.
Another of Joaquin's ex-girlfriends, the amazingly hot in this photo Liv Tyler was there.
I don't think Maggie Gyllenhaal and Joaquin had sex so she just came for the charity or the free booze.
Long time no see Dree Hemmingway.
We know why Mario came. They said his two favorite words. Open bar.
Michael Stipe has been everywhere lately which means he is missing attention which means REM might play again.
David Blaine made himself disappear and everyone clapped.
Sting's daughter looks just like her mom.
From Trudie's first marriage I think...not with Sting.
ReplyDeleteI think she looks more like Patricia Arquette
DeleteSo which sister is Joaquin banging, the one that looks like him or the other one?
ReplyDeleteIsn't Summer the one married to Casey Affleck?
DeleteI think Rain is his special chosen lollipop. None of them should be allowed near a red carpet til they learn how to put clothing on their bodies without scaring the children. HIDEOUS.
DeleteWow! Dree Hemmingway is stunning! Um, Phoenix sisters, both of those dresses are horrifically unflattering, unless they were going for the fire hydrant look. If so, kudos, ladies! And your brother looks weird. You know which one.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to offend you-know-who, but those are some spectacularly wonky eyes, David Blaine.
@ Harry - if true, Rain.
ReplyDeleteWow, Maggie looks like an old lady in that photo.
ReplyDeleteSpacecowboy! You're back!
ReplyDeleteI can't with Mario's outfit.
ReplyDeleteWTF is with Joaquin's head, face and physical appearance in general? By the way, his ex girlfriend is more fuckable than any of his sisters.
ReplyDeleteI love the fucks Mario Batali doesn't give about his outfit.
Isn't sting married to an African European (African African? I don't remember) called Iman? His daughter doesn't share her genes. It's cool that MISCH has answered this question I had before.
No Kermit..That's Bowie that's married to Iman.
ReplyDeleteAnd I think that is Sting and Trudie's daughter. I didn't see anywhere that she had a child before so correct me if I am wrong.
I can't believe people actually believe that fake ass blind.
ReplyDeleteWho is Mario?
The Phoenix parents have great genes for men but not so great for the girls.
ReplyDeleteWhat is Mario's problem? There is so reasoning I can think of for that group of clothing to be put together.
I'll prob realize later, but what does the "kill you first ask questions later" mean? Was that about River?
ReplyDeleteWhy does Maggie make herself look 80?
ReplyDeleteFor being a rather schlubby looking guy, Hemingway's grand-offsprings are sure all knockouts!
ReplyDeleteJoaquin, you are a 40 year old rich dude, stop dressing like a hipster tool. In addition, please don't wear boots you paid a stylist 100's of dollars to distress when you never did a hard days work in your life. Makes you look more like a fugazi asshole than your "retirement" project did.
ReplyDelete@CountJerkula You crack me up!
Delete@CountJerkula You crack me up!
DeleteI second Count's statement.
ReplyDeleteThank you One Eye and Cassandra. Hopefully fate brings Joaquin here so the message can sink in. Dude is obviously coddled by those around him and in need of some tough love.
ReplyDeleteOne of Sting's daughters plays Patty Smith in the CBGB's film.
ReplyDeleteI like Liv's skirt, but I could never wear those colors or horizontal stripes on my hips.
ReplyDeleteRain looks like female version of Joaquin, which really is better in the male version. Joaquin now knows what he would look like if he had a sex change operation.
ReplyDeleteFree booze? Can't knock that! It's the only reason (mostly) I attend invites to art shows, galleries, launches.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Michael Stipe is god, so Enty : hush your mouth!