Five parts today.
Nina Dobrev is still alive. When dating Derek Hough it's always a good idea to keep checking. She was at the airport so hopefully she is fleeing.
Mariah Carey gave Nick Cannon this for his birthday and all of her Twitter followers, soooo, not really all that special for Nick.
Notice the pinky ring Olivier Martinez wears. Remember the time he cheated on Kylie Minogue when she was going through chemo. Not saying the two things are connected but...
Amy Poehler's son stops to speak his mind. "I don't want to say it. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. Second place is someone weird usually, like a Chinese girl or a geologist. But third place, although a little bit plain, has super low self-esteem. So I step in and, uh, lay her crown upon my sweet head."
Good morning to you Rihanna. Light shade seems to have found a new home during the night.
A very rare pap shot of Rita Wilson.
Helena Bonham Carter made a big show of holding Tim Burton's hand and wearing his favorite makeup. Always gets him hot when she looks like an extra from The Walking Dead.
Taylor Momsen would like you to know she needs a few bucks and Maxim called. I would suggest not blowing it up unless you are curious whether she shaves every area of her body.
The Zooey wears this to clubs to see if a guy can take her home or not.
WTF is this dude talking about with that Amy Poehler caption?
ReplyDeleteDo we have our Taylor Momsen reveal here?
And it looks like somebody was listening to our pinky ring convo earlier.
Word to yo muthas.
And does Derek Hough beat women or something?
@sugar or anyone, can you please explain the pinky ring convo?
DeleteThe caption for the Amy Poehler is a line of Gob's (Will Arnet) from an episode of Arrested Development.
DeleteSo much material! When I text my hubby booby shots, we both delete them ASAP. Mimi obvs wants more than Nick's approval for her tattas. Her devil's dumplings. Her fleshy pillows. Her Norgs, saddle bags, chesticles, jugs, gourds, mellons, gazoongas, hooters, twins (give me time, I've got more...)
ReplyDeleteKnockers, twin peaks, the girls....
DeleteDon't rain : keep em coming!
DeleteChitty chitty bang bangs, saline sacks....
DeleteRita Wilson? Before i saw the caption i thought it was Brad Pitt!
ReplyDeleteYeesh, that makeup on HBC looks ghastly. Are we sure that wasn't a costume ball?
Zooey is too cute!
ReplyDeleteLittle Pohler jr is a ranga! Sooooooo cute!
ReplyDeleteThat's a really cute booby shot, though it looks both pre AND post-coital. ''So excited...taking...my...clothes...off, then...fell...asleep''
ReplyDeleteThat picture of Nina Dobrev just makes me feel cold.
Helena: pull that crap in your 20's, you're an emo/death punk/Danzig fan. Your 30's, a stuck in a time warp goth fan. Your age? Kind of uncomfortable.
ReplyDeleteHBC looks like Magenta from Rocky Horror Picture Show. (Don't care. Still love her. LOVE HER.)
ReplyDeleteMariah needs to learn when something like that should be private.
ReplyDelete@Sylvia, blame Tommy Mottola.
DeleteEnty is talking about Nina Dobrev and Derek Hough as though they are a real couple. That's silly.
ReplyDeleteCheating on a girlfriend with cancer and wearing a pinky ring are two things common to a sleazeball.
I know that pic of Mariah is opposite for classy, but I don't see it badly. She bought a bra (hopefully not a breast increasing) to make her husband horny and showed it to her loving fans who feels like part of her family.
ReplyDeleteRihanna without makeup shows a huge forehead and is way less boner inducing than usually.
I have written it before but I love the ginormous amount of fucks Bonham Carter doesn't give.
Taylor has no womanly curves whatsoever. She looks like a child. Helena bugs me anymore. I love The Zooey. Her show is the only show on that makes me literally laugh out loud like a crazy person.
ReplyDeleteRihanna's lifestyle is taking a toll on her looks. She is still pretty but no where as beautiful as when she began her career.
ReplyDeleteMariah- use SPF 50. Look at that sun damage! Don't believe Goop, the sun is not your friend.
I STILL wanna know what happened to Nina and vampire boy???? I thought they were seeing each other.
ReplyDeleteMomsen is awfully teeny. And I know people love her but HBC doesn't need to wear her make-up like that. I'm sure she scared her kids when she left the house.
ReplyDeleteTata's, fun bags, mountains from molehills, breasts, titties
Snapdragon. I also thought HBC looked like Magenta in that picture. I think/hope that's what she was aiming for.
ReplyDeleteHelena was on stage as "Sally" with Danny Elfman in London for a performance of the music from A Nightmare Before Christmas in London.
ReplyDeleteOops, wrote in London twice. Sorry. :)
ReplyDeleteDid no one else notice that Momsen is wearing a garter belt under her jeans? Why would you ever wear a garter belt with jeans?
ReplyDeleteHow long before Momsen's (professional) porn career starts? If she's heavily into drugs, then it can't be long.
ReplyDeleteIt's a photo shoot, B, it's not like she walks around like that. Or maybe she does, who knows, she's a "unique" one for sure.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I know it's a photo shoot. I'm just laughing at the improbability of a woman wearing stockings and a garter belt under a really tight pair of jeans.
ReplyDeleteSo many blind answers. I think Rita Wilson is the answer to one yesterday about an "assistant." How unfortunate.
ReplyDeleteI've worn a garter belt under jeans. it's fun to have a surprise.
ReplyDeleteoliver looks SO douchie. not sure why. the smile looks fake, so that's not helping.
I love you
DeleteI don't know what the pinky ring story on Cdan is! but I immediately classify any guy wearing one as a tool. Same goes for effected facial hair and long or coloured hair.
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