Apparently Moet really likes Ciara. Of course with that ring blinding everyone it is tough to see what they wrote on the bottle for her.
Charlize Theron makes everything classy. Here she is getting off a plane.
Elle Fanning lost a bet and wore this.
Eva Mendes takes her dog for a walk. It looks like she forgot her Ryan. That is what she calls a leash.
Fergie is all in red and leather while Josh Duhamel shows his love for UND and the Twins all on the way to the gym.
Remember when Snooki was Dorothy? Yeah, well Gisele Bundchen wins the all-time Dorothy prize. That is Tom Brady as the lion.
Because the Goopster wants you to think she is 14.
Joe Jonas looks one step closer to rehab.
Jude Law says he is ready to retire from acting. And do what?
Poor Goop. It is sad there isn't a human in there.
ReplyDeleteYou win the Internets of the day, Count. And there is nothing disgusting added, so I am giving you the Internets of the week! I decided...
DeleteSee? You are very funny and astute. I like this Count. It matters not a whit if I don't like the down and dirty Low Life Lust Monster. I know that. I know you don't even care. But thanks for at least saying SOMETHING funny and true without dragging us all visually through the muddy smut of your online mind.
Ciao!!
Isn't Ciara a hooker now?
ReplyDeleteEvery time I see Gwynnie I just want to punch her in the face.
Theron is a close second.
Hush yo mouf Harry! I'll hold Gwynnie for you but hands off Theron. She's a goddess in my eyes.
DeleteWhen a woman in her 40's is copying Miley Cyrus, that's really sad.
ReplyDeleteThe Fannings terrify me.
ReplyDeleteIt says Happy Birthday Ciara @Enty who doesn't get laid so she doesn't have a ring.
ReplyDeleteCiara is relevant now why?
ReplyDeleteAww, I think Goop looks cute.
Gwyneth Paltrow or Sissy Spacek??
ReplyDeleteJude can impregnant more women and look after all his children full time if he is bored with acting. Not the paycheck I imagine.
ReplyDelete@renoblondee I was wondering the same thing. I can only think of one song that she did... ever. Also why is jonas heading to rehab?
ReplyDeleteJude Law can go shopping wigs if he retires from acting.
ReplyDeleteIf you look up "whipped" in the dictionary, you will see a picture of Tom Brady dressed as the Cowardly Lion.
ReplyDeleteSooooo true. And soooooooooo sad. He coulda been the Tin Man, ffs! Poor guy. To be so very dickmatized by such a self righteous bitch. What. A. Waste.
Deleteid be whipped too if i married #1 supermodel in the world worth more than me
ReplyDeletethese actors never retire thats code for (give me better roles)
ciara showing her ring, while her fiance is tweetin out his phone number by accident..wonder to whom
Fish Stick is so desperate for attention.
ReplyDeletePoor Joe he wants to head to rehab and his family wouldn't let him. Jonas family sounds like another Kartrashian family.
I must have a fever or something, because I actually LIKE Elle Fanning's outfit there.
ReplyDeleteIt is very close to being awesome. Just too much fabric for HER. I could see this working on someone like Tilda, so seems so tall. Maybe even CateB? But Elle is not that pretty, has zero charisma, and her adventurous fashion girl attempts remind me of a balloon that has lost its helium after a long, late party.
DeleteI wish Ciara would get back in the studio and make some new music....preferably with Missy Elliott. Girl is seriously talented.
ReplyDeleteSay what you will about despicable Goop, she does look good even if the outfit is age inappropriate.
ReplyDeleteJonas needs rehab from his family and fame ho g/f. No serious, didn't some rumor say he's got the monkey on his back? Please family let him go if that's the case.
How come we never see Fergie and Josh with the baby? Maybe after being pregnant for 13 months she's tired of carrying it?
Shout out from Josh for my twinkies!
ReplyDeleteJude Law going to do..the nanny
ReplyDeleteBoooooooooo all of you, Ciara is great. Not only can she sing, but that girl's body can move in unimaginable ways. Ride anyone? I'll admit it, she gets my lady bits a tinglin.
ReplyDeleteJoe's girlfriend looks like she has the head of the lead girl from the movie Andre (about the seal) on Joe's body with girlier clothes on.
Really Entward, that is the only picture of Tom and Giselle you could find? A blurry, dark, far away shot taken from behind?
Yea, Ciara put out her 6th alb this summer. I'm ambivalent about her but if you have even a passing familiarity with pop/r&b then you oughta know she's been a pretty consistent presence.
ReplyDeleteElle, Eva, Goop-NO!!!
ReplyDeleteelle, eva, goop, FERGIE-Nooooooo!!!!
DeleteProper attitude to have, Sophia. I'm not 100% bad or 100% good. Enjoy the parts you like and ignore the rest.
ReplyDeleteLOVE Jude Law's acting ...never overacts. Hope he isn't serious.
ReplyDelete@Jsierra i am with you on Ciara. I love freaking Ride! That was my jam. However, I'm not really feeling this new album at all. I think Basic Instinct was a great to bad it didn't get much love.
ReplyDeleteI think Elle Fanning's outfit is on but her hair is unfortunate. It ruins the look.
Elle Fanning looks positively iconic here.
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