When the giant hornets move from Asia to the US that's the day I stop going outside. I'm already afraid I'm going to get a paper cut and die from flesh eating bacteria.
Bethenny Frankel wants you to know she's fit.
Cate Blanchett continues her award season suckup.
Chelsea Handler takes some time off in Hawaii.
Christina Hendricks and booze. Why thank you.
And then Courtney Stodden showed up and turned it into some kind of porn thing and wanted to charge and it got all messy.
David Beckham has someone following behind him to take care of skid marks.
Elisabetta Canalis is ready for war.
Henry Cavill and Armie Hammer join
Hugh Grant and Guy Ritchie in filming Man From U.N.C.L.E
that was Lainey's pic yesterday-just saying........the bugs
ReplyDeleteChelsea handler has lipo waves on her stomach. Christina milian made lipo waves famous after she had her baby.
ReplyDeleteElizabetha cannalis needs to eat something. Her ribs can be used as a xxylophone
What are lipo waves?
DeleteChristina Hendricks so pretty here-I missed that the first time.......great pic
ReplyDelete>>When the giant hornets move from Asia to the US<<
ReplyDeleteI think I watched this on Creature Features at my Grandma's when I was a kid. Didn't Peter Graves star in it?
I'm allergic to hornet, good god, they're nasty even normal size, they can smell me fear.
ReplyDeleteI didn't even recognize Stodden with deflated hair. Good god those implants are still all purple and pained-looking. Certainly when that happens a respectable doctor would remove them, right?
ReplyDeleteChelsea looks old...I love her, but don't know that I buy the claim that she's in her 30s.
ReplyDeleteThe hornet pic was on reddit a week ago if we're going for where it was first. A mosquito in the house wakes me up at night, can't imagine what those sound like in a quiet room.
ReplyDeleteHenry Cavill and Armie Hammer together looks like one of the old Mike Myers "I'm a Handsome Man" infomercials from SNL
ReplyDeleteThey kill BEES?!?!?!?! So wrong!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHoly cow is Elisabetta Canalis ripped! That looks like a crazy amount of work rye chair. Yay for Christina Hendricks, more redheads! I had no idea Chelsea Handler had such a great bikini bod, she must be wearing really ill-fitting clothing.
ReplyDeleteI think these may be the bees Homer was talking about. I wish I could make a clicky link but alas, I can not.
ReplyDeleteMr. Burns: I suggest you leave immediately.
Homer: Or what? You’ll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? Well, go ahead—do your worst!
Gold!!!!!!!!
DeleteIs that a case of Ensure in Courtney's cart?
ReplyDeleteAlso: why is that I structor w canalis so dirty? You're not actually in a wartime situation, you're in what I'm sure is a very posh gym
ReplyDeleteWhat's with the Cate Blanchett hate Enties?
ReplyDeleteGeez Canalis looks like a body builder.
ReplyDeleteCate Blanchett why oh why with the bad brassy blonde hair and the dark stripe down the middle?
And Kermit, considering whom you've singled out as a names sake, all I can say (considering your barely literate and racist contributions) is that I hope karma fucking catches up with you.
ReplyDeleteDid you see her bones?? anorexic
ReplyDeleteBones do not equate to anorexia.
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ReplyDeleteLipo waves references the scarred dips in the skin where they shove their magic lipo wand and suck the fat out.
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ReplyDeleteEw. Thanks Tori.
DeleteChristina Hendricks looks beautiful.
ReplyDeleteCanalis looks manish.
Those giant Asian hornets are already in the US. They've been spotted as far north as Illinois.
ReplyDeleteCanalis looks extremely fit, probably due to tons and tons of cardio (think marathon runners) it's very hard to maintain that level of activity when you aren't eating and eating well. People in the throws of anorexia often look to me like those Incan mummies they dig up on occasion, not like her
ReplyDeleteOnce again, "enty" tries to make Courtney Stodden relavent. Seriously can't go a week without putting her in the pics. I ask again, why? She is not a celebrity. She is a famewhore.
ReplyDeleteHugh Grant? I had to look at the pic three times... i thought it was a typo and the pic was with Hugh Laurie... Mr Grant has grown really old. Not a good prospect when one of the only things going for you was your pretty face :(
ReplyDeleteOh the Man from UNCLE was one of my favorite shows when I was a kid!
ReplyDeleteI'm so tired of people screaming eating disorder just because they think they see the ribs. It's called the serratus anterior. It is a muscle that lays over the ribs. Serratus, like a serrated knife. Get it. If she had an eating disorder she would not have muscles because the body starts to eat the muscles, which is why people die from it. The body starts to eat the heart muscle. Not to mention, if she wasn't eating, she wouldn't have the energy to build any other muscle.
ReplyDeleteSome seriously nice bods there. Except for Dourtney. So unnatural. Ugh! Go away porn Iguana.
ReplyDeleteWell, at least they kept that dullard Channing Tatum away from The Man From U.N.C.L.E. Cavill is a huge improvement. Hammer isn't my ideal Kuryakin (I was hoping for Alexander Skarsgard), but he'll do. I just hope he doesn't kill the show.
ReplyDeleteThere are anorexics who eat small amounts and work out like fiends .. Just saying .. Being ripped doesn't mean someone isn't anorexic .. They just don't completely starve themselves
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