I snapped this photo of a Marilyn Monroe impersonator at a fast food place and love it. It is so Hollywood.
Also so Hollywood is a 90 something year old woman riding a wrecking ball to spoof Miley Cyrus.
"And what is his name?"
"They call me Pip sir."
Brooke Shields is wearing velvet. Nuff said.
Padma Lakshmi was not wearing velvet but was wearing a tribute to Candy Crush.
Courteney Cox and her new wellies. This marks the first time I have used the word wellies in the blog so congratulations if you had today in the pool.
Speaking of pool, Courtney Stodden looks lost trying to find one.
Carrie Underwood is super conservative looking compared to every one else.
David Beckham eats Harper's hand. Tastes like chicken he said.
Eva Mendes is still in New York.
90 something year old woman???
ReplyDeleteTHAT IS BETTY FUCKING WHITE!!!!
RESPECT, YO!
Is that Betty White?
ReplyDeletePadma is beautiful but that dress - just no.
What is going on with Eva here? Pink top, black belt, grey or blue skirt, greenish yellow shoes, green purse & earrings... it's like she was dressed by a playdough consultant.
Q: What's that strong cheese smell.
ReplyDeleteA: its Eva Mendes's Vagina.
Heh that's like yesterday with Christopher Lee.
ReplyDeleteI am not at all interested in Courtney why include her, what a drag.
^Hehe
ReplyDeleteOh, that baby is so darn cute! I am no fan of the Beckhams, but my goodness they are sweet with their kiddos!
For some reason Stodden's tits look smaller. on Big Brother they were HUGE. Maybe the implants finally settled?
ReplyDeleteHorrible boob job. The space between boobs is massive. She should have gone up little by little which would have made for a much more realistic look.
ReplyDeleteCourtney Stodden looks way older than she is. Yuck!
ReplyDeleteBaby George is so cute!!! I just want to give his chubby cheeks a kiss.
It's cold in New York....
ReplyDeleteI could look at pics of Becks and Harper all day.....
ReplyDeleteCourtney Stodden's boobs still look painful.
Carrie bedazzled one of her Maria dresses.
ReplyDeleteI love that Betty White has on Converse sneakers :)
ReplyDeleteI thought Stodden was Lindsey Lohan at first. Scared me.
Yes, we know that you go to Mel's.
ReplyDeleteYes, that's why the subject of the photo is drinking from a Johnny Rockets glass.
DeleteThat Marilyn needs some more curves.
ReplyDeleteBeckham seems like a great dad. Posh seems like a doting mom. Love them.
Carrie's dress is gorgeous but she just isn't pulling it off. Maybe it's the crap hair, but that pic disappoints.
That whole Wrecking Ball parody thing is become old now ... very old ... just stop it already!
ReplyDeleteThat's a great airbrushing job on Kate - she applies eyeliner by the shovel-load and has leathery skin from all that smoking in 'real life'. William is starting to look like his Uncle Edward, which is NOT a compliment.
I love Brooke's suit!
Carrie looks like the little fairy who adorns our Christmas tree.
Harper is just so adorable!
I read somewhere that Eva wants press to respect her dog's privacy and not photograph him so much ... *rolls eyes ... whatevs*
Gee, Blake. And I was thought I was being rude to suggest Prince William needed a manicure.
DeleteCourtney Stodden looks like Lindsay Lohan
ReplyDeleteStodden must be the owner of the ugliest pair of rubber tits in celeb world. Is she so out of touch with reality that she thinks they look good?
ReplyDeleteGeez, no one tell loopymommy, she'll lose her shite again. I think it would be awesome to see Marilyns everywhere!
ReplyDeleteSorry, TTM. I'm not losing my shit. I'm just not giving one. Honestly just impressed by the Dicken's reference in today's photos.
DeleteOnly love, loopymommy!
DeleteKate is a smoker? I had no idea
ReplyDeleteIf u look at the pic that Enty snapped of the Marilyn Monroe impersonator you can now confirm 2 things about Enty.
ReplyDelete1. Enty is indeed a male because you can see his jacket , shirt and tie in the mirrored molding on the wall.
2. Enty doesn't look fat at all...at best he may be stocky build.
I CSI'd that shit out! Lol
So when you can see a woman's serratus anterior everyone talks about how she must have an eating disorder, but when you can see legit ribs, not a peep?
ReplyDeleteI thought this Enty would be buried by dissing Betty White. Maybe some didn't know it was her? In this pic I think Courtney looks halfway decent at least better than she usually does.
ReplyDeleteI wish my daddy was David Beckham. Prince George will one day hate that outfit.
ReplyDelete@magnus all I can see is an upside down man in the reflection of the napkin holder. Or is it a woman? The neckline on the tshirt seems pretty scoop neckef
ReplyDeleteJS, it's a man with a receding headline. Not obese.
DeleteBetty White is in her 90's though so while it doesn't credit her the statement isn't inaccurate.
ReplyDelete@Shit You Can't Buy, most women have one breast slightly smaller that the other, I think usually the left. I guess you could also just say most have a one that's slight bigger than the other. ;)
If you had a bad doctor they would take into these considerations when adjusting the fluid. In her case as fake and unattractive as they look you can see her left breast is sitting under her arm. It's just hidden.
Baby Harlow! I haven't seen pictures of her up close in the last couple of months. This one isn't either but her hair has really lightened up. She's an adorable child.
George does not seem impressed.
ReplyDeleteThose fake breasts are hideous, the very definition of 'bolt on'.
ReplyDeleteBaby George is wearing a ceremonial christening gown. Many of my English relatives of both genders wore the same for their baptisms through the years. George's is a family heirloom I believe.
Oh Courtney... put your tits away.
ReplyDeleteLove Padma's dress. Its very different and fashionable imo. Cool photo of marilyn impers. Harper is so cute with her dad and is a total posh mini me.
ReplyDelete@FS: George is wearing a replication of the original. The Queen had one made to be an exact copy a few years back because the other was too fragile to use anymore. Every one of the Windsors use the same gown for their Christening.
ReplyDeleteI can't stand the stupid hats they wear in London. I know it's tradition and part of their culture...but I can't stand it.
ReplyDeleteGlad to see you back!
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