Monday, October 21, 2013

Owen Wilson Is A No Condom Kind Of Guy

So, Owen Wilson has one child with a woman who says Owen Wilson never wanted to use a condom. Then his married fitness trainer/real estate agent just announced she was pregnant with his child. Now, a woman Owen had sex with last month says she is also pregnant with Owen's baby and another woman he had sex with a few weeks ago says Owen also didn't use a condom with her. At this point Owen must really have designs on some late career reality show. He must be thinking when he is Clint Eastwood's age he wants to have some kind of fallback career and having a family of twenty might be the way to go. You know cash a few of those reality show checks until he dies. I don't think he will be doing directing and he probably won't own a bunch of strip clubs like Luke probably plans on doing so it will be acting and reality shows. Possibly a game show host for Owen too.

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:45 AM

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54 comments:

  1. MontanaMarriott6:50 AM

    Ok, I ask again because I did not get a response the last time, didn't Enty state on here that the first baby was not biologically his?

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    1. Katie7:17 AM

      Yes. He said that many times.

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  2. Anonymous6:52 AM

    Just as I told my former clients : getting pregnant is the lesser of risks resulting from unprotected sex. Owen is an irresponsible child.

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  3. Kelly6:53 AM

    @Montana There were musings that the baby wasn't his, but Enty didn't confirm it for sure I don't believe.

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  4. Cleodacat6:53 AM

    How small his fingers are in relation to his hand!

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  5. TalksTooMuch6:55 AM

    Um, well, congrats to all the happy couples! It sounds like it's dangerous to even brush shoulders with Mr. Fertile here, remember that ladies! He's got you for 18 years!

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  6. Meanie Rhysie6:55 AM

    Holy hell, he's just full of swimmers!

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  7. Karen6:56 AM

    I'm calling it. If all of these women are actually pregnant with his child--I have my doubts, especially since Enty exaggerates like crazy--he needs to be called The Impregnator.

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  8. Meanie Rhysie6:56 AM

    Damn it, @Cleodacat, you made me look!

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  9. skippy6:58 AM

    Very small thin fingers with a square palm ??.

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  10. audrey7:00 AM

    He's giving KFed a good run for his money.

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  11. skippy7:01 AM

    & the thumb is disproportionate!

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  12. MontanaMarriott7:06 AM

    Thanks @Renoblondee

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  13. MISCH7:07 AM

    I guess they figure it beats working for a living

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  14. Beetlejuice7:08 AM

    These women don't like him for his tiny fingers

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  15. Now!7:17 AM

    When he runs out of money, he'll run out of bimbos very quickly.

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  16. Pogue Mahone7:18 AM

    He likes to ride bareback.

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  17. ethorne7:18 AM

    So now all previous 'actor impregnates woman' blinds will be Owen Wilson whether he fits or not.

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    1. LottaColada7:26 AM

      @ethorne lol, great future prediction!

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    2. Beetlejuice7:41 AM

      They can't all be Ryan Phillipe

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  18. Haywood Jablomee7:21 AM

    The Butterfly Stallion can't be broken.

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    1. AB2:11 PM

      Butterscotch. You mean the Butterscotch Stallion.

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    2. AB2:11 PM

      This comment has been removed by the author.

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  19. Anonymous7:22 AM

    Ahem.
    HIV
    Chlamydia
    Herpes
    HEP C
    Gonorrhoea
    HPV
    Syphilis
    Jesus. Use a fucking condom.
    You obviously get around. So be fucking adult about it.
    Dick wad

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    1. SophiaB11:40 AM

      Condoms do not protect from most of these STDs. That is why I quit the biz. Promoting condoms only, and not full barrier safer sex is just insufficient. Just sayin'.

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    2. Anonymous12:12 PM

      Sophia, they help. I'm not "in the biz" but have worked in a sexual trauma clinic as well as a sexual health clinic. Condoms do prevent many STI's. am I wrong for trying to promote SAFER sex? Jesus....
      Ok, kids. DON'T use condoms cos guys don't like the feeling and others question their usefulness.

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  20. White.God.of.Fuck7:25 AM

    I fucking hate rubbers too! Can't blame him one fucking bit.

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  21. White.God.of.Fuck7:26 AM

    And he is also known as the butterscotch stallion, for he is a known fan of analingus. Perhaps he's just too fucked up on smack all the time to care about rubbers.

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  22. Sue7:39 AM

    Have none of these women heard of the pill?

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  23. Its just U7:58 AM

    We'll, if he doesn't want to use a condom I guess that means they don't get a say. Coz, ya know, they don't get to choose what goes into their bodies.

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    1. Anonymous9:08 AM

      It's just u: I wouldn't let anyone's dick near me without a dinger. I agree it's both parties.

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  24. Count Jerkula8:33 AM

    @Rach: Rubbers don't save you from all them things, especially once the slobber and pussy juice starts flowin.

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    1. Anonymous9:07 AM

      Count : if used properly they certainly reduce he risk. Ever known anyone with HIV AIDS? I have. I hate hearing ignorant bullshit. I guess if consenting adults wish to play Russian roulette, they're aware the gun is loaded.

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    2. TalksTooMuch12:50 PM

      Honestly, Count, it's like you are trying to get people to NOT want to sleep with you

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    3. Count Jerkula1:07 PM

      @TTM: you may have misconstrued my comments to mean I don't use rubbers. I do. I have only entered the nether regions of 1 woman sans condom. That was after months of dating and her getting on the pill.

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  25. Unknown8:37 AM

    There must be a decent chance that he is carrying the herpe by now also. The gift that keeps on giving.

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  26. Tru Leigh9:05 AM

    Granted, OWil is a tomcat, but woman can use birth control, too.

    Sounds like there are plenty of women who use child support as guaranteed income for at least 18 years.

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    1. Unknown9:22 AM

      Tru- all the more reason to not be stupid and cover up.

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  27. caralw9:11 AM

    I have liked him in some movies. He looks bloated in this pic. He needs to put a rubber on it, but he's no different in that regards than other actors.

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  28. Anonymous9:15 AM

    for Count and Massive G

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    1. Lucas9:39 AM

      Well, THAT was a helluva way to start my morning.

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  29. nurysp9:48 AM

    does he have a death wish?

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  30. packer10:03 AM

    packer said,
    I read item at blindgossip that a revealed on the Owens brothers and how many babies they had out of wed lock. Owen I read has 4 I think.

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  31. crila1611:01 AM

    It takes 2 to be irresponsible. Owen's a pig and a slut...and these girls are stupid to sleep with a straight male celebrity who has a rep for sleeping around.

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  32. Henriette12:08 PM

    Let us not forget that virgins are bad though.

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  33. Count Jerkula12:36 PM

    @rach: had a family member die of AIDS in the early 90s.

    I am pro-rubbers, much as I hate em, but anyone who thinks they are a security blanket is mistaken.

    @Henriette: only 40year old ones who are too damagws to allow themselves to live a full life.

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    1. Anonymous3:00 PM

      Sorry to hear that Count. It's horrid. It's like wearing sunscreen, or not smoking. You may still get cancer, but it's better to do all you can to prevent it, no?

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  34. Alexa Rose2:32 PM

    I wonder if these ladies are all hoping to knocked up by him and therefore don't insist on a condom? It is more likely they will end up with an STD than a baby though. Gross.

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  35. Anonymous3:56 PM

    Owen sounds as if he might be a few sandwiches short of a picnic ...

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  36. NaughtyNurse4:45 PM

    With all that unprotected sex, Owen will be lucky to live to Clint's ripe old age.

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  37. auntliddy8:22 PM

    No condoms = hello daddy!

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    1. Anonymous10:42 PM

      Auntliddy: sing that to the tune of Hello Dolly!

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  38. __-__=__6:21 AM

    Thank you Blake!

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