Plagued by cheating rumors and enough blind items to fill a bathtub Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have officially called it quits. The couple has been together for three years and I'm pretty sure that Miranda was not faithful during any of those years. Orlando had his ups and downs in that department too but Miranda may have set a record. I have been telling you this for ages and that they were alternating with their son but like most celebrity couples they don't like to admit defeat when someone calls them out so they pretended to stick together for almost a year. Orlando's people did the announcing so he must have grown tired of the game first. Yes, it was a "joint" statement but it came from his people. If it had come from her that would mean she was going public with one of her guys.
I will say that it looks like they have this custody sharing thing down to a science and juggle their schedules with their son really well. Of course they have had a year to get that rhythm going so...
So not shocked...But she's too old and too late now to try and get Leo...!
ReplyDeleteIt's a pretty simple equation. Two gorgeous people with access to a vast number of other gorgeous people + geographical distance = infidelity.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why she would want Leo. Dude's grumpy and bloated. I sat through 'The Great Gatsby' wishing I were watching Ryan Gosling in the lead role.
Shiiiit
Delete@Nutty Bc Kerr gets off on proximity to fame. Doesn't matter how bad Leo's bloat face gets, as long as it gets her picture taken.
DeleteIt's on time Enty!
ReplyDeleteLooks like we're in for a Kerr-Bloom Reveal Spectacular this weekend.
ReplyDeleteThe statement is interesting why admit to being split for months unless someone is ready to step out with a new love buddy or Kerr finally got busted with another dude.
Sounds like they're covering their asses.
she's not enough blond and young(and don't forget she has a kid) for Dicaprio and according to some rumors,he's gay and she was his beard so it's really cheating?
ReplyDeletei guess the divorce will be amical because they seem to care about their kid's well-being
Agree with @Nutty
ReplyDelete@Kristin: +1
ReplyDelete"It's a pretty simple equation. Two gorgeous people with access to a vast number of other gorgeous people + geographical distance = infidelity " so true
ReplyDeleteOrlando isnt gay. If we are to believe Ent, he revealed OB cheating with a plus size model. Im assuming it was a female model.
ReplyDeleteOrlando come cry on my shoulder,boo.
ReplyDeleteI know right?
DeleteDragon, I call dibs on that
Delete@nothanks pass him down when ur done.
Delete@Dragon, please ask him to bring his Legolas outfit. Rawr.
DeleteSo is Orlando the closet chubby chaser? It must be revealed now!
ReplyDeleteDiCrapio won't look twice at her! She's not in the latest VC catalog, and she's past 30 now with a kid. That would not make DiCrapio, who's true love is Lukas Hass, look good and envied by men everywhere.
ReplyDeleteShe seems good with the baby but I think this chick's real love interest is the mirror.
ReplyDeleteThey look like male/female versions of each other. Their kid will be a cutie
ReplyDeleteMiranda, if you like pudgy older perverts with good oral skills, get in touch.
ReplyDeleteShe was his beard and he her sperm donor, people.
ReplyDeleteThis makes me sad. Can't really explain it, but it just does.
ReplyDeleteI like him so I am Team Orlando. I dont know who the hell she even is..A model or something? Boooorrring!
ReplyDeleteI guess he will need some hard core comforting. I will step up to the plate and take one for the team...
ReplyDeleteI heard Orlando might have a thing for his Romeo & Juliet co-star, Condola Rashad? That could be an interesting turn of events.
ReplyDeleteI thought they broke up months ago. So I guess I'm ambivalent. Lol
ReplyDeleteI have this fantasy picture of Orlando with a 300 pound woman feeding her Doublestuff Oreos and telling her he left his stick thin wife for her.
ReplyDeleteI love you, Orlando!! ;-)
ReplyDelete@V
ReplyDeleteThe black girl? He's been fucking her since the thing started.
Yup @Ian, the "black girl". I did hear from a fairly reliable source that they were probably sleeping together.
Delete^^^ The Rashad girl and him are no secret... check out the steamy kissing they do in their Broadway show.
ReplyDeleteCall me, Orlando.
ReplyDeleteThere are so many Miranda cheating blinds that I'm not sure how he could stand it.
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