National Enquirer Blind Item
Here’s an item that’ll strike you blind: What famed female host of a major TV talk show, known to be a notorious attention-’ho, pulled a stunning shocker when she stood chatting with a group of lesbian crew members backstage – then abruptly lifted up her blouse, bared her perky pair and exclaimed to the gaping ladies:
“I have to admit that my one regret, before I got married, was that I’d never had a hot, sexy, lesbian relationship with a woman.”
Marveled my on-set spywitness: “Rather than being flattered, the ladies found the star’s raunchy crack appalling and off-the-wall!”
(Oh, lighten up, grrrls!)
Bethenny
ReplyDeletePerky pair= Kelly Ripa?
ReplyDeleteHaven't seen one of these in a while. That being said prob - ripa. Bethenny could do it now.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the Bethenny guess. Trying to be edgy and everything.
ReplyDeleteBethenny is single.
DeleteDivorcing. Not quite single yet.
DeleteMy point being that she can sleep with whoever she wants now.
DeleteGawd I really am no good at blinds. I should stay out of these rooms. . .
DeleteNo keep on guessing - it does sound like something she would say but I don't think it is her for that reason. That's how we work these things out sometimes.
DeleteActually, I think both of those work together - she's not quite single yet, so saying that was her one regret before could mean now she has the opportunity to fulfill it.
DeleteBethenny is one of those real housewives, right?
Sorry, the above was @texas rose & @sugar.
Delete@TR @Sugar @Seven I think because her divorce is so ugly she can't get caught stepping out with another dude yet.
DeleteQueen Latifah *jokes*
ReplyDeleteWendy Williams? I hope not. Seems like something she would do though lol.
ReplyDeleteKris Jenner LOL
ReplyDeleteKris Jenner LOL
ReplyDeleteThat is indeed appalling. And just dumb. Men might find that hot, women? Not so much.
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ReplyDeleteI think this was written to be Julie Chen. Either way, the Ent that is obsessed with trying to out people needs to take a hike.
Of course not before giving us ALMOST reveals, though.
(disclaimer) Hit the road jax and don't you come back no more no more..
no more no more
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Ripa is damn near flat chested. Nothing perky about an ironing board (and I say this as a fellow ironing board).
ReplyDeleteI think this is totally Wendy Williams.
ReplyDeleteJenny mc carthy
ReplyDeleteI have lesbian friends and they LOATHE how straight chicks approaching middle age try to pull the "I'm so daring and bored. I'll flirt with a lesbian!" As if all lesbians will jump at the chance to sleep with a bored straight bird. It can actually be offensive. Not ALL women are attractive to gay women. They have personal tastes and preferences like anyone else.
ReplyDelete@Rach - preach!
Delete"Yeah why do all women think if you tell them you're gay then you're automatically hot for them" seems to be a common sentiment. "Honestly you're not that hot." Goes the same for men but we call that homophobia.
DeleteNever mind, Jenny not married
ReplyDeleteDo you really think there is a chance that she hasn't swam in the woman pond before also:)
DeleteSupped from the furry cup.
DeleteI can see why the lesbian employees would be offended by an employer's assumption that showing them her tits would automatically result in attraction. What a moron. And, yes, that is sexual harassment. Just because there's no man involved doesn't make it less so.
ReplyDeleteYou're right Amartel. Total sexual harassment.
DeleteHard to believe it was an adult.
ReplyDeleteAs the maths teacher said to her students : "Check out my ticks!"
ReplyDeleteElizabeth Hasselback would probably disgust people at Fox News if she had done this.
ReplyDeleteI kissed a girl and I liked it. The taste of her cherry Chapstick.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry to the moms in the audience, but after a couple kids, I doubt Ripa's tits are perky.
ReplyDeleteCount : this is the land of plastic surgery and vaginal reconstructions. ANYTHING is possible.
DeleteI don't think this is Kelly Ripa, not that she isn't capable of something like this but she is as flat chested as they come.
ReplyDeletesmall breasts are often referred to as 'perky'
DeleteI thought Oprah until the word "perky". Damn.
ReplyDeleteThat is sexual harassment. I hope they sue.
ReplyDeleteJulie Chen
ReplyDeleteJoy behar
ReplyDeleteNot clear whether the hostess in question is on verge of divorce--but even if she was, Bethenny F hosts a blink-&you'll-miss-it talk show--not "Major," despite Ellen's backing. Even if she wanted to give her ex-to-be an additional knee to the groin? Ick; the notion of Ms Frankel flashing her t*ts at bored lesbian techies is too scary to deal with.
ReplyDeleteI'd vote for Kelly Ripa because she probably has a much better cosmetic surgeon, & may be desperate to stay "Relevant." Also, tho' Kelly's tech crew is not as likely to include a cluster of gay females... I like imagining their immediate response to a Kelly Ripa b**b flash/proposition, i.e., [sound: fade up crickets chirping].
Wendy Williams?
ReplyDelete@texas rose: many variety of small breast. Sure "perky" is one but there are also flapjacks, fried eggs and nubbins which all.conjure a different mental picture.
ReplyDeleteRipa is CONCAVE in the boobage department--not a chance in hell that her's would be considered perky on any planet
ReplyDeleteI could so see Kathie Lee doing this.
ReplyDeleteRachel Ray....1st time posting
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