Tuesday, October 08, 2013

National Enquirer Blind Item

Here’s an item that’ll strike you blind: What famed female host of a major TV talk show, known to be a notorious attention-’ho, pulled a stunning shocker when she stood chatting with a group of lesbian crew members backstage – then abruptly lifted up her blouse, bared her perky pair and exclaimed to the gaping ladies:

“I have to admit that my one regret, before I got married, was that I’d never had a hot, sexy, lesbian relationship with a woman.”

Marveled my on-set spywitness: “Rather than being flattered, the ladies found the star’s raunchy crack appalling and off-the-wall!”

(Oh, lighten up, grrrls!)

48 comments:

  1. Perky pair= Kelly Ripa?

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  2. Haven't seen one of these in a while. That being said prob - ripa. Bethenny could do it now.

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  3. I agree with the Bethenny guess. Trying to be edgy and everything.

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    1. Bethenny is single.

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    2. Divorcing. Not quite single yet.

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    3. My point being that she can sleep with whoever she wants now.

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    4. Gawd I really am no good at blinds. I should stay out of these rooms. . .

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    5. No keep on guessing - it does sound like something she would say but I don't think it is her for that reason. That's how we work these things out sometimes.

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    6. Actually, I think both of those work together - she's not quite single yet, so saying that was her one regret before could mean now she has the opportunity to fulfill it.

      Bethenny is one of those real housewives, right?

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    7. Sorry, the above was @texas rose & @sugar.

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    8. @TR @Sugar @Seven I think because her divorce is so ugly she can't get caught stepping out with another dude yet.

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  4. Queen Latifah *jokes*

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  5. Wendy Williams? I hope not. Seems like something she would do though lol.

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  6. That is indeed appalling. And just dumb. Men might find that hot, women? Not so much.

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  7. I think this was written to be Julie Chen. Either way, the Ent that is obsessed with trying to out people needs to take a hike.
    Of course not before giving us ALMOST reveals, though.

    (disclaimer) Hit the road jax and don't you come back no more no more..

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  8. no more no more

    (left that out. Sorry)

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  9. Ripa is damn near flat chested. Nothing perky about an ironing board (and I say this as a fellow ironing board).

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  10. I think this is totally Wendy Williams.

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  11. Anonymous9:08 AM

    I have lesbian friends and they LOATHE how straight chicks approaching middle age try to pull the "I'm so daring and bored. I'll flirt with a lesbian!" As if all lesbians will jump at the chance to sleep with a bored straight bird. It can actually be offensive. Not ALL women are attractive to gay women. They have personal tastes and preferences like anyone else.

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    1. "Yeah why do all women think if you tell them you're gay then you're automatically hot for them" seems to be a common sentiment. "Honestly you're not that hot." Goes the same for men but we call that homophobia.

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  12. Never mind, Jenny not married

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    1. Do you really think there is a chance that she hasn't swam in the woman pond before also:)

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    2. Anonymous9:15 AM

      Supped from the furry cup.

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  13. I can see why the lesbian employees would be offended by an employer's assumption that showing them her tits would automatically result in attraction. What a moron. And, yes, that is sexual harassment. Just because there's no man involved doesn't make it less so.

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    1. You're right Amartel. Total sexual harassment.

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  14. Hard to believe it was an adult.

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  15. Anonymous9:33 AM

    As the maths teacher said to her students : "Check out my ticks!"

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  16. Elizabeth Hasselback would probably disgust people at Fox News if she had done this.

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  17. Anonymous9:52 AM

    I kissed a girl and I liked it. The taste of her cherry Chapstick.

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  18. I'm sorry to the moms in the audience, but after a couple kids, I doubt Ripa's tits are perky.

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    1. Anonymous9:59 AM

      Count : this is the land of plastic surgery and vaginal reconstructions. ANYTHING is possible.

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  19. Anonymous10:10 AM

    I don't think this is Kelly Ripa, not that she isn't capable of something like this but she is as flat chested as they come.

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    1. small breasts are often referred to as 'perky'

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  20. I thought Oprah until the word "perky". Damn.

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  21. That is sexual harassment. I hope they sue.

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  22. Anonymous12:32 PM

    Julie Chen

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  23. Not clear whether the hostess in question is on verge of divorce--but even if she was, Bethenny F hosts a blink-&you'll-miss-it talk show--not "Major," despite Ellen's backing. Even if she wanted to give her ex-to-be an additional knee to the groin? Ick; the notion of Ms Frankel flashing her t*ts at bored lesbian techies is too scary to deal with.

    I'd vote for Kelly Ripa because she probably has a much better cosmetic surgeon, & may be desperate to stay "Relevant." Also, tho' Kelly's tech crew is not as likely to include a cluster of gay females... I like imagining their immediate response to a Kelly Ripa b**b flash/proposition, i.e., [sound: fade up crickets chirping].

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  24. Wendy Williams?

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  25. @texas rose: many variety of small breast. Sure "perky" is one but there are also flapjacks, fried eggs and nubbins which all.conjure a different mental picture.

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  26. Ripa is CONCAVE in the boobage department--not a chance in hell that her's would be considered perky on any planet

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  27. I could so see Kathie Lee doing this.

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