Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Miranda Lambert And Blake Shelton Cheating With Every One

This week The Enquirer comes as close to anyone has about the names of the up and coming country singers that Blake Shelton had an affair with and also names names on some of Miranda Lambert's affairs. The thing is they don't go all the way and name the names. As for Blake they talk about the blonde he was with last week who he has been acting inappropriately with but not much else. It is probably why they only give the headline a tiny place on the cover.

The problem has been and continues to be a lack of people willing to actually name names on the record or take a lie detector test. One of the women is a gossip open secret and has the initials of a frequent NBA all-star. I don't know the name of the other up and coming country star. I do know that both Blake and Miranda seem ok with all the cheating so maybe they have an open marriage. The thing is it is tough to have an open marriage if you are a public figure unless you come out publicly and say that you have one because every one just assumed you are cheating otherwise.

I don't know what you expect considering their history. It is not like either of them were faithful before.


20 comments:

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  2. Are you saying that they are giving an "Almost Reveal"?

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  3. I hope someone knows enough about both NBA stars and country music to solve this subtle BI.

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  4. Taylor Swift?

    For the note, Sheldon left last week's party ALONE

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  5. Blake has tweeted about how much he loves Laura Bell Bundy's music. She has the same initials as Larry Bird who played in the all star game 12 times.

    It's a guess, anyway. Might keep looking.

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  6. Jana Kramer might work too - she's touring with Blake, which makes it awfully easy to sleep together. Her initials match Jason Kidd's (10 games).

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  7. Screw hearing about Blake & Miranda whatever ... I want hear about greedy Caroline Kennedy selling mommy & daddy's belongings.

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  8. Or any other Kennedy deets. Those are always way more fun.

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  9. For the life of me I can't figure out why anyone cares. I'm not a fan of either of these people so maybe i'd care if I was.

    Frankly, I never assume that people are having a monogamous relationship. Just because that's what I chose to do, I don't assume that other couples are doing the same. PLUS, if its on the cover of a magazine I figure that the (possibly) wronged spouse already knows about it - or soon will.

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  10. Maybe they have an open relationship, anyone think of that?

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  11. Yes, it says as much in the story itself

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  12. Casidy Pope = CP3 (Chris Paul 3rd, NBA all star)

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  13. Nobody's talkin cuz Miranda b a crazy bitch who carries a gun!!!! I wouldn't touch him for shit. (besides, if it's not Johnny Cash or Patsy Cline, I HATE country music). So he'd b a no go for me anyhow.

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  14. I like both of them as a couple and individual artists. I know Ent hates Blake, but if Miranda has her own deals going, who gives a crap?

    Keep moving, nothing to see here.

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  15. The tabloids need to learn the names of more than 5 country artists. There's a lot better dirt out there than what they're making up.

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  16. Nice headlining by the sub-editor there about OJ stabbing someone in the back...

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  17. Maybe they're both bangin' the Swon Brothers?

    With a honey in the middle, there's some leeway. :-)

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  18. Miranda would kill him. Have you ever listened to her music? His career would be over if he were caught and didn't have dirt on her. Country fans wouldn't accept an open marriage. It takes years to rehab an image if you are the bad guy in the marriage.

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  19. Blech. Who cares about either of them? And not for nothin', but I think that Miranda's whole "I'd cut your balls off" 'tude is a whole lot of bull.

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