I never thought I would feel sorry for a guy who created the name Mike WILL made It but I do for a couple of minutes anyway. From now on we are just going to call the guy MWMI and I am open to any suggestions for future references to his name just in case I lose my mind and actually write about him again. MWMI thought he had a one on one relationship with Miley. Well, considering he started the relationship while Liam Hemsworth was still living at her house and still having sex with Miley when they both got wasted MWMI might have been expecting too much. Apparently Miley is only into MWMI for as long as it was useful and has already moved on to Rolling Stone and US Weekly heir Theo Wenner. Yeah, you read that last part right. There will be no bashing Miley in US Weekly as long as Miley is sharing the bed of Theo Wenner.
Miley wants to be exclusive with Theo and wants to be with him forever. Yeah, the same person who gave an interview last week who said she is obsessed with being alone and single has been throwing herself at Theo Wenner. She is smart enough to realize though that Theo might dump her until she can really get her talon like tongue in him so has been stringing along MWMI with hugs and some sexting.
Mike WILL be stoopid
ReplyDeleteWho and what, what?
ReplyDeleteIt's going to be fun watching this moron totally eff up her life. In 15 years she is going to be a pill popping drunk with 10 abortions and 5 DUIs and 15 rehabs and 3 kids by 3 different guys. She's got lots of money right now, around $125M. Let's see how much she still has after her 3rd divorce.
ReplyDeleteHe looks a lot like Nicholas Hoult and I got very worried for a moment.
ReplyDeleteMiley knows what she's doing.
ReplyDeleteShe. Is. Hideous.
ReplyDeleteSeriously the fact that anybody wants to get within 20 feet of that human sack of embarrassment is the real news. I'm surprised she can attract anything but female plumbers with unshaven legs with that dumbass haircut.
Ugh even her nipples are trying too hard
ReplyDeleteMiley is disgusting right now, but she is not dumb. She is walking madonna's eighties path. I don't think she will likely become a LiLo or Bynes, it would surprise me less if she was pathetically trying to be a sex symbol fifty years from now, still popping out her tongue as a KISS frontman, but in a very less sexy way.
ReplyDeleteThis is what 20 year olds do. They sleep with different people and have fun.
ReplyDeleteOnly a few months ago everyone was bitching about her being too young to be engaged. They split up and she's back out there and now that's wrong too.
Give it a rest folks.
Haha, MerrYB
ReplyDeleteMiley is a serial relationship person. I can't say monogamist, because she has slept around a bit. But she always has a main relationship going. She will get her talons into the Wenner boy, while she spreads the love around. Whatever. She is too young for settling down. Let her play around and work all this out of her system.
Heh? Who is this person?
ReplyDeleteThank God I'm not the only person who has absolutely no idea who this is.
ReplyDeleteSo I saw music video with MWMI and Miley Cyrus for "23" and I almost died laughing is this bish out her mind? Nothing about her look is appealing or sexy to me. Come on Destiny Hope (lol) stop it.
ReplyDeleteMiley is in her early 20's. There's still time for her to grow up. She's a celeb with the world at her fingertips and just about any guy will date her, whether they like her or not.
ReplyDeleteI just hope she doesn't get pregnant until she's older, more mature, off the drugs, learns to contain her tongue, and in a serious committed relationship with someone who really cares about her.
The difference between Madonna and Miley is that Madonna pushed the envelope in an attempt to be artsy. Miley tore it open in a desperate way. Good luck to her.
ReplyDeleteTheo Wenner looks like his eyes have the continental drift thing going on and will meet again on the back of his skull in his mid 70s or so.
ReplyDeleteAnd Miley, hun? See a doctor about that thrush on your tongue. Or at least invest in a tongue scraper. You have enough cash, dear.
Come on Miley. This dude isn't going to leak a coke fueled cell phone sex tape. When you gonna get the kind of man the public wants you with?
ReplyDeleteP.S. We all know you are too much woman for one man, Miley. I think your leaked sex tape should be 2 dudes tag teaming you. No bim has done that yet, and you are on a mission to be a trendsetter, yes? Since you are into making the songs kids wanna hear at the club, make a Walk of Shame song and "leak" the tape with its release. That right there is PR GOLD!
Matter of fact, you should co-opt Walk of Shame songs, like Swifty has break up songs. It could be your genre. More trendsetting.
I'd also like to see you do a cover of Smell Yo Dick.
Ready to bet dollars to donuts she has pArticipated in trains and the such. Any girl that fulfills fantasies of being pimped out by snoop has done the rapper groupie act, trust. It just takes one sneaked in cell phone and one dude willing to make $. I give it a year tops.
DeleteDoesn't seem that long ago she was going on about wearing a purity ring...
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking Mike WON'T make it to the bank in time to deposit Miley's tongue scraper rebate check.
ReplyDeletePeople really need to try a little harder at originality. Lady Gaga, Will.i.am, Madonna - those are original. Mike WILL make it? Sounds like a Pepsi commercial.
What could Miley have to say to Theo Wenner? Does she ask him why his dad puts Bob Dylan on the cover of their magazine so often?
ReplyDeleteWhy does Theo Wenner look so much like Theo from the Real World?
ReplyDelete@JBE: What does Miley say to Wenner? Hmmmm......I'm gonna guess something like "Ifn yer pappy puts mah on da cover ahl letcha put it in mah buuutt. Ifn y'all gets me sum weed tewnite, ahl swaller. "
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ReplyDeleteThis guy was dating Liv Tyler a couple of years ago. This is not a step down, it's a whole floor down.
ReplyDeleteThat picture of her hurts my feelings. Blech.
ReplyDeleteAnd here we all are, talking about Miley. Again. Mission accomplished for a very savvy young woman.
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