Thursday, October 17, 2013

Mike Myers' Wife Is Pregnant

It remains to be seen how Kelly Tisdale got pregnant but the wife of Mike Myers is pregnant with the couple's second child. You know, I forgot Mike Myers even existed. He was everywhere forever and then made a couple of vanity projects that he alone thought were funny. They bombed and he hasn't been seen since. Unless an Austin Powers movie gets back into the pipeline I'm wondering what he is going to do or maybe he doesn't want to do anything but sit at home and watch hockey players on his television all day while he dreams of the glory he once had. Congratulations to the happy couple.

Posted by ent lawyer at 8:00 AM

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57 comments:

  1. hollywood dime8:02 AM

    Who's the father?! Because the last time I saw mike Myers was at a BBQ and he was with a guy who was CLEARLY his boyfriend.

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  2. Beetlejuice8:04 AM

    If Kim K can get pregnant, Mike Myers wife can too.

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  3. Unknown8:05 AM

    He is gay right?

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  4. Unknown8:05 AM

    I'm sure he's just fine with all that Shrek money.

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  5. Orvilla Bedinbacher8:05 AM

    you guys are so funny. laughing so hard at these comments!

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  6. Kno Won8:08 AM

    He undoubtedly has enough $$ to retire. I wouldn't work if I didn't have to.

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  7. MontanaMarriott8:10 AM

    Uhm the SHREK franchise has made him a crapload of money so he is beyond fine.

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  8. Unknown8:15 AM

    Still traumatized after watching the cat in the hat and love guru.

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    1. LottaColada8:18 AM

      @Kron he completely fucked up The Cat in the Hat and because of that, only animations are to be done for Suess films from now on.

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    2. Anonymous8:36 AM

      Agree. Truly awful. I loved the first couple austin powers movies though,

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  9. Count Jerkula8:17 AM

    First Wayne's World. That is the last Mike Myers movie I watched from start to finish. I was like 14 at the time, so I deserve a pass for it.

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    1. Anonymous12:35 PM

      Count : Shawing! Awesome movie. I almost forgive him for everything else that followed.

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  10. Lucas8:22 AM

    I loved "So I Married an Axe Murderer".

    Woman. Wo-man. Whoa man. She stole my heart and my cat.

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    1. Oopsy_Daisy8:11 PM

      I make this joke often and no one ever gets the reference. :(

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    2. Lily11:05 PM

      You are not alone! I loved that part too!

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    3. Anonymous12:36 PM

      Lucas : (in Scottish accent) "it's like an orange on a toothpick!"
      "Go cry into your enormous pillow!"

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  11. Haywood Jablomee8:28 AM

    Very catty of Enty, borderline road rage/roid rage - does his dog repeatedly crap in your yard?

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  12. MnGddess8:37 AM

    He majorly pings the gaydar for me...

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  13. caralw8:39 AM

    Ummm, this Enty is annoying.

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  14. Ryan8:48 AM

    He hasn't disapeared. Shrek. He's made a living off of Shrek for 15 years, and it's been a damn good living.

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  15. Bohemian Midnight in Brooklyn8:53 AM

    I have heard the stories about him being a jerk, but I have to say, I was a bar in the LES in Manhattan with a group of friends and super politely gave up his seat at the bar for us with a smile.

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  16. Murphy9:05 AM

    Hey, if she's happy then who cares.

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  17. Kelly9:12 AM

    A Travolta type set up I bet.

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  18. FrenchGirl9:14 AM

    Wayne's World power !

    congrats!

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  19. skimpymist9:21 AM

    Hmmm that is a good question, what happened to mike myers just like I want to know where is freddie prinz jr. The last time I saw him was on the season premiere of bones. His acting skills tanked but maybe that's due to having to deal with SMG suppressing him for years

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  20. KittyKatMeow9:22 AM

    He's gay?????

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  21. JoElla9:27 AM

    @Lucas I love that movie!

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  22. Della9:41 AM

    Who cares if he does nothing. He is worth more than 150 million dollars.
    This Enty sucks!

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  23. amused bush9:44 AM

    @Lucas, <3 so I married an axe murderer! Definitely my favorite Mike Meyers film ;)

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  24. Unknown9:50 AM

    "@Kron he completely fucked up The Cat in the Hat and because of that, only animations are to be done for Suess films from now on."

    Did Jim Carrey already do that with live action How the Grinch Stole Xmas"

    I could have told someone in charge for free that live action versions of children's stories, bad idea.

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    1. LottaColada12:52 PM

      @Tina - Jim Carrey didn't add a level of perversion to Grinch the way Myers did.

      As a result of frequent mature themes, the widow of Theodor "Dr. Seuss" Geisel (who holds the rights to his work) declared that there are to be no more live-action movies based on the works of Dr. Seuss, arguing that the film has clearly deviated from her late husband's family-friendly work.

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  25. Unknown9:53 AM

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  26. Unknown9:53 AM

    Well not Dr. Suess anyway.

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  27. PotPourri10:18 AM

    He's set for like on Shrek!

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  28. Unknown10:21 AM

    He looks younger now than he did in Wayne's World.

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  29. Della10:27 AM

    What happened to Dana Carvey? I want to see the church lady again.

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  30. ethorne11:03 AM

    There's another Tisdale?

    So I Married an Axe Murderer is a classic!!

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  31. Anonymous11:16 AM

    Another Axe Murderer lover here!!!

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  32. ohcowie11:56 AM

    you "axe murderer" fans - i watched it getting filmed outside my apartment in north beach. so exciting with that karmann ghia. though i didn't actually like the movie.
    what i'm really wondering is why people do bearding anymore. would linda richman be mad if he came out or something? i don't get it.

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  33. 8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob12:07 PM

    "Halloween 20XX, the son of gay Michael Myers".
    Is this Tisdale relative to Ashley? I like Candance more since I know she is a freak fucking.

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  34. TalksTooMuch12:32 PM

    I loved So I Married An Axe Murderer. HEED! I'm pretty sure he was completely outed by Lainey, wasn't he? I really don't get relationships like this that end in children.

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    1. ethorne12:53 PM

      @TTM, Cry yourself to sleep on your huge pillow HED! :D

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    2. Anonymous12:38 PM

      Ethorne: I also quoted that! Love it! "It's like Sputnik!"

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  35. Sherry12:37 PM

    Gay people want children too. If it works for them who are we to criticise? And why is my phone British?

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  36. Elissa12:55 PM

    I must have missed some Mike-Myers-is-an-asshole posts, because I don't understand all the snark. But if a man who has made many hit movies wants to stop working so hard and "sit at home and watch hockey players on his television all day", I say more power to him.
    If he IS gay, then surely his wife knows and it in no way means that he can't be a great father to his children.

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  37. TalksTooMuch1:16 PM

    I don't think there is anything wrong with gay people wanting children, or that gay people can't be good parents. IF this IS a bearding relationship, that is, one based on lying publicly about your sexual orientation, then what are the kid(s) gonna think their parents marriage is aboot? Daddy has a boyfriend and Mommy shops a lot? That is assuming that any of this is true, of course.

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  38. TalksTooMuch2:38 PM

    Although I guess you could say that about all sham marriages.

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  39. Krissie2:49 PM

    Enty didn't mention the best part of all this, which is that Mike Meyers already has a kid named Spike Meyers. Makes me wonder what the next one will be. Ike Meyers if it's a boy??

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  40. Kelly4:13 PM

    HED. MOVE. NOW!

    Haha. Our son had an extraordinarily large noggin when he was little and we used to say that to him.

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  41. Unknown5:47 PM

    @ohcowie linda would get too verklemped and we will have to talk amongst ourselves. :)

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  42. Rhody6:01 PM

    I don't think I've ever heard gay rumers about him. I could see why he'd have a beard/first wife back when he was huge but why bother getting married when his star has faded? Why not just do a Kevin Spacey and stay singe? Just to have the kids?
    Has he been the subject of another blind?

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  43. LiteraryLauraEtc6:23 PM

    Axe murderer is one of my all time favorite movies!!

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  44. Alexa Rose6:59 PM

    I would never have thought he was gay. Huh. Anyway, congrats to him and the Missus on their happy news.

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  45. Paint Chips8:07 PM

    Watching hockey players - hilarious.

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  46. Aoife11:13 PM

    Sheesh. When I read the title my first response was "by who".

    Whatever makes them happy. I just hope the child is loved and cared for.

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  47. fouxdafafa1:51 AM

    I believe that Col. Sanders heads up the Pentavirate. And I also believe Mike Myers is straight.

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    1. Anonymous12:40 PM

      Fouxdafafa:
      "Oh, I'm the Colonel! Come and eat my chicken!"

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