Lots of celebrities enjoy opening their own restaurants or clubs because they want a place to act like a big shot and to eat and drink for free. Lindsay Lohan has never shown any interest in that and has kept her vanity projects limited to clothing lines and a series of Eastern European pick pocket academies. Now, according to
Radar Lindsay wants to open her own rehab center and then franchise them throughout the world. Lindsay says she knows what works and doesn't work and wants to share her knowledge with the world. Her dad also wants to open a rehab place so they could compete for customers or just shuttle people back and forth between the two until all of the customers have run through their money or their insurance.
I can't imagine trusting my money with Lindsay especially with something like recovery. Yes, she has been over a handful of times but this is Lindsay Lohan we are talking about here. I guess this could be like Hair Club For Men. She is not only the founder she is a customer.
Good grief she never quits........Lindsay you're the last person I would go to for help.
ReplyDeleteI'd go there for shiz. They'd have the best drugs.
DeleteI don't even feel bad for her. It is way past time for her to get her shit together. She is strictly bad choices even though she knows better. Privileged cunt.
ReplyDeleteNo worries, it will NEVER happen. She can't afford to do it, and no one will finance her. Remember her attorney telling the judge she couldn't afford therapy? It would take her years of dating her scumy overseas guys, and even then she would have to actually save the money, which would never happen.
ReplyDeleteShe's only 27 but looks 50 in that picture
ReplyDeleteShe used to be so pretty. She's so unattractive and freaky looking now. Pre-mature aging too.
ReplyDeleteShe probably figures that when people check into rehab center they are forced to dump there stash at front door or that rooms can be searched for stashes. That could be a nice free source of drugs for her and she wouldn't have to fuck anybody to get them.
ReplyDeleteshe has been to rehab 8 times! She can call it 8 is Enough
ReplyDeleteRadar misunderstood, Lindsay wants to open a tab. That's the only way the story would make sense. I guess she and Vikram stay home and use now so she can stay on Oprah's payroll.
ReplyDeleteHell Lindsay, try being sober for a year before you tell people "what works".
ReplyDeleteI still don't buy that she is sober- especially when she males delusional statements like this one.
A year? I was thinking a minimum of five years sober. Heck, look at the struggles Anthony Kiedis went through before he was finally clean. Even then, he's a drug addict who isn't doing drugs at the moment. He acknowledges that one slip and he could end up right back where he started.
ReplyDeleteHe was five years clean when a dentist injected him with a narcotic-like drug for a dental procedure, and that's all it took for him to spiral out of control again.
Well owning the business would save her a lot of cash on her own recovery! How much would she have spent on her 2456842 trips to rehab now?
ReplyDeleteIt would certainly be better than Narconon. :)
ReplyDelete"Imma start my OWN rehab! With blackjack and hookers! Ahhh, forget the blackjack..."
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