Kris Jenner Needs A Favor
Kim - (while cruising from one mirror to another in her room) What is it?
Kris - I need you to pose half naked and Instagram it. Also, try and get Kanye to pretend he likes it.
Kim- Why wouldn't he like it?
Kris - I don't have time to talk about that now I just hired an 18 year old male stripper and mama needs a tequila shot off his body. Can you take a photo and post it? I need to take away some of the bad publicity that keeps raining down on me from every one not named Harvey. Hang on honey. (in the background you can hear Kris yelling, "Grind it. Yeah, show me how you use it. That is what I call a gold medal. Your name isn't Bruce is it kid?")
Kim- I have lots of photos ready to go. What do you think I do all day?
Kris - I thought you might be playing with North.
Kim - Who?
Kris- Your kid
Kim- Oh yeah. I should go find her.
Kris- So what kind of photos do you have?
Kim- Everything from full spread naked to bikini to topless. Just like you taught me.
Kris- Something classy. Make it something in white. (in the background you hear Kris saying, "Is that real? It's so so big.") I have to go Kim.
Really? She needs to stop.
ReplyDeleteQUIT WITH THE K's!
ReplyDelete..and dayamn. I've owned horses with smaller fannies.
Her ass is huge. she is a beautiful woman but her ass is giving me nausea and Im not pregnant yet
ReplyDeleteKPig has a fat ass.
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ReplyDeleteAnyone else hear "Fat-bottomed girls"? ;)
ReplyDeleteBut what freaks me out is the blonde hair.
MelencOly: yeah, the whe Queen video clip ran through my mind. I'd hate to see her on a bike. She'd swallow the seat.
DeleteSo I guess since it's a slow news day the Enties are just gonna troll.
ReplyDeleteShe looks horrible with that hair color.
ReplyDeleteShe is pulling a JLo
DeleteLMAO, good one Enty lol
ReplyDeleteSide boob!
ReplyDeleteHaha Mwl Baby, all I heard was
ReplyDeleteOh MY Gawd
Becky, look at that butt.
Then a whinny.
Finds
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Pleasing
Just make sure not to disrupt the herd. Don't need a stampede.
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I can't bother reading this because my eyes glaze over whenever I see Kardash.....
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm about to break my cardinal rule about saying I don't give a fuck about something on this blog, because I find that to be incredibly rude, but I'm at my breaking point. I DON'T FUCKING CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apologies to those who are offended. It needed to be said. I will go back to my ignorance is bliss regarding the K's. Serenity now.
Oh My. There are towns in this world smaller than that butt.
ReplyDeleteSo this is Kimberly K. I thought she was Snooki.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what is worst, the fact that I'm probably blind or that I know who those both chicks are.
At first glance it looks like she's wearing granny panties which have unfortunately ridden up.
ReplyDeleteLord, go look after Kovered Kar Seat, idiot woman.
ReplyDeletethis whole family is gross
ReplyDeleteNow this is what I call a tumor booty!
ReplyDeleteNow this is what I call a tumor booty!
ReplyDeleteMudshark Midget with a fat butt. Face is pretty but having sex with her would be like having sex with a pail of water.
ReplyDeleteI think Kim K took one of the photos of the guy with diseased balls and inverted it.
ReplyDeleteShe is fat. That is not attractive.
ReplyDeleteTesting out my new icon (this thread inspired me)
ReplyDeleteYou have way too much time on your hands.
ReplyDeleteOh, and SueRH, choke on a bag of dicks, you sow.
ReplyDeleteI hate side boob! My man is like it works for me...jeez ;)
ReplyDelete@MelOncholy @PIP I have no idea why you would destroy that beautiful black hair for that busted Clairol color.
Also, Kim is by no means fat! That's just crazy. Yeah, she has a big butt but fat. Really?!?! Okay.
She's hiding her front butt! Stubby legs, cankles, beyond fat thighs and enough butt for several people. Kimmode has out done herself!
ReplyDeleteGawker is saying that shortly after KPig posted this pic to Instagram, Kanye tweeted back "HEADING HOME NOW". Apparently Kanye became aroused when he saw the pic and wanted to have sex with KPig.
ReplyDeleteOr he figured she was on the way to ER since she needed to wear one of Kompass' cloth diapers.
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ReplyDeleteWho gets a pic of themselves taken while taking a selfie??
ReplyDeleteWhatever, Moriah. She's fat.
ReplyDeleteShe might be fat if your ideal is skeletal.
ReplyDeleteBut still, gross!
Is this what Apple Bottomed Jeans means? Holy out of proportion butt. And the horse comment made me spit Diet Coke on my iPad.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else think she is trying to transform into Beyonce? Ever since Kim colored her hair and changed her make-up she is starting to look more and more like her.
ReplyDeleteButtzilla
ReplyDeleteWow. I'm no fan, but y'all are cruel.
ReplyDeleteI actually like her blonde. But I have to agree, her butt is a tad large, but I think she likes that so enjoy!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteAs a black girl with a small butt, I would love to have a little bit of KK's.
ReplyDeleteThis is what we call "thirsty."
ReplyDeleteI can't stand the vacuous bitch but I think she looks good here. For a change. I like a big ass. I wanna smack it so hard cops could dust it for fingerprints.
ReplyDeleteEEEUUUWWWWWW. Her ass is NOT "big" - it is ENORMOUS. TOTALLY out of proportion with her body. I cannot fathom how anyone could find that ass to be sexy. Every woman I know would never ever ever want as ass that size!
ReplyDeleteSigh. Y'know Enty, you could just NOT post about her and her rotten relations.
ReplyDeleteBut lolol at her arse. I'm not slim but that's ridiculous and to think that's something she paid someone to do? S fool and their money are easily parted...
The Brazillian buttlift is working wonders. When gravity sinks in, it will look like a wet sack of potatoes in 20 years.
ReplyDeleteV, honey- hers is def bought and paid for. No way she sculpted that in the gym.
ReplyDeleteAW, much? and here we thought being a mom might bring out the Klass in you..hahahaha! even I cant type that with a straight face.
Epic blonde, you think it is perfect? You don't see cellulite? She has plenty! It is fake as hell, but "perfection" is not the word that comes to mind when I see her ass. "Gross" "ridiculous" "disgusting"......is more like it.
ReplyDeleteAnd before anyone yells at me for slamming her body parts, SHE PAID FOR THIS. IT IS NOT "SOMETHING SHE CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT."
She was such a beautiful woman in 2006 - she has got to be so incredibly insecure to have done this to herself.
750,000 morons "liked" this on her Instagram so far.
ReplyDeleteHuman beings suck.
Jason, maybe they "liked" it because the picture made them laugh?
ReplyDeleteI like that picture and I think her bum looks awesome. H8tz gonna H8T
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ReplyDeleteIf you are going to spew the "hater" bullshit, could you at least spell out the whole word? No one is a "hater" or "jealous" (which is usually the accompanying comment)
ReplyDeleteDamn Paris, settle the fuck down unless you're going to correct every ungrammatical or abbreviated comment. Which is plentiful with the posts as well.
DeleteSo sorry, parissucksliterally, I would hate to be immature!!
ReplyDeletePeople who hate; i.e. "Haters" are going to hate other people! No matter what! Is that clear enough for you? I don't know if they are jealous or not, maybe 888 could chime in?
Google Bev Bighead from Rockos Modern Life and you will see KK in kartoon. Here in MILF:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkFxnZMXyCQ
Damn that ass is HUGE
This is not a selfie. Yes, she's holding a phone, but that's a pro photograph, w good lighting, heavily airbrushed.
ReplyDeleteTeam kardashian leaves nothing to chance.
The before n after ass surgery
http://origin.realitytea.com/assets/uploads/2011/06/kim-kardashian-butt-implant.jpg
Wow @no agenda, she really was beautiful. Why would she do that to herself. Oh wait, we are talking about her still, I guess it worked.
ReplyDelete@urban chaos - I know she paid for it, but I still wouldn't mind having a little more junk in my trunk (like plum to peach size). No amount of squats is going to overturn my genetics :)
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't have butt implants, she received butt injections. Just please trust me on this one! ;-)
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ReplyDeleteUghh, now I feel horrible about myself after reading everyone's comments on Kim K. My bum is probably just as disproportionate to the rest of my body as hers, and I hate to think this is what everyone says about me when my back (or, er, bum) is turned.
ReplyDeleteGy, im sure no one says anything since u arent posting a near naked shot of your bum on twitter!!!!!!
DeleteHer body is hot. Face like a goat.
ReplyDeleteHow is it attractive that her underwear is in her crack? Gross. And her butt is massive and gross. Bleh. Go away please.
ReplyDeleteWasn't there a pic floating around of Kanye and his male friend taken in Paris earlier this year? I haven't been able to find it.
ReplyDeleteAnd I can't believe I read a Kartrashian item.
@Gy as a girl with a big butt myself...no worries. Honestly, everyone can hate. It's no big. Blame hollywood for now turning the butt into the new boobs. Another thing for women to have to aim to have in order to be beautiful or sexy. stupid.
ReplyDeleteKim isn't fat. No, she isn't my favorite person but by no means is she fat. I feel some people in this forum may need to watch Miss Representation. Think about why they really think she is FAT.
Giulians Rancic is too skinny and Kim is fat!??! Damn. In the words of Kanye 'that shit is cray'.
Wow, I just quoted Kanye. I need to go the corner and have a come to Jesus talk with myself;)
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ReplyDeleteNotorious, W.i.g, sorry- I despise the term "hater", and when it is written "H8tr", it makes me stabby. That, and "my bad", are not terms an adult should use. People just sound really stupid when they do.
ReplyDelete"You are such a hater" is used when there is no real argument for the person - just something to say.
Let's move on now. :)
Unless you are truly illiterate, or a 12 year old, there's no excuse for using H8ter crap. I mean, it's like when your great aunt tries to be "hip" and greets you with "cowabunga dudes! Party on"
ReplyDeleteYou're right, Rach Around, I am functionally illiterate. And old, apparently. I sure wish there were rules posted around here so people knew what was okay for posting! You know, just in case anyone gave a shite what randoms thought of their posts.
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