Jennifer Lopez And Casper Smart Have Split
Apparently Casper Smart's holiday list was getting a little too long. The couple that the world wondered about is no more. Things could change and Jennifer could realize that the unemployed back up dancer who loves going to gay porn peep shows could be the man she wants to be with for the next three years in a very short marriage is worth taking back but for now the pair have gone their separate ways.
I don't know what Casper will do for money other than live off whatever Jennifer gives him as a parting gift. Was he that great of a dancer? He has not added much to his resume the past couple of years and burned a lot of bridges too as he got more power lust at being the boy toy of Jennifer. Over the past few months you could see them slowly drift apart and their time together less frequent but I thought it was just a dip in the road and not going to lead to a full on split. Something serious must have happened because now Jennifer has to go through the whole finding someone else and all the questions and whether she will continue her pattern of nobody to star to nobody to star.
Next stop DWTS.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she finally saw reason.
ReplyDeleteMaybe HE finally saw reason...
ReplyDeleteHE WAS USING HER ALL THIS TIME? Well knock me over with a feather.
ReplyDeleteI hope she's not trying to hook up with Harry Connick Jr.
ReplyDeleteI'm always surprised it lasted this long.
ReplyDeleteThat was a strange one to begin with. Not so sure they were ever really a couple anyway, but I have no clue as to what J Lo was up to with this scuzzy little twerp.
ReplyDeleteIs it me or does Jennifer have a Tyra Banks five head in this photo? Damn
ReplyDeleteNow I ain't sayin' he's a gold digger. But...
ReplyDeleteAll the big divas have paid boyfriends - Jessica, Christina, Britney, Madonna. And Jennifer. (Miley and Katie Perry's future paid boyfriends are in junior high school at the moment.)
ReplyDeleteIf you're a star and you move around all the time and everything's got to be about you, it's hard to have a partner with a real career, like fireman, carpenter, district retail sales manager, etc. You need a paid companion.
@Nutty Flavor
ReplyDeleteYou probably are right
Did Ben make this happen?
ReplyDeleteMaybe she and Keith Urban are gettin' it on behind the scenes of American Idol.
ReplyDeleteTrue love is dead!!!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahahahaa
ReplyDeleteAwesome
She will probably date a celebrity next.
ReplyDeleteI loathe him. I loathe her. Great day for all!
ReplyDeleteOh, and I heard Casper speak on TV for the first time ever. Dude's gay.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Affleck fucked him out of her- wasn't there a reveal about him hooking up with her in a hotel?
ReplyDeleteNutty, I understand what you are saying and it makes sense, but what I don't get though is why this guy? Why bring this nothing loser into the picture? And especially after the peepshow bust. JLo should have kicked him to the curb right then and there but she didn't. She's kept this goober around, pretending to be sweethearts, for months. To me this whole Casper thing has just been really odd.
ReplyDeleteHe looks like Alan Harper
ReplyDeleteFinally! he is gross!
ReplyDelete@Sarah, I think she is trying to "smize".
ReplyDeleteThank God she came to her senses!! JLo is still very attractive. If ya wanna b a cougar girl, do to thang. But next time. Find one who is actually hot.
ReplyDeleteCasper, sexy?? No bueno...
I'm sure they fought over the same boy.
ReplyDelete@ lazyday: ba ha ha ha!!!
Delete@nuttyflavor. Dolly Parton has made it work..
ReplyDeleteI hope she hops on Keith. I know I would.
She's Scientology-friendly -- if she can stand parting with any of her money maybe she should just hook up with Tom Cruise and call it a day.
ReplyDeleteYawn..I'm in the pool for a celeb next.
ReplyDeleteShe already found someone else and is about to go public. Way back during her sparkly ghetto fabulous media saturation days when VH1 was her personal PR machine, someone compared her to a monkey that doesn’t let go of a branch until another one is firmly in the other hand. Everyone knows J-Ho is all about appearances, so she’s not fooling anyone but herself. This bitch can’t be alone for 5 minutes.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe she walked in on Casper for the 20th time as he was balls deep into some guy? Dude, I hope you saved every. single. penny.
Too bad there is bad blood with Clooney because they would make the perfect superficial couple.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he can go back to making a living however he did it before he met Jennifer. It will suck after the huge paychecks for doing nothing, but most of us aren't rich. Live with it Casper. Stop selling yourself.
ReplyDeleteI think she gets off on taking nobodies and making them famous.
ReplyDeleteTrudi, what's the story with Clooney and JLo?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the tryst with Ben made her realize she wanted more? And it's strange, but I saw Casper interviewed on HLN Showbiz Tonight (I think), and they were calling him "Bo". Has anyone ever heard him called that before? Maybe he's trying to get his own thing going on.
ReplyDeleteI think she gets off on taking nobodies and making them famous.
ReplyDelete^^^THIS. It's power AND it's "safe".
Harry Knuckle they made a movie together and there was no love lost.
ReplyDeleteClooney made no secret of hating JBlow when they were making Out of Sight. Can't have two egos that big in the same room.
ReplyDeleteHope JBlow gets a better looking paid piece than this one.
Sorry; Clooney is a goddamned prince next to Lopez. She's been an unmitigated asshole since she graduated from the Fly Girls. I doubt anyone except maybe GOOP or Reese Witherspoon is nastier than she is.
ReplyDeleteIf Casper can dance, then he's got just as much talent as that heartless cunt. JLo is a waste of oxygen, and she needs to fuck off.
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