If Miley Cyrus Was Pregnant

The same part of the internet population that believes that every celebrity turns up dead from a skiing accident in a far corner of the globe in the exact same place as the last celebrity who also was rumored to have died there believed that Miley Cyrus was pregnant yesterday. Now, has Miley been pregnant before? Rumors are always around about her being pregnant at one point with the baby of that guy who she tattooed on her breast. Justin? Yeah, i think that is his name. She was around 16 when they were dating and she got tatted up. You know because there is nothing quite so attractive as a 16 year old running around with a breast tattoo of the guy she thinks she is going to be with forever and turns out to last another month or two tops. I think he even moved into the Cyrus house at one point too just like Liam. It's where boyfriends go to die or at least scratch out their names on the wall wondering when Miley will let them out for bike riding and photo ops.

Anyway, I got off track here and meant to write about if Miley was pregnant it would have kept her on the front pages a while longer but she probably would have tired to keep twerking into the 8th month and done the whole naked on a tabloid cover and pregnant thing but would try and spice it up by having a group of little people holding her in the air while monkeys danced on her head. She would have become a proponent of stripper classes for pregnant women and would have to give up cigarettes, pot and Molly which would have resulted in a significant drop in the employment rate in the country. I'm pretty sure that she must be in the treasured drug dealer category of $2000 a week. That means she alone is making sure the dealer is earning six figures.