Announcement time. I have none to make. It's desert winds time in LA so fire season and allergies for me are on the way. I need to hunker down in the basement and wait it out until things go back to normal. Freaky things happen in LA when the winds come in from the desert. I will be blogging all weekend but will be drunk and paranoid. Lots of blind items and reveals so come on over and keep me company. Oh and if you want to follow me on Twitter I am @entylawyer.
#1 - This A list celebrity/singer has been only having sex with his much much younger girlfriend when she can get pregnant. He wants the money pie.
#2 - This former almost A list mostly television actor from a very hit cable show who is now seemingly permanently out of the country says he was drunk when he let the guy go down on him at backstage at a show last weekend.
#3- This hired boyfriend of an A list celebrity was fired because he was selling stories to the tabloids.
#4- This is as sick as you think it is. This A list mostly movie actor told his ex-girlfriend that he once had sex with his mom. The ex was telling everyone last week. She said he missed some payments to her so she was now going to talk.
For #4 I'm going with Shia. He's said some wacky things about his mother so it wouldn't surprise me at all.
ReplyDelete1.Which singer is dating an heiress?
ReplyDeleteMarc anthony
DeleteSecond the Marc Anthony guess. She's like 20, I think.
Delete1) Marc Anthony w Topshop heiress, Chloe Green
Delete2) Jonathan Rhys Myers (sp?) The Tudors
3) Britney and Jason Trawick, or everyday Dave Lucado? Haven't seen them together since mid-September...
4) Shia LeBeouf-ex somebody who needs $$. Karolyn Pho, or even further back, ex Cheetah Girl, Kiely Williams? Miss Broke Off, Dozed Off hasn't been doing much, except getting passed around.
3) Britany's paid date,
#3 Britney & the hired ex "bf"
ReplyDelete1. Marc Anthony
ReplyDelete1-Marc Anthony and Topshop girlfriend
ReplyDelete#2. Jeremy Piven?
ReplyDelete4. Is Shia still considered A-list?
ReplyDeleteA list singers are Timberlake (ruled out), Adam Levine (is the fiance rich), Bruno Mars (dating anyone?), Thicke (married - out), Drake (dating anyone?).
ReplyDeleteAre any of the country singers A list that aren't married?
Who's an A list unmarried singer? Maybe someone older?
I thought Bradley for #4. Blech.
ReplyDelete1. Marc Anthony
ReplyDelete2. Jeremy Piven
3. Britney Spears
4. Bradley Cooper
1. Marc Anthony and Chloe Green
ReplyDelete2. someone at Paris fashion week
3. Brit Brit
4. Shia
Totally forgot Skeletor was dating the Uber rich Topshop Heiress so far I think everyone has it with exception to the last one.
ReplyDelete1-Skeletor
2-Piv
3-BSpears
4-Coop or Shia maybe Jacquin Phoenix?
#1 Skeletor and cuntface Philip Green's spawn.
ReplyDelete#3 Brit Brit, poor petal.
4-Johnny Depp?
ReplyDeleteA list actor + ex girlfriend + him missing payments
DeleteMade me think of Depp
and #1 thinks she'll pay him......I think not if I were her I'd use birth control
ReplyDelete#4 is definitely Rob Kardashian
ReplyDeleteWhy do Britney's handlers never learn? Find Brit a hunky gentleman from the South. Jason and David weren't even all that attractive! Maybe they can find a guy from her hometown or something - lots of press coverage for the cute backstory and maybe someone who knew her when wshe was younger would be respectful of her. For all of her issues, she seems like a sweet girl and deserves better than some guy who wants to be put in charge of her estate.
ReplyDeleteIt actually gets me upset when I think that she needs to retire to Louisiana and just raise her sons there like her sister is doing. Jamie seems very happy down there - I've seen her Instagram and it just seems like a good life for her.
I'm almost on the Depp train, however, I'd say that he is now an all movie actor. 21 Jump Street was so long ago...it hardly puts him in the "mostly movie" category now.
ReplyDeleteI think a lot of these celebrity men pay their exes specifically to keep them quiet. Otherwise we would hear a lot more shit about what went down between them.
#4 is dicaprio/pick an ex
ReplyDelete#4 - Clooney
ReplyDeleteRob K isn't A list. I first thought Cooper too. He seems like such a creep.
ReplyDeleteNot Depp, DiCaprio, or Joaquin for #4. Mostly movie? They are ALL movie and have been for some time. Television shows from 20 years ago really don't count. I don't think.
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ReplyDeleteMarc Anthony
ReplyDeleteAlexander skarsgard
Britney spears
Shia la douche
I don't think Depp is number 4. Despite his recent issues, I just can't see him sleeping with his mom. He and a group of people were in a restaurant in Chicago a few years ago when he was filming there. His mom was with him. The waiter said he left 1000 tip. It had to be split between a couple of servers but it was 50% of the bill.
ReplyDeleteDepp is all movie.
ReplyDelete@HannahBanana ASkars with a bloke, mmmmmmm, that's going to keep me toasty warm now the evenings are drawing in.
ReplyDeleteHe is sooooooooo hot...&he does like to party hard. I think I got this one!
Delete#2 Aston Kutcher? He seems to have moved from Paris to Londonwith occasional sightings at NFL games in the USA.
ReplyDelete1. Mark Anthony
ReplyDelete2. No idea
3. Whoever Sharon Stone was dating?
4. Shia?
I like the Piven guess for #2.
ReplyDeleteBritney makes more sense for #3. I'm changing my answer.
#4 is not shia people jeesh. He's not that creepy.
ReplyDelete@ Askars and Hot Ginger Prince Harry. Trying to practice keeping warm when they go hiking in the snow for the good cause later this year.
ReplyDeleteBoth are perma-drunk, so it could work xD
Am I a perv now? xD
Just for fun:
ReplyDelete4 Jake Gyllenhaal, because he looks like a mofo, and I've always wanted to call him a mofo!
Doesn't Marc Anthoy have a crapload of his own money? Dude's like a king in Spanish speaking worlds. Owns a friggin island for goodness sake. Does seem like him, but question is why.
ReplyDeleteShia def for 4. Total oedicreep.
2 could be Joe Pantoliano, former almost A list, hit cable show.
ReplyDelete@Shit, the best thing it's ASkars, PRice Hot Ginge AND Dominic West. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
ReplyDelete@abob: Hubbahubba! hahaha
ReplyDeleteI have it on good authority Piven has been spit roasted a few times.
ReplyDelete#4 Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy, running her yap at her new job.
ReplyDeletefrench guy with olsen sister.
ReplyDelete#2 I get a Dave Chappelle vibe from this
ReplyDeleteaskars has been in Norway a lot lately
ReplyDeleteWhy Marc Anthony? Some folks are silly, the man is super rich and doesn't need Chloe's money. Plus, how would one know about his sex habits and frequency? LOL!
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