It is always a better world when Farrah Abraham keeps her mouth closed. Proving once again that she wants nothing more than to bring down the world in a hail of fire and brimstone though she opened her mouth and made another one of her obnoxious videos that she usually makes while drunk sitting in a strip club after getting phone numbers of guys who she will entertain later that night in a more private area. In the video Farrah says that she goes to strip clubs and makes molds of her va jay jay and hangs out with guys for money every night because it is her life and she doesn't need to be with her four year old daughter because her four year old daughter has her own life.
Most of the time I would be glad if Farrah was letting her kid be raised by a nanny or someone competent to raise a child. The problem is that Farrah is leaving her four year old with her mother who, judging from past episodes of Teen Mom is not exactly the kind of warm and loving person you would want to leave your four year old with unless your four year old was a dog you wanted to turn into a killer or a porn star.
On the previous post about the Singers I stated that I could not imagine anything about which I could care less, but now that statement was proven false because I have even fewer shits to give about this...whatever she is...than I do about those other whoevers.
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DeleteShe's no worse than Maci. Maci just doesn't make it public.
ReplyDeleteIt is always a better world when Enty doesn't write about Farrah Abraham.
ReplyDeleteThere. Fixed that for you.
The baby will be fine with her mom for a few more years until she starts back talking like Farrah. Then they'll be back on the Omaha Police Dept's "Frequent Caller" list again.
ReplyDeleteStop giving thus cumdumpster a platform or relevancy! No one cares.
ReplyDeleteI second that Oopsy : a total cum dumpster.
DeleteI've got a real mad-on against neglectful mothers, especially totally unrepentant ones.
ReplyDeleteIF this is true, I wish a case of genital warts and never-ending swamp stench on her. The horse face isn't curse enough.
@figgy YESSSS!
ReplyDeleteI am hung over and still stressed about seeing Gravity and I needed some comedic relief. Ugh. This is neither comedic nor relief. Off to get a pedicure. Christ.
Two paragraphs, comprised of three sentences with one comma in the whole thing. You're an English teacher's worst nightmare.
ReplyDeletePlease do not lift this person up with publicity. She does not deserve it.
ReplyDeleteBackdoor Teen Whore no showed eXXXotica. They had Tan Mom instead. If I wanted to see an old, decrepit, orange whore, I would have stood in the Jenna Jameson line.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of maci that girl needs to get over herself and stop wearing those stupid nerd glasses. She expects anybody and everybody to kiss her butt all the time if they were the lucky chosen one's to be in her clique. As for farrah, the appple doesn't fall far from the tree. She may have out crazied her mom.
ReplyDeleteFarrah should only open her mouth to insert penis.
ReplyDeleteCayate su boca, cabrona!
Yes, her daughter has a busy life filled with eyebrow waxings & avoiding her mom's phone calls. "Ugh, Gramma, just tell that ho I'm washing my hair or something because I CAN't even with that skank!"
ReplyDeleteWhen I saw the headline, I immediately thought "Well, all those strange peni aren't going to suck their own selves for money!"
ReplyDeleteMy answer to the title:
ReplyDeleteShe might as well have opened her asshole, just as big and the same shit would have come out. HA!
They should hire her at Disneyland to be one of the costumed characters. She looks just like the females in their cartoon movies.
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine being as dumb as her, but with a lot of money. This can't end well, right?
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